The other good news is that there are a LOT of hookers to have to piss off before any of us are in any danger of having to start playing for the other team.

BTW, you never did answer my question from earlier about just what set you off. I would speculate it was menopause, but we all know it's a bit late for that.

One last thing, How is that Florida trip going for you? You seem to have a lot of time on your hands,  not to mention an awful lot of anger for a woman who is/was "fully booked"

I mean honestly, where is she going to go???

Now does he have any balls to complete the package? On that I am not so sure. lol

Will you be taking down your site(s) now?

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

Eventually you'll piss off enough hookers that you'll be sucking each other's dicks.  WTH am I saying ~ you already do that anyway...fucking sausage fest.  
   
 LMAO  
   
   
   
 LATER BITCHES!

a scarcity of being able to buy Pussy.

I don't know what you call a sixty year old hooker who is still trying to reinvent herself, but JLS couldn't possibly be THAT old, could she?

but you catch on pretty quickly. BSC doesn't even begin to describe her.

but hey, it's great entertainment.

I'm not sure if JLS is actually announcing her retirement however.

Did you mean that to Julia or is this a form of role-play?

Oh that's right your guys go to bed right after the Nightly News with Brian Williams so you are all alone now.

And what's up with the NB hookers all going BSC at the same time? Maybe they are taking their marching orders from TS?

If she is....then I guess some other condition would have caused her to make such a grandiose proclamation as she has.

Her profile says she's in her 30's.

I'll continue my trash talking on the other threads.  

I mean this is all sincerity.

Maybe you should stick to that.  Just a helpful thought.  We're all behind ya.

This meltdown was definitely Tardlor worthy. lol

and don't you know, it's well past the bedtime of all of her friends, I am sure it's lights out at 9PM for her fan base, but just in case, let's ask Hadji if he saw her while she was there. They seem like a delusional match just made for each other.

Looking for his teeth in your vast and cavernous cooter? If not keep looking around in there.

One hooker disappears, another appears and some just recycle themselves. It's like turning the lights on and off in rapid succession at a roach motel.  

Re: Just watch where I go, sweetheart...2 years from now.

If you are still here in 2 years you have gone nowhere and your keeping yourself down. People with "discipline" don't need to post rants like this. They should be above that. I don't know much about you but what I am "learning" is that you are BSC.

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When are all those sites coming down?

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

You see, after being in the business for a couple of years, I figured out that there were probably some men who would really enjoy an evening with a lady who would cook a meal for them.  And I was right!!  
   
 I did 2 Naked Gourmets just this week.  One in Charlotte on Monday and another in (technically Naples) tonight.  I went to the Publix at 4pm and picked everything up, found the condo, which is a really awesome space, had some wine, played a little, then I cooked 2 of the best store-bought steaks I've had.    
   
 I was amazed by this because I didn't expect Florida to have good meat.  My family was in the gourmet steak business for years and this (almost) rivaled their beef!  And the chocolate ganache for our first dessert was mind blowing.  But what followed was even better.  
   
 He left early at 9pm because I needed to clean up and get to bed for an early flight in the morning.  I'll see him again in the spring when I return, and about a month later when he travels north through the Carolinas.    
   
 Establishing quality, long-lasting friendships is very fulfilling for those who understand the benefits that can come from this kind of relationship.  
   
 And, so, TER is still very valuable to me in promoting The Naked Gourmet.  
   
 THANKS TER!    
   
 

One of her guys told me she was at Woodstock when she was at Cock Sucker University in the '60's.

I can assure you that others are as well.

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

Build a body and they will cum... it's a prophecy that I am fulfilling.    
   
 xo  
   
 scratch, scratch, rub, purr  

It's here!

-- Modified on 1/10/2015 10:40:26 PM

Some have discussed you elsewhere...and the consensus is over 60.

