Math viewpoint

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving
103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


  If:


  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


  is represented as:


  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


  Then:


  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K


  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


  and


  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E


  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


  But,


  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


  And,


  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T


  2+ 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and, ATTITUDE will get you
there, BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING will put you over the top.