...do you have sex on top of the comforter of the bed or do you move it down towards the bottom of the bed and then have sex on top of the sheets? This might sound like a stupid question, but I'm nervous about meeting with a provider and have a tendency to over-think things as you may have noticed with my other posts. Also, I had another thread about dick size, and for some reason I couldn't post on it again, but I'm not 3 inches, I'm 5 inches long and only 4 inches in girth. Is that really small? I know the provider would be nice, but I guess I'm insecure about it. Thanks.

Yes you are overthinking this. Get rid of the comforter...

Where you have it does not matter. Wherever is comfortable.

And no dick size does not matter unless yours is like 12 inches. In fact, some ladies prefer average size for greek.

It sounds like you do not have a lot of experience with sex?

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Please do yourself and the provider a favor, and first, have sex with some civilians.  You may even want to have your first girlfriend before trying escorts.

That'll make escorts less of a mystery since you'll have a little experience with women.

I have the maids turn down the bed first and then have sex with the paid escort UNDER the sheets, as if we were a normal couple.

Especially in hotels no telling how often that comforter has been changed.While visiting a high end hotel in my area arrived to the room and housekeeping supposedly just finished.The comforter was disgusting I was very surprised as much as the hotel charges for the room all linen was not cleaned properly.Plus,you cannot see what is on that comforter to the naked eye.Rip that comforter off move it to the end of the bed,on the floor,outside the door who cares?As far as size if you know what you are doing size does not always matter.

is this guy for REAL...inquiring minds want to know..
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So that's one of the methods you use to convince yourself that your a "noble fella"?

Unfortunately you're NOT a normal couple...remember they are "paid escorts"...or hookers, prostitutes, courtesans and any other name you would like to attribute to them.

But if pretending to be a normal couple under the sheets works for you...great!

It is still an illegal activity with those participating.  Don't delude yourself of this fact!

UNLESS...you are seeing UNPAID escorts?

Based on your post, I see that your comprehension of the word phrase "as if" is nonexistent. It's OK, as it's readily apparent that English is not your first language.

My wife and I had sex on top of the sheets and/or bedspread lots of times. We were a normal couple. Well until we weren't a couple anymore. Who said you have to have sex under the sheets to be normal? Sometimes we started out under the sheets but that didn't last long.

And you just never cease to amaze with your hatred of anyone other than yourself.

This country was built on the backs of immigrants, and your slandering those folks just continues your assault on all of humanity.  Hating those members of our great society who are multi-lingual just is beyond my comprehension.  But coming from you just reinforces your despondent behavior...even on a fuck board.

You're beyond anyone feeling sorry for you!

When one like MS who claims to know everything...he may be in a position to advise you just "how to shoot yourself"....I fear he is an expert in that arena as well.

If you wish to improve your mastery of English, there are plenty of options available to you (e.g. language classes, computer programs, tutors, etc.). Good luck!

Based on your previous post, I think you do NOT need anyone's help when it comes to guns.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=515184&boardID=12&page=1#515184

It must have been interesting to attend a high school behind the Iron Curtain.

I usually stay in better hotels when I travel on business, and the comforter usually goes into a sleeve that matches the sheets. When I have a provider visit me, we do it on top of the comforter, then I sleep under the comforter.

Some chains change your sheets every three days unless you either put a little card on your pillow indicating you want fresh sheets, or you let the front desk know you want new sheets everyday. That way, the provider I'm with each evening and I get to fool around on a clean surface, and then I can crawl underneath and not worry about sleeping on a wet spot.

Sometimes there's a fancy bedspread over the comforter. I just fold it neatly and set it aside for my entire stay.

Even [hotel name removed by admin], which are mid-grade, have comforters in "sheet sleeves".

Not much experience. And thanks for the warm welcome and answering my questions directly. I appreciate it.

You must have a lot of time on your hands dude?

You need professional help but that also require growing up a bit.

FOR EACH CLEINT N YOUR GETTN YOUR SWEAT ON THE COMFORTER THATS JUST FUCKN GROOOOS. N PEOPLE GONNA HANG OUT W A STARNGERS SWEAT N WHAT NIT ON THE BED OF COMFORTER, ID SAY MAKE SURE YOUR GETN A CLEAN LINEN OVER THE BEDDING BEFORE, THEB APPT, UNLESS YOU WANTB TO LAY DOWN IN OTHER EPEOPLE SWEAT AND FUCKN NASTINESS, I PUT A CLEAN LINEN DOWN BEFORE EACH APPT, I MAKE SURE THEY Bsee ME PUTTIN IT DOWN FORTHEM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THEN IT GOES IN THE HAMPER. I DONT KNOW I I THINK THAT SHOULD BE COMMON PORACYICE, N WAS AT ALL MASSAGE OPARLORS I WORKED AT N IS JUST KINDA COMMON SENSE , N