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

Seriously, though...ask anyone who's seen me and they will verify that I am nowhere near 50 or 60...40, yes...and I'm looking forward to it!  Have you fucking seen me?  I'm jacked, and THAT's a fact!  Veins...it's called LOW BODY FAT, baby, and MEN LOVE IT.    
   
 

Sorry, I couldn't help it. I love you guys! You all are so entertaining.

Most guys like young and pretty gals.

Without her meltdowns none of this would have been possible.

Some foot fetish guy suggested foot/shoe size on the S&P board recently. Should we add that too, lol?

But with her retirement plan here what would have become of it?

See you on RT's NBA thread?

are on here having arguments about others not getting laid when they claim to be? Does it matter when or where?  
Y'all confuse me~~

I just got a PM from the old fart...he said you had to excuse yourself for a moment.

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

I grew up active in competitive sports (gymnastics), lifted weights all of my life, and now I am body building for fitness shoots, so I am "veiny."  Look at my arms, upper and lower...look at my calves...they are "veiny," and many, many men find it hot.  
   
 If it's not for you, I am actually relieved because I don't want to see you either.  My neck is pronounced while posing, as well.  Men who appreciate this know what they are seeing and it turns them on.  In the next couple of years, my shoulders and quads will grow as well...I've put on 6 pounds since my last shoot and they're already noticeably larger, which I am very excited about.    
   
 Building muscle is something that occurs genetically natural for me.  This may not be your thing (thank goodness), but it is a thing for many others, nationwide.  And I look damn good for a lady who'll be 40 next year, with pride!  And I'll only get better with time.  
   
 Just watch me go...  
   
 

I have six brothers and many uncles so shit talking with the guys is like second nature to me. Sigh, but this is a place where I must be a lady because you must find me attractive to want to play with me.  

Damn...that puss must be bigger than even I thought.

I was there but RT ended the conversation. He said he'll post more shit later LOL

If that's what she meant...she could have posted that.

lushing

Why aren't all these people out getting laid? My excuse is I'm waiting for the shuttle van to take me back to my Assisted Living facility from the mall.

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Care to tell the board what the real purpose of TER is?

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

Keep up with the schedule, man!  He sent me a text that he made it home...2 hours from me.  Should I upload it?   LOL  
   
 WTF do you think I care about proving shit to you?    
 LMAO!!  
 

Eeery silence for someone who claimed to have such a large group that loves you.

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

I'm fuckin' with you all...and you took the "bait."  
   
 Stupid sausage lovers.  LMOA!!!  
   
 :P    
   
 PEACE OUT BITCHES!  I gotta plane to catch.    
   
 xoxoxox,  
 Julia  
 AKA, The Naked Gourmet  
 and the lovely Corinne ~

The sound of old ladies snoring drives me nuts.  

only a small handful have been labeled BSC,

But I'll need a deposit first.  

Trust me.

Don't get too excited. I'm a chick. Even better to be called cute by a chick. Eom

-- Modified on 1/10/2015 10:58:54 PM

Excuse my strong verbalization, but it's true. I love women. Haven't you read my short story on the 'Media & Erotic' board? It's called 'Dear Dairy, I'm a slut.' I say right in there that I love pussy too.  

LOL. No I can't take this stuff serious. It's just words and I'm comfortable with who I am.

Your not an itch worth scratching. Lists are for people who can't keep track of their lives or don't know what they want. I am neither.

Not new. Been around for a few years. Just don't post much. Entertainment value is top notch. When I feel bad about my life I can come here and read posts and realize everything is awesomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTqXEQ2l-Y

Got laid last night. You should look in the mirror your posting here tonight.

Most of the ladies here get it and can dish it with the best of us.  You don't see anyone giving them a hard time.  But men or women who post BSC bullshit or bad advice will catch hell.  If they didn't, how would un-initiated lurkers and Noobs figure out how to play this game safely?  This board can be rough at times but that is part of its value.  Not to mention the pure entertainment.  This evening has been a prime example.

