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BAHAHAHA I did NOT expect that.
perfectstorm 19 Reviews 874 reads
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2 / 37

Total turnoff. Smoker's voice, smoker's laugh, smoker's cough. The showers and teeth brushing, and mouthwash, and chewing gum do not take that stuff away.:

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1032 reads
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3 / 37

baby can't you see my mind's a burning hell...

*Sexy song, hehehe*

Now SHE makes some money, hehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpbRW83B3w

breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 1062 reads
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4 / 37

I know what you mean though.  I think the smoker's voice is a combination of doing drugs and smoking as only the female smokers I know with that kind of voice do drugs.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 1017 reads
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5 / 37
Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 975 reads
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6 / 37

Do you think Marge Simpson did drugs in her day? lol

Posted By: breannabreeze
I know what you mean though.  I think the smoker's voice is a combination of doing drugs and smoking as only the female smokers I know with that kind of voice do drugs.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 955 reads
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7 / 37

know many women who have never smoked and sound horrible. I also sing, so don't know if that has anything to do with keeping a voice, but so do many other people in Hollywood. Ashley Simpson never smoked, and her voice is super raspy.

OSP 26 Reviews 870 reads
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8 / 37

Like PS said.......some profiles even claim them non-smokers. I swear to God you'll get a shitty review if that's the case

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 682 reads
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9 / 37
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 910 reads
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10 / 37

i smoke..most of my ladies also smoke..we tend to have raspy voices on occasion..i find that sharing each other's love juices tends to alleviate the problem..screaming also helps..

Posted By: superHO
I have been in contact with a few ladies, some of which are much younger than myself on the phone for a few different reasons. One girl was in her 20's, I almost gagged when I heard her speak.. She had a raspy cig voice and sounded in her 50's.  
 Guys are no different, you can always tell a long term smoker by their voices.  
 So when this one girl was laughing, and had the smokers laugh I thought ...'that has got to be the biggest turn off'..  
 Not all smokers sound AS bad, but I can always tell.  
   
 Have you ever been turned off by a girls cig voice?

justanillusion 914 reads
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12 / 37

Because you hate hookers. God I hate it when I am this wrong.

lungman 10 Reviews 914 reads
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13 / 37

You just have to be a good singer....you have a GREAT set of lungs. :)
Glad your not in my church choir, I would have trouble keeping my thoughts pure.

Posted By: London Rayne
 
 I know many women who have never smoked and sound horrible. I also sing, so don't know if that has anything to do with keeping a voice, but so do many other people in Hollywood. Ashley Simpson never smoked, and her voice is super raspy.

OSP 26 Reviews 765 reads
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14 / 37

I despise narcissism, materialism, superficiality, lack of integrity, etc.

I only review if mine will aid the average guy or help someone get started.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1034 reads
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15 / 37

I've always imagined you to have a deep, sultry voice! Now I really do have to come visit you so we can go out and be blonde hookers with big jugs and contrasting voices.  

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. I smoke, but even as a kid I had a speaking voice that was the envy of my pre-pubescent male peers. Now I kind of sound like Jeneane Garofalo. I sing too, but I sing blues and ska (you don't exactly have to sound like Charlotte Church in those genres).

Maybe London and I should start a band. Smoky Hoes has a nice ring to it.  
Posted By: London Rayne
 
 I know many women who have never smoked and sound horrible. I also sing, so don't know if that has anything to do with keeping a voice, but so do many other people in Hollywood. Ashley Simpson never smoked, and her voice is super raspy.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1066 reads
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16 / 37
justanillusion 872 reads
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17 / 37

All that loose phlegm rattling around down there. Yeah not a fan of that either.

Back_In_Black 947 reads
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18 / 37

Posted By: London Rayne
 
 I know This may sound odd but I look like JERRY , from Tom and Jerry , u know the hit cartoon. As a matter of fact when I first started I the biz I was Jerry Rayne Bow, yes I was Jerry Rayne Bow , happy ending extrodinaire . Then I went with Tom to London, did Big Ben and became London RayneBow . I dropped the bow and am now L R , but I sound like a mouse and I look like a mouse . Conquate and Love , jerry London rayne bow.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1105 reads
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19 / 37

Nah...know many in their 60s who smoke and still sound fine. It is a variety of other things that contribute to a shitty voice lol. I switched to the E cig, but they suck for the most part.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 969 reads
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20 / 37

Ok, more like a ghetto mouse, but you get the point bwaahahahah. "Smoking Hos?" I like it!

inicky46 61 Reviews 925 reads
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21 / 37

Someone once described Madonna's voice as sounding "like Minnie Mouse on helium."  Any resemblance?

