I joined this wonderful hobby, or as some pigs might refer to as mongering, about 12 yrs.Starting out from with AMP in Smalltown, PA, I fucked my first prostitute, a Korean Lady, at a tender age of 21 yrs 2 months. Graduating from the KMP, I thought that I hit a lottery when I found an illegal brothel with white women. The reason I compare it to a lottery because these women could actually speak English. What a relief from having to see those poor Korean souls who I thought were brought in and made to work against their will.  I always wondered why I got introduced to sex in a KMP, and not at the other illegal brothel? You infidels think that was a coincidence? No it was Lord's plan. The Lord has a plan for You. Read along..

LOL, bro, you had me going for a minute there, just to the point where you brought up the Philippines. Then I knew you were the Second Coming of Udo.  So nice job pulling a DC.  What is it with you guys?
Nice job!
Go, Nats!

Seriously you Married a Filipina? LOL!!!!!!! Now you're in trouble. Now she'll want her whole Family to come to the U.S. on your sponsorship. It's easy to marry a Filipina. If you're American Born and Raised those Girls are all over you. How do I know? I've been to the Philippines. There are Hookers everywhere in downtown Manila. Let's see how long you stay Married to her. As Fred Sanford from Sanford and Son says; "I Give It Two Weeks." LOL!!!!!

Signed...

I came to US when I was a teenager....

I will look into following Him if Sir Borat doesn't work out..

and I should know because I would be nowhere without my wife.  We met when I was unemployed and she took a chance on me.  And it paid off for both of us.  

Really? If you're going to quit Hobbying at least quit for a Hot Looking Girl. Filipina Girls aren't that Cute. Oh and by the way just to let you know, I'm Filipino. Born and Raised in the U.S. No way in Hell would I sleep with a Filipina Girl. There are way better looking Ladies out in the World.

Thanks for rooting for me..

so that's what tripped me. Must've been from one of the retired board pinatas during my hiatus although I can guess who the pinata might be considering he's from city of "Udoburg". HA HA!  

She must be very Sweet and Adorable!

who created these offsprings from many many woman..

When you've had you Asian Girl Fetish Fufilled, you'll be back in the Hobby soon enough.

And damn, I'd love to find myself a cute little Filipino!

But it is not our place to question His plan. In his wisdom, He has seamlessly woven your hobby life in a full circle – not unlike the stitching on a quality pair of men’s briefs.

Stay Strong!!!  

Is this kinda like blacks calling each other n****r, white guys calling each other white trash, GaGambler calling himself a ch**k, and Curly making fun of browns for eating curry. lol

to play the Orioles in a subway series without a subway.

They all look the same to me. lmao

Can you bench press her? Have you been raw dogging her from day one? Will you offer her up to Borat or Gandy...or both? Does she love curry? Does she Bend It Like Beckham? Will she bring you a warm washcloth on your wedding night?

Your thought if any?

Steph

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I can bench press about 40 lbs right now. Working on getting rest of 360 in. LMAO

It is when Yankees play the Mets, it is called the Subway Series. While Angles and the Dodgers duke it out in the Freeway Series.

John Lannan was traded from Nats to Phillies to Mets.. -e-

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His tales of barebacking disease-ridden, Third World virgins were epic. You could look it up.

My point being, just cuz you don't like asian girls doesn't mean you need to say things like "REALLY?". You made it sound like others are weird for liking philipino girls.  

I was busy getting my theology degree trying to become an ordained Gandy minister. (may his blessings be upon Udo).  

Caused many a virgin to encounter the burning bush.

You can’t swing a sacred monkey without hitting one deity or another. With Gandy, you get one all-purpose, multi-function being – sort of like a swiss army god.

Very nicely worded -)

I have no idea but did Gandy wear briefs or boxer shorts?

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I wish you all the best, although it will never be my lifestyle again, I hope marriage is good to you

Only orgies. And I was only a spectator, but I learned quite a bit.  

But that pretty much goes for anything coming out of your mouth.  

What else is there to say.

We will first copulate on the sacred night of our nupitals..

And on your wedding night, get ready for the most amazing 30 seconds of your life!

I mean, when's the last time Ganesha showed up to a party in his manties?

Nevermind.. Carry on... Please come again.. APU SEZ....

Sad to see you go, but I'm so happy for you.