: TER General Board Discussion : April Showers Brought May Flowers...

Johnny3Balls 769 reads

posted 10 years ago

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The ubiquitous winsomeness of a libidinous and lascivious mademoiselle

Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker, the descriptions some of your ladies put in your ads are amazing. I don't know wether I'm going to get laid or read MacBeth to followed by interpretive dance.

The best is when they break out the thesaurus and you follow the link to selfies taken with an iPhone 4 in a bathroom mirror. Good thing you used the word rubenesque otherwise I would have though you were just fat.

Delaneygfe See my TER Reviews 278 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Nice spring weather I must say!!

The weather has been absolutely amazing this spring I bet summer will be a BLAST!!!

EroticRobbin 237 reads

posted 10 years ago

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April Showers Brought May Flowers...

Posted By: Delaneygfe

The weather has been absolutely amazing this spring I bet summer will be a BLAST!!!

To Vegas, and it's already hitting the 80's.

Happy to hear, Delaney, you're enjoying lovely weather too.

LenaDuvall See my TER Reviews 248 reads

posted 10 years ago

4 / 13

I'm a theatre heaux...

and I personally wouldn't be opposed to Shakespeare before or after fucking. And I'm sure Shakespeare during fucking could make for quite a kinky and fantastical time!

p.s. Don't come for me unless I send for you.

p.p.s. Miss me with "fat" as a pejorative.

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NaomiGrey See my TER Reviews 199 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Bahahaha hahaha OMG I laughed so hard. Wow Loool -e-

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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 319 reads

posted 10 years ago

6 / 13

Well – if you’re interested…

Check out my “vice and verse” package. Currently featured is the alliterative verse form in pre-Norman conquest Europe, which includes a naked staged reading of “Beowulf” in its original Old English.
Now that’s hot (or fyrenlust, as the Anglo Saxons would have said.

wholewheelofchz 6 Reviews 180 reads

posted 10 years ago

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A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore! (e)

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EroticRobbin 263 reads

posted 10 years ago

8 / 13

I Have a Question...

Do you REALLY have 3 balls?

Knows4fun 159 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Literature + sex = John3 will hate this

http://hystericalliterature.com

fyi I posted this once before but imho it's worth a re-run

Marne is my fav ...

need2vent 140 reads

posted 10 years ago

10 / 13

Re: April Showers Brought May Flowers...

Hey beautiful! It's always sunny in fabulous Las Vegas! Let's turn it out this weekend, here's to another day above ground!

LoboGris 3 Reviews 151 reads

posted 10 years ago

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fuck, I love you...

or at least, I'd love to fuck you..

I'm not sure about "Beowulf", but I do know Shakespeare wrote porn for the masses. He just made it sound prettier than Jacqueline Susann or Harold Robbins..

Johnny3Balls 178 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: I Have a Question...

No, the 2 I have are so big a girl once asked me "do you have 3 in there ?

wholewheelofchz 6 Reviews 156 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Haven't heard of either of these providers (e)

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