What do you do when the pilot realizes he just fucked his grandmother and decides to crash the plane in shame?

who the fuck cares what anyone on here thinks?

waste of time

First of all, in my experience this board has always been a tough, if not hateful place.  So there's really nothing new here.  
Second, as I've said repeatedly, most people (especially most women) who come here are not flamed.
Third, the OP stated things off with a heated and vituperative post and kept up her combativeness throughout the thread.  
If you find any of this distasteful, just move on and start another thread that's more to your liking.  It's like changing the channel on a TV.  Quite simple, really

ALL of this shit she spewing started with a post Jack made on a thread on the NewB board! She responded to him in a flaming way. Then she lost her damn mind and started a thread on the S&P Board that was posted to start shit.

And now this thread. EPIC meltdown! Maybe you should take a look at HER crazy attitude. And let her know that posting lies like saying she'll be 40 NEXT year makes her look like a fool. If she's going to fudge on her age, and really we all know she's not 38 or 39 or what ever age she's spouting off about. It better to say NOTHING about your "hooker age", rather than to talk about it all the time.

She should be happy that there are more than one BSC hooker/s in the Carolinas.

BTW her fake pics are still up, although most of the uproar about it have been "trimmed"

Lighten up sweetie. This isn't facebook, it's fuckbook.

Personally I think she's on the juice. This feels like classic ROID RAGE to me. Plus her usual braggart  personality of course.

Although just like her deception with ALL of her personas...it's just another in a long list of lies.

Melissa is pro-deceptive business practices and lying to the guys...but is anti-bullying?

One is a temporary infliction while the other is a life long condition.

I think the oldest person I've ever seen on the show was late forties, So I doubt she would qualify.

Now "Kitchen Nightmares" might be a different story. lol

this is a fantasy job, we are antertainers playing a fantasy, it is common to have several personas and encouraged and will bring success. I have gone under numerous stage names at different night clubs, different fetish clips for sale sites, different pornos, I even had 2 different stage names for 2 different themed rock bands, one was 80 metal the other was more hmm uncategorized, we couldnt classify it it was so original.

yes far too many take themselves and the hobby too serious.................................on this boards.............................................................i wonder if they even know how to make silly faces sometimes? i know i can make the best ones!!! and crack myself the fuck up too.

If she can still get 300 an hour or more, aT  any age dammit, wouldnt you if you were female and could pull it off?

well luckily none the johns are lookin to bring me home to meet thier mothers, So bein a little crazy, dont mean they wont come for a wild and fun appt for an hour or two.  
 

for work and with thier bodies, as long as she is happy with herself, I think the money is too good if guys still call her she should do it, . ... til she is 70 if they still fuckin call, more power to them, Dam that means i got another 20 years easily? wow.

I hate that element on here in fact, Thats the one element i dont care for on the boards, I think its bound to happen with so many clashing personalities, i mean I am a 32 year old former rock singer and some the guys i am talking to are 62 and never been to a rock show. I mean its two toal different worlds colliding , i can do an appt for an hour but for me to try and like see eye to eye with guys from different worlds than me and lifetsyles is sometimes not possible! the guy that commented on how ugly some peoples big tats are that thread, like to me that was startin shit people, that entire thread was started with nothing but trouble in his heart. or wanting to hurt people.

Angel, you certainly have your issues, but the board is a better place for you being here, and I wouldn't want you to change a thing.

Well maybe one thing. It sure would be nice if you could write your posts so they are easier to read, but that topic has been rehashed a dozen times already, no reason to revisit it in length here.

My how fkin noble of you.

It makes it so much easier when you admit the undeniable facts.

and did you know that the pic you posted was of a woman with an ass half the size of your own? I will leave that judgment up to anyone who cares to check out the ad, which of course is still there for all to see. (Carolina Ad Board, circa mid December 2014, for anyone who is interested)

I mean now that they know she intentionally duped many good guys, think they would take their "like" back?