"free" short sale advice?
Whether I am given the cash from a client "to pay a bill" or he does it for me, makes no difference.
I do many barter deals, and those guys also get discounted or longer packages. The average cost for me to get Botox is 650 at my doctor's office, but I have bartered for one date and got it at cost. The doc only pays about 300 for a 50 cc bottle, but they charge us 70-100 percent more to get it done.
Same with car repairs...no way in hell I am bringing my SUV to the dealership, as it would cost me out the ass. I would rather find a guy who works on Foreign cars, and trade with him. We both come out ahead that way.
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Does that count?
Disclaimer...does not include a Corporate return. That's extra ![]()
I do many barter deals, and those guys also get discounted or longer packages. The average cost for me to get Botox is 650 at my doctor's office, but I have bartered for one date and got it at cost. The doc only pays about 300 for a 50 cc bottle, but they charge us 70-100 percent more to get it done.
Same with car repairs...no way in hell I am bringing my SUV to the dealership, as it would cost me out the ass. I would rather find a guy who works on Foreign cars, and trade with him. We both come out ahead that way.
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Everybody is a winner that way...well, except for Lobo who is out some money.
But for us regular whores and vipers...we're all happy ![]()
Why do I actually believe this really happened lol. Yea, I do need a new CPA, and I need a muzzle bwahahah.
I have some beach front property in Yuma I want you to look at... and I'll throw in a bridge or two...
.. damn.. I should be a certified financial analyst (aka PROFESSIONAL) and I could help you invest your money.. I even know the formula.. 40% stocks, 40% bonds, and 20% hedge funds... I learned every thing I know about investing from Berny Madoff...
Tithe 10 percent, pay bills with about 70, and save the rest if I can.
His formula was even more brilliant than Bernie's.
And that formula changes with age and goals. But a CFP, or was it CFA would know that.
Want to join me in the laundry biz?
I have some beach front property in Yuma I want you to look at... and I'll throw in a bridge or two...
.. damn.. I should be a certified financial analyst (aka PROFESSIONAL) and I could help you invest your money.. I even know the formula.. 40% stocks, 40% bonds, and 20% hedge funds... I learned every thing I know about investing from Berny Madoff...
keep blathering bookkeeper....
and when you finally figure out the difference between satire and sarcasm we'll go shopping for some big boy pants for you...
So glad you're finally out of the boy's section LOL
And my amusing you is NOT intentional...but if you're interested I'll give you my banks routing and account info and you can send me some bucks for the entertainment portion of our show!
Satire or sarcasm?
and when you finally figure out the difference between satire and sarcasm we'll go shopping for some big boy pants for you...
Actually, he comes *in* your head. Heyoooo!
No not the bartering...
...the Botox, Bwahahaha!!
LOL, I am about due again too. Dumb fk who did it last time, messed it up. Did not even last for 2 months!
Bwahahaha, and in my case it's actual "grass" not pot. ![]()
Jesus, I'm straight and I'd bake for you nude for HVAC. Serious money, there!
Damn that's some funny stuff man!! Shame London isn't closer to NC I'd live to make that deal!!
I have one that burns wood, but I want to upgrade. I am not spending 1200 bucks on a damn pit!
Damn you geography why does NC have to be so far away from Nola!! I'd love to lay some pipe down there!! ( hopefully someone besides a pipe fitter got that joke!!)
Pm me if you need advice. Advice is free sorry no trades :0)
...accepted everywhere...![]()
"free" short sale advice?
I would hook you up for that course ha ha.
but it just has never happened that way for me.
I'd fuck a cop in a heartbeat tho to prevent a ticket.....but it's my luck that it never happens. ![]()
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