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Aww, now you're no longer a BBFS virgin! A whole new world, isn't it? -e-
SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 3247 reads
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Farewell...

I joined this wonderful hobby, or as some pigs might refer to as mongering, about 12 yrs.Starting out from with AMP in Smalltown, PA, I fucked my first prostitute, a Korean Lady, at a tender age of 21 yrs 2 months. Graduating from the KMP, I thought that I hit a lottery when I found an illegal brothel with white women. The reason I compare it to a lottery because these women could actually speak English. What a relief from having to see those poor Korean souls who I thought were brought in and made to work against their will.  I always wondered why I got introduced to sex in a KMP, and not at the other illegal brothel? You infidels think that was a coincidence? No it was Lord's plan. The Lord has a plan for You. Read along..

A couple of years later I moved to DC area and found lush pastures of pussy after pussy. That's when I found TER, and joined this community.  

But now, my time has come and I must bid adieu to all the gals, gal pals, enemy gals, boys, boy toys, enemy boys, and just plain haters... ok that didn't come out right. H8TRs. OK Better!  And that's the reason why I make this post.  I have found my girl. Earlier this year, without telling any of you guys (sorry about the brief absence) I took off to Philippines. Little did I know that about 50 miles south of Manilla, in a small parish my future wife was waiting for me all these years. Again Lord's plan.  You shall pray to the Lord with all your heart and He shall move the mountains for you. But you need to pray first.  

It was love at first sight. Our first few dates were very awkward due to lack of communication, so over one weekend, I went to the local bookstore and got copies of Beginners, Intermediate, and Advanced Tagalog. Now I am an expert in Tagalog. I was amazed at how much unprotected sex goes on in the Philippines. There is one whole village Udöburg. I know sounds German, and there is a good reason for that. Sorry I digress.

Our 4th date almost didn't happen when I suggested we go to Wendy's but my family assured her I was safe. So after the date my girlfriend told me to lift her off the ground. I obliged. Something about lifting tiny Asian woman who weighs less than 100 lbs. Shit I can do that. I am a little shy person when it comes to sexual things, and my thing is a tiny Asian woman riding me like a rodeo. I wonder the night of the wedding, when we first make love, will I be able to tell her to...you know.. how do I say it... I am just blushing trying to get the words out.. get on...you know.. top... Now, you guys and gals know, all the h8trs also know, that I like to help people by giving them suggestions and advice. But today I need some help. I have a friend who I think could use some nice Asian woman riding him. How do I get him laid w/o him knowing that I paid for it.  PM me your suggestions if you are shy like me to post them.  

I know all of you, well at least some of you, actually most of you, would be rooting for my marriage to be a roaring success. But in case it doesn't I have spotted some tall hotel buildings in Manilla, and have paid enough Dinero to the hotel employees to keep the window on 20th floor open. But that's just a last resort. You never know what can happen to the flame of love between now and our wedding, for the wedding is still a few months away.  

And last but not the least, I would like to end this farewell song by praising my Lord and Savior, Sir Borat. Without Sir Borat's blessing (may He bestow His blessings upon all those who believe in Him, and those who don't may be stoned in this life and the afterlife) this pimple faced weasel would have never been able to find his soulmate...Maybe if it wasn't clear to you by now, he got me introduced to sex at a KMP, so I could appreciate my future wife. What a pretty, pretty lady.  

So all the glory goes to Him....

Thank you for reading.....

Signing off..
CurlyW - Nats Fan...

P.S. No hateful comments guys. I am tired of all the hateful comments and the four horsemen need to remember the truce..  


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inicky46 61 Reviews 1248 reads
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Thank Gandy, you have found true love!

LOL, bro, you had me going for a minute there, just to the point where you brought up the Philippines. Then I knew you were the Second Coming of Udo.  So nice job pulling a DC.  What is it with you guys?
Nice job!
Go, Nats!

ROGM 1436 reads
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3 / 59
Filipina Girls.

Seriously you Married a Filipina? LOL!!!!!!! Now you're in trouble. Now she'll want her whole Family to come to the U.S. on your sponsorship. It's easy to marry a Filipina. If you're American Born and Raised those Girls are all over you. How do I know? I've been to the Philippines. There are Hookers everywhere in downtown Manila. Let's see how long you stay Married to her. As Fred Sanford from Sanford and Son says; "I Give It Two Weeks." LOL!!!!!

Dr Who revived 1116 reads
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4 / 59
May you find peace and everlasting love

Signed...

Your real savior and Lord

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1483 reads
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5 / 59
No my friend..I was born and raised in India..

I came to US when I was a teenager....

We plan to be married forever.. :D And in future births too..

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1087 reads
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6 / 59
Thank you for suggestion....

I will look into following Him if Sir Borat doesn't work out.. :D

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1285 reads
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7 / 59
DC is the best.. Ain't no one who can hold his hand in this...-e-


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Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 1212 reads
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Good Luck!!! Marriage is wonderful......

and I should know because I would be nowhere without my wife.  We met when I was unemployed and she took a chance on me.  And it paid off for both of us.  

