Math viewpoint

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving
103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


  If:


  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


  is represented as:


  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


  Then:


  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K


  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


  and


  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E


  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


  But,


  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


  And,


  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T


  2+ 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and, ATTITUDE will get you
there, BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING will put you over the top.

...ass off til i choke and die!!!

The solution is.......R+R+D+L-LE/2=100%

Reviews (101%)+ Reputation (139%) + Desire (60%) + Lust (72%)-

LE Law Enforcement (172%) = 200%

200% / 2 (Provider & Hobbyist) = 100%


XOXO Charis

but i'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere with the numerical equivalents of:

IT IS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY

but was afraid to tell.

At the risk of making myself sound like a nerdy know it all...oh well,what the hell.I have a little knowledge of a thing called Numerology & every letter in the alphabet actually has it's own Numerical value as follows: A=1 ,b=2, c=3, d=4, e=5, f=6, g=7 ,h=8, i=9,                                                   j=1 k=2 L=3 m=4 n=5 o=6 p=7 q=8 r=9 s=1 t=2 u=3 v=4 w=5 x=6 y=7 & z=8 If you notice the numbers only go up to 9 then start all over again;which go along with the rules of numerology.There is a reason for this but I'm not going to bore anyone with that.Anyway;who thinks they can do that math with the words already used to get a percentage?? Too much of a task for you guys??O.K. I'll be the lone nerd.Why don't I do it & give you the answer you ask>Hey;I'm not THAT damn bored! LMAO Ta Ta.xoxo

Uh Cameille...I think you overloaded me.  

All I can say is if you can do that stuff, you go, girl!

Can anyone name that song I quoted in my subject line? :P