I ran these a while back. Here they are updated.
I’ve been called a slutpuppy, a sportf*cker, a cad and a worm….
Statistics say everything, statistics mean nothing.
# of years in the hobby: 35+
# of providers I’ve seen, total: uh, 300? 400? More?
Approximate breakdown by type: SWs – 150+ Massage Parlors – 50+ Brothel Girls (high end) 125 + Professional Doms or Subs in Appropriately Equipped Facilities: 24 Internet Independents 50 + Internet Agency Girls – 1
# of providers w/ whom I’ve had dinner in a restaurant: 8
# I’ve had breakfast with: 5
# I’ve seen a movie in a theater with: 0
# I’ve seen a live show w/: 3
# I’ve seen a concert w/: 3
# I’ve traveled with: 3
# I’ve done overnights w/: 6
# times she asked me to stay the night: once
# who were: artists 2; writers: 0 musicians: 0 interior designers: 1 hospital employees 1; house cleaners: 2 sales reps 2 waitresses 1; fundraisers 1; consultants 1
# whose full, real name I know: 8
# whose home I visited, but not as an incall location: Two?
# whose family members I met: Two
# who met my family/friends: One
# for whom I’ve bought chocolates: 0; flowers: one? Clothing: 3; jewelry: 2; trips: 3; gift certificates: 0; wine/liquor: 2; drugs: One.
# who provided services for one-digit sums: One
# who provided services for two-digit sums: Close to 100?
# to whom I’ve handed three-digit sums: Ummm…300?
# to whom I’ve handed four-digit sums: Five
# to whom I gave an Amex Gold Card: One
# with whom I had or would have a civilian relationship: Two
# I’ve been good friends with but haven’t and won’t have sex with because of the friendship: One.
# I would currently consider friends: five
# to whom I’ve given/loaned money because she needed it, without expectation of repayment or rendering of services: 4
# who paid it back on own volition: Two
# times I’ve had money stolen: 0
# of times I felt I’ve been ripped off: About a dozen (i.e., services promised but not delivered)
# with whom the session took place in an automobile and included FS: Two
# with whom the session took place in an hourly hotel: 5
# in airplane restroom at 35,000 feet: 1
# in a hotel stairwell: 1
# in a rainforest, on a tarp: 1
# with her pet present: 2
# of times I’ve done doubles (i.e., two women): 3 or 4
# of times w/ two men, one woman: 0
# of providers whose other clients I’ve met in person: 2
# of times “caught” by police: 3 (SWs); # of times arrested: 0
# of times I’ve caught STDs: 2 (massage parlors, early 70s)
# of times I’ve gotten the crabs: once (massage parlor, early 70s)
# of countries in which I’ve been with providers: 3; # of states: 8
# who used a term of endearment to refer to me: two
Most common name: Tiffany
Most unusual name: Alantra (then I figured out it was derived from a car!)
Weirdest name coincidence: Seeing Summer in the summer and Autumn in the autumn.
Weirdest name phenomenon: The gorgeous SW who kept changing her name every seven minutes or so.
Most beautiful name: Nerida (means water lilies)
Duration of longest provider/hobbyist relationship (i.e., from first session to most recent): 14 years (1987 -2001 -- Oh, Patty, where are you now???!)
Greatest number of sessions with a single provider: This is hard to answer. I had a 14-month relationship with a provider that was more like a civilian relationship than a provider-client relationship. So - maybe 250 "sessions" with her?? Second place would probably be about 50.
# whose skin tasted of salt: Too many.
# who wore wigs: 5
# with seriously bad breath: 2 that I can remember distinctly
# with body odor: 0
# who farted during the session: One or two
# who farted when she came: One (equal to # of civvies)
Strangest body feature: the hearing aid implanted on the side of the head
# who watched TV during intercourse: One
# who fell asleep during the session: One
# who insisted on using two – that’s right, two – condoms, one on top of the other, “Just in case” -- one
# I’ve showered w/: 4
# I’ve taken a bubble bath w/: One
# whose pix I have or had: six
# who have visited my office, simply as a visit, not to render services: 3
# who have visited my home, simply as a visit: Two
# with whom I’ve had a session in my home: One
Best game: “Name that pussy!” (In doubles, hobbyist is blindfolded and has to guess who’s sitting on his face)
Most touching thing said to me, but that was ridiculous in retrospect: After a marathon three-hour session at the brothel that would have used up a couple of alphabets of acronyms, I took her out for drinks and then walked her home. We kissed on her doorstep, then she said, in her darling Australian accent, “I’d invite you up, but I don’t think I’m ready for that yet.”
Best overall technique: Staring me dead in the eye and talking dirty based on things she knew about me
Most surprising moment: When a new provider started talking dirty with vivid fantasies in the middle of the session.
Most anticipated moment: At the airport, meeting a provider I’d never before met for an overnight.
-- Modified on 9/20/2004 11:33:01 AM
