Of all the things to bitch about

Often these messages will tell a guy that a gal is taking time off, and therefore he should try other gals for a few days, which is a lot better than being left hanging and wondering why no response at all.

Ladies please lose that crap from your emails.

1)  It's impersonal as Hell

2)  It's annoying as Hell

3)  They usually have some condescending garbage about what you want guys to do

4)  They're usually inane & reminiscent of corporate phone messages (push 3 for the X dept. )

5)  They're a turn OFF

6)  They have NO redeeming features from a guy's point of view

Having Auto messages is a lot better than sending the email in 'black hole' and nothing happens..

I have emailed a few providers in last 10 yrs of hobbying and received responses like..

I am on vacation right now.. So I will return your emails after MM/DD/YYYY

I have a full time job. So I will return your email/call you back after I get out of my full time job...

I really appreciated the auto response, and was glad that they followed up on their promise of getting back to me..

But those Auto Responders are god awful, are boilerplate, are impersonal, and usually say something brilliant like "FILL OUT MY FORM".   I hate those fucking forms too, and have NEVER filled one out in a dozen years in this hobby and 400 girls later.  Scrap the  Auto Responders !

I find a provider that does .

 Life's too short to deal with unnecessary  hassles or bot  replies .

For you guys who  suspect  TER hackers read your PM's try this .
 Have your favorite provider send you a message from TER , don't open it .
You will know if a hacker reads her test PM .
It would be easier to hack into an email than TER PM , from my perspective .

Is it 7 or 12? I'm just trying to keep up with your ...doodoo

12+   jackass.     You troll my posts that much ?    Frankly, I don't get into my personal hobbying that much due to whackos, trolls, stalkers, bi-polars, psychos etc.

I just happen to remember things I've read. I would just hate for others to think you sling honeydoodoo in your posts. I bow to your (7 or 12+) years of hobby experience.

If the info. I require is not in the initial email, the auto response tells clients they will not get a response until it is included. It is either that, or an assistant seeing your info. What would you prefer? That "condescending garbage" as you call it, is exactly what should have been included in the first place. Bottom line...I have an auto response to save me from telling you to flat out "get fked" so appreciate it lol.

As Curly and Mr. Fisher point out, it is also a way to let YOU know your mail was in fact received vs. the provider just taking 3 damn days to respond. Again, which is more annoying?



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How about an auto presentation response? A little movie or power point presentation showing:

1. You relaxing with a drink or shaving your whoha - busy and can't respond
2. A nipple pointing out things that should have been included in the first email
3. A sexy voice saying "once you provide the right info and I have time..."
4. Fade into a little porn clip that fades into, a sexy voice saying "I'll get right back to you!"

You know we're of low IQ and visual creatures and need all the help we can get.

If there were not so many idiots who can't follow simple directions, there would be no need for assistants and auto replies. Blame your counterparts. If you think the auto response is rude, you'd really love a direct reply from me. It would not be nearly as nice as the auto response, and quite frankly providers don't owe a guy shit until after he pays her. Try being in a provider's inbox for a week, and tell me how you feel. Do you want to spend hours a day replying to time wasters who never intend on booking? News flash....neither do we!

If you are emailing a provider just to "chat" send her a PM instead. Our emails are not for casual chatting, which is why so many have an assistant or auto response.

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WTF...You are getting annoyed over little shit..

Take a break from TER.. This Auto Response shit isn't a big deal...

I really don't see what the problem is with using the Auto-Response. It is there to use. Some of us are really busy and don't have time to set at the computer and respond to emails right away. So we use the Auto-Response to let you know that the email was received and we will get to it as soon as we can.
For example; here is what mine says:

Thank you for Your interest,
It is hard for me to find time to check my email, so if your inquiring about an appointment Please call me at
(302)359-9693. For safety reasons, I do not except appointment through email or txt. I apologize for any inconvenience. But I do hope you understand.
I will check my email as soon as I can, but it is always better to just give me a call
Have a nice day
Thanks
Jenn

Now Really, is that all that bad. I think it is Respectful to acknowledge people and let them know your no ignoring them.

You need to change the word "except" to "accept."  It's the correct word you are looking for.