Neon- It looks like you got a lot of flak for bad attitude. But I actually loved it. That sort of spicy attitude is really hard to find. But it's precious. I have no idea if you are edgy with clients, but if you are, I wish I were a client.

I guess pulled by admin because people were not being polite. I like the new-ish policy of making rudeness disappear. This board sometime used to get kind of cruel.

Talk about a wake-up call. I keep talking about retiring, but she had me gone for real for a few hours there. She might have deflated more balls in one hour than Tom Brady has in 10 years.  

Care to explain the logic?

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"The delusional escorts board?"

Then you could have your very own space to jump on every post from every provider, and tell all the silly hookers how to run their business, manage their personal life,.... you can dispense your own very special brand of tough love, brag about how much OTC time you get because you're such a caring and benevolent mentor to all of the gals you know, ...and...well..just .generally bloviate about how much you think others'  bloviate, while you bloviate day-in-day-out, 24/7,  in your own bloviated delusions about how you know everything there is to know about every provider in the western fucking hemisphere.  

Posted By: Dr Who revived

"The delusional escorts board?"  
   
 Or perhaps "I'm so rich I don't need johns" board?  
   
 Or just leave it as the other cities board....the last post on that board before you moved it there was riveting too    
   
 I would like to see her back on the GD board...she is quite the poster  LOL  
   
 And it's always nice to see when an escort gets riled up...and melts down.  
   
 Maybe you can ask her how she does her math.  Looks like she can't explain it to some of us otherwise.  
   
 You know what would be a riot...flip her alias      That would really make for a fun time here.

(I'm not discounting the possibility that she's the author of the CL post. Just thought I'd throw it out there.)

That's really interesting. And you, Tobi, have a serious competitor.

That's hysterical.

Posted By: hotplants

Then you could have your very own space to jump on every post from every provider, and tell all the silly hookers how to run their business, manage their personal life,.... you can dispense your own very special brand of tough love, brag about how much OTC time you get because you're such a caring and benevolent mentor to all of the gals you know, ...and...well..just .generally bloviate about how much you think others'  bloviate, while you bloviate day-in-day-out, 24/7,  in your own bloviated delusions about how you know everything there is to know about every provider in the western fucking hemisphere.  
   
 As a suggestion:just a thought: the only rule would be that the hookers who know you're totally full of shit, can only respond under an alias. You boys can handle the truth.  
   
 THAT would be a riot.  
   
   

Posted By: Dr Who revived

"The delusional escorts board?"  
     
  Or perhaps "I'm so rich I don't need johns" board?  
     
  Or just leave it as the other cities board....the last post on that board before you moved it there was riveting too    
     
  I would like to see her back on the GD board...she is quite the poster  LOL  
     
  And it's always nice to see when an escort gets riled up...and melts down.  
     
  Maybe you can ask her how she does her math.  Looks like she can't explain it to some of us otherwise.  
     
  You know what would be a riot...flip her alias      That would really make for a fun time here.

I knew it looked familiar! Looks like Neon changed it around a little for her post here, even if she is the original author, when you re-read it. I'm sorry gents, it was funny to me. It looks like some of you took it too personally and roped yourselves in for a butt-chewing because her replies do not appear to be plagiarized. Wow. Just wow...I think we've all had bad days and had a client fit into one of these "rant categories", though it doesn't apply to the majority.

bloviate often?

... NeonGreen?

Posted By: 89Springer

That's really interesting. And you, Tobi, have a serious competitor.

And sure, it's possible that she wrote that post from more than 7 years ago - and I still might be able to have that NBA career that I dreamed about as a kid - anything is possible.

Whiney ones? - not so much.
Not my cup of tea.
Don't care for the belly-aching from either side.
For the most part, I don't give a crap what questions a lady may ask (but would try to politely deflect if there was one that I didn't want to answer), and I like ladies who are equally laid back and easy going.
Pretty simple criteria for me.

That CL post has been widely circulated for a long time, even here on the GD board. The linguistic style is pretty unique, so Googling "Craigslist escort rant" wasn't exactly rocket science.  

Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani

... NeonGreen?  
   
 who in the hell reads posts from over 7 years ago? denver?  
   
 are you planning to move to denver, tobi?  
   
 I hope you do, Ohio's IQ would improve. can't say the same thing for Colorado, though.  
   

Posted By: 89Springer

That's really interesting. And you, Tobi, have a serious competitor.

But I'd see her in a heartbeat.  I kind of love that kind of tude.

It's sexy.

Why Admin sent it to Siberia I don't know why, but I do thank them for linking to it.

I don't keep usernames long (too many clues for RL trackers...), so maybe you won't know me. And I'm not around here much lately (this weekend being an exception). But it's weirdly nice to see your name. I always liked you.

I'm usually around here nursing a beer at a table in the back, wait to see who will fall off their bar stool.