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Bad news for Mayans, but not around to care...
EvilSchemer
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But contrary to popular belief, the owner of said liver does infact stay home when he imbibes unless a responsible party does the driving.
Or when friends and neighbors feel the need call me and use my residence as a place to get shit-faced... 
Sometimes what we want and what we get are two different things...
A friend just emailed me that story yesterday, and I was thinking about posting it here. You beat me to it
Good one though!
My needs are simple. Put my boys down with me. Fuck everything else....
I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving, from last New Year's Eve.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
Last New Year's, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
nick
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
Last New Year's, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
nick
So much has to come out...