One thing I know to keep a marriage successful is that one person has to be strong when the other is weak. - ALWAYS.  

In order to get my dream job I had to temporarily relocate to another city.  We kept it together even when we were 2 hours apart.  And then she caught me cheating on her.  I felt like a complete asshole because I had lied to the other woman.  I really did like the other woman but I had to choose my wife (then girlfriend).  

That's when I decided to start hobbying.  I could not give up sex with other women so I decided rather than hurt other people just best to pay for it and keep it business.

So there that's my story and advice for you.  You can have sex with other women and still love your wife.

But we each have to choose our own path.

Good luck and Best Wishes

RT

ROGM 1477 reads
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9 / 59
You're Going To Quit The Hobby For An Asian Girl?

Really? If you're going to quit Hobbying at least quit for a Hot Looking Girl. Filipina Girls aren't that Cute. Oh and by the way just to let you know, I'm Filipino. Born and Raised in the U.S. No way in Hell would I sleep with a Filipina Girl. There are way better looking Ladies out in the World.

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1465 reads
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10 / 59
You are right, I could, but He may not approve of that...

Thanks for rooting for me..

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1193 reads
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11 / 59
Tru dat !! For most part you are right, but I've found my true love -e-


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Blowing Chunks 1321 reads
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12 / 59
I wasn't sure what the Philippines thing was about

so that's what tripped me. Must've been from one of the retired board pinatas during my hiatus although I can guess who the pinata might be considering he's from city of "Udoburg". HA HA!  

It was clear most of it was a joke, with the lifting up 100lbs and worshipping the male model Lord savior and all, but also thought he really found himself a girl so I thought there's a chance he really might be leaving and posted a real farewell with a humorous twist, and leaving with a bang.

I almost wrote "It's about time Curly got a civvie girl... Congrats" :D

SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 1628 reads
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Re: Tru dat !! For most part you are right, but I've found my true love -e-

She must be very Sweet and Adorable! :D

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1151 reads
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14 / 59
That was the great man named Udo...

who created these offsprings from many many woman..

It was after about 6 months of learning the art of seduction in the tutelage of Sir Borat that I discovered that even Udo used to be one his disciples.. Hence the swagger.

ROGM 1083 reads
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15 / 59
Farewell? I Doubt It.

When you've had you Asian Girl Fetish Fufilled, you'll be back in the Hobby soon enough.

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1159 reads
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16 / 59
She worships me.. Calls me Lord..I point to Him, as He only is the Lord. Very sweet -e-


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1140 reads
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Careful. Remember John Lennon. Just sayin e


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Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 1180 reads
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18 / 59
Best wishes Curly - hope this is all you desire, and then some!

And damn, I'd love to find myself a cute little Filipino!

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 1444 reads
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19 / 59
We will miss you, our delicate wall flower.

But it is not our place to question His plan. In his wisdom, He has seamlessly woven your hobby life in a full circle – not unlike the stitching on a quality pair of men’s briefs.

Blowing Chunks 936 reads
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20 / 59
Did you catch that? Tucky told you to...

Stay Strong!!!  

At least he didn't add the "pretty lay dee" at the end. LMAO :

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1153 reads
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21 / 59
I knew the best answer will come from you -e-


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SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1234 reads
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That's the other RT -e-


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Blowing Chunks 1285 reads
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You're a huge racist... to your own race.

Is this kinda like blacks calling each other n****r, white guys calling each other white trash, GaGambler calling himself a ch**k, and Curly making fun of browns for eating curry. lol

All you blacks, whites, asians, and browns are racists!

 
Back in highschool, I was in foreign language class with a Filipina girl. She was the prettiest filipina girl I met (TER 10 / 10 bar none) I still regret not making any moves and never dated her.  

Then again I wasn't single at the time either

keystonekid 114 Reviews 1047 reads
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24 / 59
Good luck to you Curley. Hope your Nats win the NLCS and get . . .

to play the Orioles in a subway series without a subway.

Blowing Chunks 1450 reads
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25 / 59
RT & RT

They all look the same to me. lmao

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1322 reads
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26 / 59
Ohhhh I so got punked!!!

Can you bench press her? Have you been raw dogging her from day one? Will you offer her up to Borat or Gandy...or both? Does she love curry? Does she Bend It Like Beckham? Will she bring you a warm washcloth on your wedding night?

Your thought if any?

Steph

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SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1489 reads
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27 / 59
You raise some valid questions...

I can bench press about 40 lbs right now. Working on getting rest of 360 in. LMAO

I leave rest to the Lord. Gandy reports to Borat, so clearly Borat is the superior one in the food chain.

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1058 reads
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They call in Battle of the Beltways when Nats Play O's.

It is when Yankees play the Mets, it is called the Subway Series. While Angles and the Dodgers duke it out in the Freeway Series.

ROGM 1261 reads
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29 / 59
Re: You're a huge racist... to your own race.

