I Have A Repetitious Question I Would Like To Ask Repeatedly...

Last week while I was preparing to take my monthly bath, in preparation for my weekly visit to my CL posting ATF, a down-on-her-luck astrophysicist who was abused by her evil step-father, who I think I am falling in love with,(but can I really be in love with a woman with fake boobs?) I noticed that the hair on my balls was getting very long and matted from lack of maintenance.  

So I took a double dose of Viagra to get my comically over-sized cock erect to make shaving easier.  As I held it to the side by pulling on the piercing that transects the tattooed head of my cock, so I could shave my scrotum with a dull spoon, I accidentally cut myself and it made me think.  

Can I get an STD from an unclean spoon while shaving?  And if prostitution were legalized, would my ATF still enjoy her work – with or without the tipping?  Would I still be required to buy my custom order Jumbo XL Magnum Condoms, or would the government supply them for me?  And last, but not least, would I be able to declare the stated gift rate as a tax deduction even if I negotiated a discount because the economy is slumping and I am such a great lover and give her so many orgasms that she feels she owes me something?

I also had a verification question, I emailed Two Fake IDs, A Phone # To My Bookie's House, & A Link To A Work Website That Is 12 Hrs. Old to a well reviewed lady like 20 minutes ago and I haven't heard back from her.  How long until I can start stalking her?


These are important questions and I need some answers.


Oh Yeah...Before I Forget...what does GFE stand for and what specific services are always included?


And yes, I realize I am posting under an alias, but I am contributor to this board, I always write reviews.  And as a good reviewer, I reviewed my ATF and listed services I did not receive and that she does not offer.  I oversold both her looks and performance and I built expectations to unreal and impossible to fulfill levels.

I, of course, also enhanced my performance to near God-like levels.  And revealed personal and revealing information about her and her incall location as well.

You know, typical stuff really.


God I hope everybody realizes this is a joke...of course I am using an alias that no one will ever figure out...so I should be okay...LOL.


For everyone who has posted a rates, STD, cancellation, grooming, cancellation, fake boobs, or "I Have A Big Giant Dick" post, this is for you!...lol

-- Modified on 8/19/2008 10:13:32 PM

Re: I Have A Repetitious Question I Would Like To Ask Repeatedly...

I think you asked this before. So I guess your repeatedly repeating a post of a repetitious question that you want to ask repeatedly?

Are you stuck in some temporal time loop looping repeatedly back to things you repeated repeatedly before? Or is this a NEW repetition of a repeated repost?

not C_K

-- Modified on 8/19/2008 6:32:36 PM

still resides at the link below.

-- Modified on 8/19/2008 10:11:48 PM

I for one love a man who's squeaky clean and smells real sweet. I do appreciate your being so nice to us ladies.

Kisses Haley

Beeing a skule administrater, I can only speak to the gov'mint handing out free condoms.
1. You must still be in jr high skule or regular high skule. Otherwise you don't qualify. In are state, we kan't give out condoms in elementary skule. If you are in colledg, they may be included in a skolarship plan.
2. You must bring yore own cucumber to demonstrate yore profishincy at putting condoms on.
You seem to be a bit old to be still in skule. Are you?

-- Modified on 8/19/2008 7:45:43 PM

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-- Modified on 8/19/2008 8:04:35 PM

Apologies to Monty Python are due.

Inbox crap that tells us the "10 Things Spam Has Taught Men About Sex"

Those plucky scientists in Nigeria and sub-equatorial Guinea work around the clock to produce the overwhelming body of physiological research that we all receive daily, free of charge, as informative email spam. Here is a rundown of ten useful facts I have recently learned, via this philanthropic service, about sexual intercourse.


Quoted verbatim from recent spam emails...

1. Huge male package is what all women dream about.

Really? Cause I thought it was diamonds, and puppies made from chocolate cake. Good to know I was wrong.


2. Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well.

Explains why I pee sideways first thing in the morning. Too small.


3. The latest investigations have discovered, that males with bigger penises are more successful

They wouldn't say this if there wasn't qualitative research to back it up, would they?


4. Rarely will you meet a girl who would say she likes small dicks

True. Usually they just say ‘Hello'.


5. There are no losers among the possessors of long dicks.

Oh to be such a winner.


6. Prepare your love wand for the next battle

Not so much scientific research, the following, but a beautiful addition to the field of literature nonetheless.

At last you've met a lass that's hot
You wanna plough her tasteful twat.
She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
 

7. Hottest sluts admit, that larger dicks taste much better.

I wonder if there was a control group to verify this? Perhaps made up of ordinary, or common garden sluts.


8. True masculinity is impossible without a substantial volume of male meat.

So, do I just carry round some steaks in a bucket or something? What about flies?


9. Women will go mad!

No news there, IMHO.


10. As your dick gets larger, no woman will say "no".

Try telling that to a rapist.



-- Modified on 8/20/2008 11:10:25 AM

"No big boy, put that back in your pants!"

A little friendly banter from my friends on TER will do just fine.

Thanks for making me smile. It rained like hell in Orlando all night long but not that much wind.

Thanks For everyone making the General Board the friendliest spot on TER this week. Hope everybody else had fun!

If this is considered Spam i'll read it every day. If your offering to give me your spam, pull down your Zipper!                                You out did yourself Terrev

Kisses Haley

To answer your questions:

1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes, see your accountant for more information
4. 10 more minutes max
5. GFE stands for "Great Fucking Effort" which is what you are looking for from a lady.

I hope this helps you. Say hi to Terrev for me.

cheers

BBxxx

I don't have to.
Why?

Because....

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.


C_K

This is a great way to handle annoyance with clueless posters
rather than being curt.

Now if I could just figure out the alias....

Just do what everybody else does when they ask questions.   Just do a search on previous messages, and you will find all the answers..

YUM!  Spamburger, Spam and eggs, creamed chipped Spam gravy, Spam enchiladas, corned Spam, Spam and ketchup sandwiched, Spam stew with vegetables, french fried Spam, Spam and bean dip, Chinese Spam dumplings, the list goes on....

I just thought it was rather funny! I needed a laugh! Thanx!

Re: I Have A Repetitious Question I Would Like To Ask Repeatedly...

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