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Another Tardlor victory dance. Here's a hint...
sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 1490 reads
posted
1 / 22
Did you know...

women have wet dreams?  

I provide. I tour to provide. I don't date because I provide. (whole other topic).
Sometimes it's a month and sometimes longer between tours. That said I usually masturbate often. Sometimes just to get the day rolling like…coffee, emails, masturbate, shower. Sometimes it's for sport and either way it relieves stress. I have had a lot going on this month including two weeks of houseguests so no self love for me, unusual since I can't remember the last time I went weeks without so much as a shower diddle.

Yesterday I woke up smack dab in the middle of an orgasm. Involuntary pulsating without a single touch, and the dream wasn't all that spicy either. WTF. Ladies has this happened to any of you? Not complaining at all but jeez. Right when I think I have my body mechanics down to a T...

Blowing Chunks 460 reads
posted
2 / 22
What was the dream about?

I hardly ever have dreams like that anymore.  

Back when I was a teenager I had a lot of xxx dreams but I can not remember the last time I had a wet dream like that after reaching my late 20s and 30s. Odd.  

Maybe this says something about differences between men's hormones vs women's hormones?  I did read something about women becoming hornier and men losing libido around same age.

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 485 reads
posted
3 / 22
Re: What was the dream about?

You of course!!! :P Actually it wasn't sexual at all. It was one of those nights where you take all your worries of the day into your dream. So like reliving your day but on shrooms...

DC. 51 Reviews 308 reads
posted
4 / 22
Me. (eom)

Sorry, it was just served up so perfectly.  

Back to my self imposed posting exile.

89Springer 326 reads
posted
5 / 22
Re: What was the dream about?

I stopped having wet dreams in my early 20's as well. It was a shame.

I've always though the perfect alarm clock would be one that would send signals to your brain to give you a wet dream. No better way to start the day than with an orgasm. ;)

russbbj 89 Reviews 311 reads
posted
6 / 22
I think it is very hot when a woman makes sure she gets hers

I can understand that some ladies may have been with a few guys during the day, and while they make sure I get off and make sure they treat me like a King, they might not be interested in getting off themselves. Sure they act the part when I go down on them but you can tell when someone isn't really interested and that's fine as long as she's totally satisfied me then she's done all I can ask.

Nut not too long ago I was with a provider and while she was blowing me she was playing with herself. I didn't notice until right when I was coming as I couldn't see where her hand was until she shifted to accept me. That made my O perhaps 5 times stronger or at least I imagined it that way. What made it even better and topped off an already amazing session is that she stayed with it until she was sure I was completely done and laid her head on my thigh and finished herself off, incredible. After she was done I said "check you out" she looked at me with that after orgasm face and said "I want to get mine too" to which I replied "absolutely". Ever since then I've had a new found appreciation and interest in watching female masturbation porn.

So, a woman that is that sexual to have wet dreams is a complete turn on for me, cudos to you ladies.

Blowing Chunks 301 reads
posted
7 / 22
Sorry bro, she admitted that she was dreaming about me, not you. eom


END OF MESSAGE

0603450onThe 405 reads
posted
8 / 22
Word up. Like these 2 lines best ;)

Posted By: sophiaLA
I don't date because I provide. (whole other topic).

Right when I think I have my body mechanics down to a T...

Blowing Chunks 260 reads
posted
9 / 22
That means you get off on shrooms? lol eom


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DC. 51 Reviews 290 reads
posted
10 / 22
She was just trying to make you feel better. They all dream about me. (eom)


END OF MESSAGE

GaGambler 254 reads
posted
11 / 22
I bet he was, especially considering that you were 23 at the time

I am sorry, I really, really am, but you are just making this so fucking easy. I promise I will go pick on Taylor for a while. roflmfao

inicky46 61 Reviews 414 reads
posted
12 / 22
"Word up?" Oh, my little fruitcake, you really are that old, aren't you?

That expression was brand, spanking new 28 years ago.  Let's see, that would be when you were about 20, right?
word up
Word Up  

1. A greeting.  

2. Another way to say, Yeah! or Damn Right!  

3. A song by the band Cameo. The song came out in 1986.  

4. A cover by Korn of the song previously mentioned.
1. Hey, Word up man?  

2. Word up!  

3. Word up! Everybody say, we're about to go down and you know just what to do.  

4. Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care.

0603450onThe 322 reads
posted
13 / 22
I believe you have another 20 years on me at least

I think that's after your time lol.

inicky46 61 Reviews 313 reads
posted
14 / 22
Keep on guessing, Minnie! You haven't been right so far but

keep swingin' for the fences.  At least it creates a nice breeze.

0603450onThe 281 reads
posted
15 / 22
LOL You are correct. It's 25 years on me LOL. You could be my SD ;)

Come on Nick, what'daya say? LMAO

-- Modified on 2/28/2014 3:34:56 PM

inicky46 61 Reviews 369 reads
posted
16 / 22
Sadly, my little Turtledove, there is not the remotest chance of that.

You simply don't come close to fulfilling my requirements on any level.  Besides, I have no interest in such a relationship with anyone.  Variety is the spice of life, you know.

0603450onThe 340 reads
posted
17 / 22
Well, I hope you know it was a complete

joke. Stop taking my posts so literally there Nick. Come on, you of all should know better. You are letting me down big time these days. I'll have to find someone else to play with. Where's Panthera anyway, at least he's capable of some interesting banter. Geezk.

inicky46 61 Reviews 336 reads
posted
18 / 22
Oh, no, my little Shih-Tzu, I know you were not joking at all!

How do I know this?  Because you have no sense of humor.  You just think you do.  But the rest of us know it has withered away from lack of good use. Geezk.

0603450onThe 346 reads
posted
19 / 22
Putty meet

hand.  

I simply shake me head. You are far too easy to fuck with now. Far too easy, it's lost it's luster I'm afraid. Maybe it's your age. I don't know. LOL

-- Modified on 2/28/2014 8:32:58 PM

inicky46 61 Reviews 311 reads
posted
20 / 22
Another Tardlor victory dance. Here's a hint...

Continually saying you won and walking away is weak beyond belief.  Saying you've got game doesn't mean you've got it.  Maybe it's your age.  Or maybe, even when you were young....so many years ago....you had no game then either.
Please stop doing your double-handed back-pat victory dance over and over.  It's just said.  At long last, are you beneath embarrassment?
Sadly, the answer is clearly yes.

0603450onThe 325 reads
posted
21 / 22
Interesting. And who is always saying he's right? Look in the mirror

before you write. Its a good exercise...you should know this though. I am not surprised of your ways unfortunately in knowing what I know. Are you really a man or that 17 yo kid you always talk about. Hmmm.

inicky46 61 Reviews 288 reads
posted
22 / 22
Dear Minnie: Just one more thing you don't get.

You will never, ever, find me saying "I'm right."  That's what you do.  Of course I think I'm right.  That's what taking one side in an argument is all about.  Get it?
But, no, try to find a single post of mine where I tell you "I'm right." Or, like you, "I'm too smart for you." Only insecure people need to do that.  To find one, "Look in the mirror."

-- Modified on 3/1/2014 10:30:54 AM

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