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1066 reads
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22 / 37

Oh trust me...there are far worse things than a Malboro. In fact, that cigarette helps mask the taste of nasty ass spunk. Just sayin

justanillusion 885 reads
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23 / 37

I can deal with a smoker just fine, it's booze breath (same day as well from a binge the night before) and garlic mouth I cannot stand and will not kiss. If it's that bad, I can't go through with the session. Money is refunded and I bid them farewell.

lungman 10 Reviews 740 reads
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24 / 37

Which head are you speaking of??
If your speaking of, "the little head".....well, you'll just have to read my review of her. ( when and if I care to write one )

inicky46 61 Reviews 901 reads
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25 / 37

It is obvious to all but the Clueless Dungbeetle I'm referring to his big head.  And I'm pretty sure any review you write of London will be a complete fantasy.
PS: You might want to go down to the bottom of the page to see what angel has to say.  Loser.

lungman 10 Reviews 978 reads
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26 / 37

continue smoking and you will have Lungman at your bedside one day, suctioning mucous out of your tracheostomy.
Believe me, I spared you of a gross picture (  of what most COPD patients ) really look like.

lungman 10 Reviews 794 reads
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27 / 37

"a complete fantasy"......i'm sure it will be, she doesn't receive 10's for whispering sweet nothings in a clients' ear.
Why not add her to your list?? If you can handle her!!!

PhilAnderz 22 Reviews 838 reads
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28 / 37

In the case of both "providers" and women met socially.  Simply put, it is among the absolute, non-negotiable deal-breaking turn-offs.  You are welcome to have mine.

Dr Who revived 955 reads
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29 / 37

I guess even P411 won't help with that problem  LOL

I love reading how hookers babble they can weed out the "bad ones"....hysterical  :D
Posted By: justanillusion
I can deal with a smoker just fine, it's booze breath (same day as well from a binge the night before) and garlic mouth I cannot stand and will not kiss. If it's that bad, I can't go through with the session. Money is refunded and I bid them farewell.

inicky46 61 Reviews 819 reads
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30 / 37

You might be surprised at the answer.
PS:  Still no response to my suggestion you find angel's post near the bottom of the page?  My, my! What could you be afraid of?  Oh, that's right!

-- Modified on 7/30/2013 7:28:08 PM

inicky46 61 Reviews 741 reads
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31 / 37

One more lame response in a history of pathetic replies.  You really can't do better can you?  Poor Dungy.  At least you were able to post a picture again

Dr Who revived 936 reads
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32 / 37

He's afraid of his own shadow...and knows that many of us know his history.

Let alone who he hasn't...and never will see  :D
Posted By: inicky46
You might be surprised at the answer.  
 PS:  Still no response to my suggestion you find angel's post near the bottom of the page?  My, my! What could you be afraid of?  Oh, that's right!

-- Modified on 7/30/2013 7:28:08 PM

ceotraveling 30 Reviews 829 reads
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Posted By: London Rayne
Oh trust me...there are far worse things than a Malboro. In fact, that cigarette helps mask the taste of nasty ass spunk. Just sayin.  
   
 

justanillusion 883 reads
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34 / 37

No P411 won't help. But I can. Just because a guy shows up does not guarantee he will be seen. Final screening tool, if the nose knows, then I show them the door..

Dr Who revived 1021 reads
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35 / 37

Are you that good that you can sense who and what is there?  

I let my BS detectors do their thing before I get to that door.  Try it...it will help  ;)
Posted By: justanillusion
No P411 won't help. But I can. Just because a guy shows up does not guarantee he will be seen. Final screening tool, if the nose knows, then I show them the door..

justanillusion 723 reads
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36 / 37

But if he smells like a brewery or a garlic patch seeing him is all I will do. As for any sexual contact, no thank you

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1077 reads
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Same goes for guys who fk random hookers, go down on us, and kiss us not knowing how many gallons of spunk we swallowed that day. Now, after hearing that, does a cigarette really sound so bad? LOL.

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