Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO  
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)  
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when
treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.  
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum,
and precious stones. Violent when left alone.
Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!

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Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol:XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flake. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Be safe,
Kisses & Licks.......
Mara of San Diego

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Macho Man thinks your talking about him. Macho Man needs lots of old spice these days. Macho Mans workouts at the gym and not having the element WO around does that. Macho Man would like Mara (AKA a spectacular specimen of WO) to work out with him. A friend of Machos' says Mara will give Macho an excellent workout.

Macho Man

Well........ Macho man, I actually do not know what to respond however if your friend said you should.....then maybe you should!
Kisses & Licks.........
Mara of San Diego

Unobtanium: Rarest material used for the construction of high performance vehicles first discovered by auto racers around 1897, it became increasingly popular with boat and air racers. NASA is rumored to have warehouses full of the stuff.

This complex element is now in virtually every racing and high performance vehicle on the planet.

There are three grades of Unobtanium:
Standard unrefined
"Trick" which usually doubles the price and
"Hi Tech" which can triple or even quadruple the price of an item containing this magnificent element.