I had, 20 years ago in a sting with a streetwalker. Fortunately it was before these ended up on the internet (and background searches. I paid a lawyer, a fine and another fine. It cost me about $5K for a BJ I never got.

but not for this, and I have been doing this for several decades now.

One time security came to the room because the girl was behind on paying for the room.  Held over an hour and had to pay a parking ticket because my meter ran out.

...suspended for not paying a ticket...I was young and stupid then...

...drunk in public? Or maybe, disturbing the peace?

I left a three day poker game in Dallas once about 30 years ago, I walked next door to a coffee shop and passed out in my food. I woke up as they were putting the cuffs on me. The irony was, the coffee shop was right in front of a motel and I had about ten grand in my pocket.

This isn't frigging FaceBook.

No matter how respectable I've looked, cops have always taken an interest in me. I've been detained for suspicion of rape (suspect description black male early 20's), suspicion of murder (suspect description young white male wearing black leather jacket), suspicion of robbery (suspect description Hispanic male early 20's), and a couple of hour or so detentions for I-don't-know-what. The last cop to detain me for over an hour just said, "find somewhere other than Sacramento to spend the night".  

and then proceeded to crash her car into a tree, and a few years later ran out the door screaming at night and got the neighbors uptight.

Where did it wake up?

...his favorite TV character - Otis Campbell on the Andy Griffith Show:

I used 80 bucks or so to pay my fine/bail and they returned the rest to me without incident.

Does that count?

Spent several hours in the county jail.

One time was for shoplifting.  I was trying to steal a bra and panty combo for my GF.

but you remember it better than all the others eom

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Wonder how that would play out these days with the ability of the police to simply take cash and claim it must have been related to something illegal since you have more than enough to by a tank of gas.

Bright lights overhead?
Did she offer you coffee or a cigarette?

for the bras and panties? You alway talk about paying
yo get what you want. SMH ...  

but very related to my alcoholism and penchant for driving drunk lol.

Worst that ever happened to me with LE when hobbying was a couple of parking tickets in NYC, which were my fault.  I was too afraid to play with the SW's in NYC back in the '80's on my own, and the friends that I knew that disregarded the LE risk all got busted eventually.  The biggest risk in recent times that I've encountered have been from DUI checkpoints, and I've passed through those by not imbibing or partaking if I had to drive home afterwards.  Use your head (the big one), and the risks can be minimized...

Walked into a sting at a Massage Parlour.  Had less than $20 on me.  Cops still hassled me, but did not arrest me.  Wrote my name down on an index card...Yatta....yatta....yatta. My only brush with Chicago's Finest