I'm flying to Vegas sitting next to a smokin hot woman who going to be going to a Porn convention in Vegas. As we chat, she tells me she's a porn star. I ask if it's true about black men having the biggest cocks and she replies "no, the American Indian does."
She also mentions that Jewish men give the best oral. Then she asks me what my name is. I tell her. I could lie but I don't. Sure honey, my name's Tonto Goldstein!
Posted By: Samois
Gentlemen, here's a question for you.
You have just landed a part in a porno movie. What is your porno name and what is your special talent or memorable trademark?
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