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Is this kinda like blacks calling each other n****r, white guys calling each other white trash, GaGambler calling himself a ch**k, and Curly making fun of browns for eating curry. lol  
   
 All you blacks, whites, asians, and browns are racists!  
   
   
 Back in highschool, I was in foreign language class with a Filipina girl. She was the prettiest filipina girl I met (TER 10 / 10 bar none) I still regret not making any moves and never dated her.  
   
 Then again I wasn't single at the time either.    
 
I'm a Racist to my own Race? Really? I'm sure I'm not the only one that does not like girls of my own Ethnic Background. I just don't find Asian Girls Attractive. I know White Guys go Crazy over Asian Girls. Here's a big surprise, the current Provider I'm seeing isn't Asian.

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1086 reads
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30 / 59
John Lannan was traded from Nats to Phillies to Mets.. :D -e-



-- Modified on 9/29/2014 10:23:47 PM

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lannan

inicky46 61 Reviews 1292 reads
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Seriously, DA, you don't know about Udo, the Infamous Troll?

His tales of barebacking disease-ridden, Third World virgins were epic. You could look it up.

Blowing Chunks 1191 reads
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32 / 59
No it's the way you said it "You're Going To Quit The Hobby For An Asian Girl?"

My point being, just cuz you don't like asian girls doesn't mean you need to say things like "REALLY?". You made it sound like others are weird for liking philipino girls.  

I too generally see non-asian girls as well but I don't scream "REALLY??? YOU'D QUIT THE HOBBY FOR AN ASIAN GIRL???" to the others who do see them. Do the white guys scream that to you for seeing white girls?  

Get my point

Blowing Chunks 1108 reads
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33 / 59
LOL... she's a gandy worshipper too? eom


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Blowing Chunks 1055 reads
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I was away from the hobby during during the time of Udoism

I was busy getting my theology degree trying to become an ordained Gandy minister. (may his blessings be upon Udo).  

:D

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 791 reads
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He was missing during those days -e-


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SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1130 reads
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You never know with rrasha -e-


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FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 1042 reads
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37 / 59
bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1063 reads
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I can't play off that one. Well done sir lol e


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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 1352 reads
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Yes, the disciple Udo…

Caused many a virgin to encounter the burning bush.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 1145 reads
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In India...

You can’t swing a sacred monkey without hitting one deity or another. With Gandy, you get one all-purpose, multi-function being – sort of like a swiss army god.

HangingwithBears 1124 reads
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LMAO...

Very nicely worded -)

HangingwithBears 1390 reads
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You're cracking me up...

I have no idea but did Gandy wear briefs or boxer shorts?

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1061 reads
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Did you go on the group tour with udo? EOM


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russbbj 89 Reviews 946 reads
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farewell Curly

I wish you all the best, although it will never be my lifestyle again, I hope marriage is good to you

Congrats on finding that special someone, and congrats on the Nats.

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1090 reads
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Go NATS !!! Yeah babyyyyy !!!! Check your pm -e-


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SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1020 reads
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He doesn't do group tours...

Only orgies. And I was only a spectator, but I learned quite a bit.  

BTW, U is capitalized to show respect and reverence to the disciple of my Lord. :D

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1158 reads
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Don't let the door smack your ass on the way out. -e-


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SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1319 reads
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I will leave it open for you to follow me.. -e-


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SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1132 reads
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Very true Rasha. Could not have said better...

But that pretty much goes for anything coming out of your mouth.  

Now, if I can go find some cow, I can carve me some nice sirloin steak out of her.. I just hope to live to tell the story... :D

inicky46 61 Reviews 1252 reads
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Re: RT & RT Ahahahahahahaha! -e-


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STPhomer 176 Reviews 1289 reads
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She is one lucky girl !!

What else is there to say.

cocktail-party 1335 reads
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Aww, now you're no longer a BBFS virgin! A whole new world, isn't it? -e-


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SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1042 reads
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I haven't made sweet love to my future wife yet..

We will first copulate on the sacred night of our nupitals..

For now, I just jerk off for her on Skype.. :D

cocktail-party 1450 reads
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Good for you - save your V! There's nothing more precious in the world!

And on your wedding night, get ready for the most amazing 30 seconds of your life!

89Springer 1174 reads
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Oh, man. I've got tears in my eyes. eom


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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1256 reads
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And let us not forget, Lord Gandy is always there to answer your tighty whitey prayers.

I mean, when's the last time Ganesha showed up to a party in his manties?

Posted By: rrasha88
You can’t swing a sacred monkey without hitting one deity or another. With Gandy, you get one all-purpose, multi-function being – sort of like a swiss army god.

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 1033 reads
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Don't you dare now !!!

Nevermind.. Carry on... Please come again.. APU SEZ....:D

StinaValentine See my TER Reviews 1004 reads
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Congratulations!

Sad to see you go, but I'm so happy for you.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1136 reads
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Hey! How can you give her a 10/10 if you never did her? EOM


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