Perhaps they would don a strapon? lol

You could . . .

decorate your member with Mr Potato Head parts and I wouldn't care, as long as you're clean, respectable and bring the dough. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

it's a turn off...I'll take the boxers or speedos anytime.

just my opionon  

Sigh. I loved it when you wore mine... now I guess you have to go get your own?

wink wink.

Disturbing. I think they'd keep it to themselves.

I think Ciara said it best.