I think this list of pick-up lines to use on an airplane are totally bogus, especially #19 that will probably get you shipped off to Gitmo.

I'll stick with my sure fire line:  "Can you believe people are always mistaking me for an air marshal?"

Never fails.



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I scrolled to the end to see whether there was a punch line such as "just kidding".  But there wasn't.  Which leads me to conclude that if this woman is really advising that a grown up use these lines then she's an imbecile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46fOtLfYC4Q

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back from florida  once ,  took her out and fucked all night .  good conversation was the key , I just said sure and yes to almost everything she said she actually believed I cared , I mean I didn't even know her , she was divorced and wanted to get laid so who was I to deny her . I still remember her , great body , perfect tits and she went down on me like a desert dweller at an ice cream stand'  

thanks for the memories mr fisher however I believe your line is the cuddle one , just sayin ..  

happy new year  

My worry is getting stuck in a multiple hour conversation with someone I am not at all interested in, even if they are physically attractive.   I would rather read my book or sleep, because once you start talking to someone sitting by you, there is no turning that shit off unless you are really good at faking narcolepsy.   On occasion, I will admit to going to the back of the plane to talk with the stewardesses, that is another story altogether but the cute ones have probably heard all those stupid lines and then some.  

I do like that #19, it would be a sure way of getting the airplane to do a premature landing followed by a date with Bubba.

Yep that would probably work with me lol

And #19 is just going to get you a body cavity search by a couple cops. The writer should be slapped for posting that article.  

I travel a lot and several of these lines (#21 for instance) make me throw up.

First of all, once the plane lands she is thinking about where she is going next and don't I have to go somewhere (likely in a different direction) also?

Second, like in all other situations, I just start a conversation - normally. She will respond or not.

of tongue, would you actually slide that thing in and out like a penis? It's weird. man. I might with SO or gf, but I mean, isn't it weird?

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I love Carlin's jokes. Thanks!

what type of problem is xanax for?

they want romance , they want to be held and they want love then they wanna fuck ! that's it , not hard well sometimes it is when they respond to hi .. lol  

happy new year and what a great year its been and a better one ahead  

I do agree that "pick up" lines are horribly overrated, and using one that you read online is almost guaranteed to come out stilted and phony, and could easily mark you as a "phony" before she ever gets a chance to know you.

i am so not a girly girl in that way, When i aproach a guy to hit on him i make sure he knows I dont need him to stay and try and be polite and get to know me after, If it was just for a mutual fling, which i enjoy on occasion I will make sure they know they dont have to "pretend" to be interested in me or my personal life or what is goin on in my life.  
                     I am just as busy with my self and life as they and dont need the whole pretending to chat after stuff. The dinner and wine and roses and all that i am not big on that, I am happy watchin tv and makin cheeseburgers on my foreman,  
 Fancy stuff is not huge to me.. I can have just as much excitement from a random fling with n.s.a.  
                                  Sometimes some jewelry is a nice thought i do like jewelery but i dont need the fancy stuff i am a rocker/hipie chic, Grab a package of hamburger from stop n shop n watch a movie then fuck, or go to dinner the fuck. I dont need all that drama I dont get into that.  
  I dont need the romance to have fun. It can be nice but . Not nessecary.

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join the mile high club ..Ive been waiting for a girl like you my whole life ..and what the odds of you sitting next to me on this flight , don't talk lets just let it happen ..xo I want you , I need you I need to be inside you and I know you want me and im yours xo  

just hang this sign up outside the door .. okay

WHEN THE PLANES A ROCKIN DONT CUM A NOCKIN !  

Anytime I'm on an airplane  I bring a book to read and dive in, acting oblivious to my surroundings, especially if she looks like  the type of gal  accustomed to being stared at, or hit on with pick up lines she's heard ten thousand times.    
     If she's interested she will ask if the book I'm reading is good.  
   Then it's time to talk about anything not related  to sex .

  I like your Air Marshall line , I might try that out on gals who ask me why am I wasting my time, she hated  the book I'm reading.  
   

your just so damn cute , happy new year ANGEL . without a doubt the coolest girl around ..

I miss them. Even the ones that never worked seemed playful and made for happy encounters.

Bad pickup lines have an advantage over good ones. The bad ones are obvious. No ambiguity. The lady knows what I want without either of us having to say it in the blatant terms. She knows that if she responds that the game will reach a foreseeable end.

I for one draw a distinction between encounters where I can see the ending before I begin and those I can't. Sometimes I'm in the mood for one route, sometimes the other. If I approach a woman and want the mystery of where our communication might lead, there is no "picking up" tactics involved. To her, that might register as a lack of confidence at first, but within the first four minutes of first-impression time that can be turned around leaving her slightly disoriented. Then I can enjoy the exploration as I watch for signs in her thought process of where it's going to go.

Of course, nowadays, I'm no longer that attractive a catch, so it usually takes a circuitous route to a bedroom, and that's part of the thrill. For some reason a lot of women feel there's something more real about that. For me it just means there is a little more game and romance, a more drawn out seduction with a few interesting stops. Eventually we either decide to go the distance or call it a day. I seldom care one way or the other, because by that time I'm comfortable with the attitude that whatever happens was meant to happen.

But a BAD pickup line is like asking a woman if she might enjoy a good fuck only in foreign language that keeps it clean enough for our conceits about ourselves. GOOD pickup lines seem rather vike by comparison. Especially at red and whites.