Ridiculously still turned on from an overnight last night that was mad sex for hours then more and more morning play, til we both had to go to work, albeit late.

Am so turned on still, and he just wrote.  Mmmmm...  You men get to write all the reviews, and suddenly feel a need for an outlet, too!!  He was a 10 in bed!!!  10 in personality/ intelligence/ education/ success/ humor; and quite nice-looking, youngish, and very fit.  Simply can't wait til next time.... very soon!!  Incredibly wet thinking of it still.....

Although I do regret dozing off early, I'm glad you still had fun...and I couldn't remember what on earth I was thinking when I brought the 200lbs of bananas....btw, management phoned and the hotel is still looking for their bathtub...and did you keep the number of that cutie from next door that came to check on all the noise?

Thanks for the post - nice to see that the magic created isn't always one-sided.

 -- Deep 'ly wishing it HAD been me' Heat

-- Modified on 9/13/2005 4:41:21 AM

So nice for you to share this with us...NOT.  

Is this a joke post from a guy posing as a provider or is this just a tease from an anonymous provider which will not only frustrate those who "might" want to see such an effusive woman but also possibly make them feel "less than"?

Shall we all applaud?  I mean really, how should someone respond to this?

I think it’s nice when the ladies let us know how much they enjoy us. It was fairly obvious from NYC Indie’s post that she had the kind of evening that makes a woman hungry for more sex – right now.

In other words, a lot like we hobbyists feel when we have one of those memorable evenings. Her next client is going to be one lucky fellow.

Report From The Field  (7)

TER   REVIEW   FORM   FOR   PROVIDER   ON HOBBYER

Hobblers Handle:
Incall/Outcall:
Hobbyist Phone: Choose: “cell” / “work phone” / “home with S.O.” / “home alone”
Hobbyist Email:  Choose: “short & sweet” / “long winded” / “gives good email”
Screening: Choose: “Yes, full compliance” / “Yes, fear pervades” / “No, dump him”
Status: Choose: “S.O.” / “single” / “don’t care”
Employment: Choose: “independently wealthy” / “HPJ” (High Paying Job) / “nice but low rent” / “staying with parents”


SERVICE   INFORMATION  -  (WHAT  HE  “WANTED”):

Escort Service Wanted:  “meal & FS” / “FS only” / “extended stay”
Massage Service Wanted:  “only” / “yes, with HJ” / “yes, with tongue”
S&M Wanted:  “no” / “light” / “heavy” / “nipple torture only” (it was Jockeypants)
Style Wanted:  “GFE” / “PSE” / “combo”
Time:  “early bird” / “afternoon delight” / “night owl”


ACTUAL   SERVICES   PROVIDED:

Sex:  “hell yes!” / “umm, yes” / “sorta yes” / “well, no”
Massage:  “none required” / “hairy” / “not so hairy”
S&M:  “ball kicking level” / “wax dripping level” / “spank level” / “foot worship only”
Blow Job:  “no” / “yes, with condom” / “yes, flesh finish” / “cim spit” / “cim swallow” / “cim snowball”
Touch Pussy:  “nice” / “fingernails” / “dirty fingernails” / “oil rig worker”
Lick Pussy:  “yes, thank the supreme being” / “competent” / “teeth” / “CFC” (couldn’t find clit)
Kiss:  “ooooaaah!” / “nice” / “moustache” / “over-sized tongue” / “room for improvement”
Anal:  “yes, thanks” / “ABA” (attempted, but alas) / “NOBPB” (not offered but he politely begged) /  “NOTAFO” (not offered, tried anyway, showed him the door) / “I used my strap-on”

Two Girl Action:  “no” / “yes” / “yes, thank god she was there”
Two Guy Action:  “no” / “yes” / “no, but it felt like it”
Full Session:  “came & went” / “multiple popper” / “over stay, my pleasure” / “over stay, his pleasure”

His Massage Quality:  “say yes!” / “say no!” / “oil rig worker”
Other Services Provided:  “mutual rimming” / “farm implements” / “other: __________”


HIS   REQUESTS:

Outfit:  “garter belt” / “slut” / “biker chick” / “schoolgirl” / “full animal costume”
Make-Up:  “full” (no S.O.) / “none” (suspicious S.O.) / “some” (he has baby-wipes in the car)
Can I Leave Marks?:  “no” (S.O. at home) / “some” (can blame it on labor intensive job) / “yes” (single or oil rig worker)


“BE  PREPARED”  HOBBYER  INFO:

Donation:  “yes” / “yes with gratuity” / “yes with gift” / “yes, left his underwear behind” / “rip off”
Build:  “average” / “toothpick” / “Willard Scott”
Age:  “over 70” / “under 70”
Viagra:  “no” / “maybe” / “had to have been”
Penis:  “john holmes” / “john doe” / “john wayne bobbit”
Bush:  “shaved” / “natural – clean” / “natural – flea market”
Hair:  “clean” / “greasy” / “none”
Chest:  “Arnold Schwarzenegger” / “Don Knotts” / has “man breasts”
Piercing: “no” / “affected use of condom”
Tattoos:  “no problem” / “tender & scabby”
Ethnicity:  “clearly understood him” / “ESL” / “huh?”
Transsexual:  “no” / “pre-op” / “post-op” / “not actually sure”
Smokes:  “no” / “yes – gross” / “yes – thank god, so I could partake”
On Time?:  “yes” / “late, with call” / “late, no call”
Overall Attitude: “Old hand” / “Newbie” / “grateful for any attention whatsoever”
Oral Fixation?:  “no” / “just kiss & DATY” / “there was a thin layer of saliva on every exposed area of my flesh”

Overall Performance:  “1. Deer in the Headlights” / “2. Quick Bunny” / “3. Frisky Bear” / “4. Wild Monkey” / “5. Godzilla in Tokyo”

General Description:

Juicy Details:



Good luck boys!

-- Modified on 9/14/2005 1:58:33 AM

take care of myself!!!  Again and again....  Strange how such an immensely satisfying time can build up even more stamina and desire!!!  Insane.  Most people would be satisfied for a while.....  Nymphomania?  A shrink/ client/ dear friend recently told me 'for sure!!'

Love your form -- you have a surprisingly acute perspective on men!!

My acute perspective on men is because I'm in touch with my feminine side.  (and, mostly, I listen to my lady friends)

When I've had an extra hot session with a lady and take advantage of myself "again and again"... I feel like I owe more donation!  It's so much more than the one or two hours, isn't it?  It's days and months of daydreams and fantasy and self abuse!