Let's accept for argument's sake that the best thing about being a divorced hobbyist is the chance to see providers without any thought of having to worry about getting caught and all the phony excuses of why you got home late and hiding where the money goes, etc.

What is the next best thing about the divorce?

For me, it was the chance to finally live in a clean house.  My ex was a total slob and if I even tried to clean up her shit, it started WW III.

Let's also accept, for the same argument's sake, that the worse thing about divorce is how expensive it was.

What is the next worst thing about being divorced?

For me, it's not having someone to ask for help with the crossword puzzle.  She was a real brainiac, and I love brainiacs.

Anyone else care to sound off?

Disturbing similarities.... effeminate posts, white knightism, and PC crap.  Very frightening.

Im not divorced, but was engaged and am no longer. For me the best part is I have a HELL of a lot more money to spend on the hobby. she was more expensive than any lady! Guess that's what happens when u take on an unemployed and uneducated 20 yr old The worst part is I do miss having that warm body next to me every night... and of course the free sex, but I am sure that would've dissapeared after the marriage!

Ditto on the clean house!....Plus i now no longer have to look at her,"Friggin Ugly Face".

However, I don't think any of us can be called effeminate or PC.  I'll be a white knight when needed to respond to the cowards of the board who flame under alias' but that's something I'm happy to live with.

So, are you going to be the new hemorrhoid on TER's collective ass that pops out and gets inflamed every so often when mommy forgets to cut the crust off your PB&J, or will you be man enough to come out.  I doubt you will, but, hey, I've been surprised before.



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Hey, dumb ass, have you noticed how much the ladies love these guys?

Haters suck.

they r so very very sweet( and Naughty) and no matter what you say...we will love them anyway!

xoxox
Nicole

What do I not miss?   I hate, hate, hate her cackle laugh.  She's been out of my life for 29 years and still when I hear someone with a loud cackle laugh my blood pressure skyrockets.

What do I miss?  Her love of anal sex.  Yep..she'd rather have it up the ass than in her pussy.    I took that for granted then.

She was great...no, better than great in bed. But after that 30 minutes was over I had to be around her the other 23.5 hours.

Good question!....she was really just average,it was her attitude that made her ugly!

When Mr. Fisher goes into a phone booth, he comes back out with either a cape or feathers. It's an amazing thing to watch.

Yes, it's true, all too true, but that's not the half of it.

We are actually Siamese triplets, born to an ancient Asian monarch who had us sent to different corners of the world.

By they most extraordinary stoke of fate, we found each other at a steam bath in San Francisco five years ago and swore that we would seek world domination through this very Board.

Our plan is now undone, alas.

as a birthday gift to her.  (But don't anyone tell her, it's a secret!)

It's turning out to be a real bugger.

I'll PM you if I need more help.

true...you are paying one way or another.  Geesh just goes to show nothins free...

can I get a lap dance with that Mr. Fisher? I'm a really good tipper!  lol

And this hope springs eternal.  8o)

I was married once, for 2 1/2 years. I was in my early thirties. My career in the US Navy made it impossible to spend sustained time together, and I was a hobbyist as well. I TOLD the lady to expect all of the above, and she still wanted to marry. I foolishly went along with it, out of some sense of responsibility for having enjoyed a lot of pretty good sex with a nice Catholic girl. I took responsibility for her conscience, which was a mistake. The bad thing about the whole deal is that the lady hates my guts to this day, over twenty years later. The good thing is that I learned something important about myself - I love screwing women, but I do not like the drama that comes with a "relationship".  So I hobby and occasionally pick up a civvy target of opportunity. And I run as soon as a lady starts seeking approval from me or tells me about the crappy sex with her boyfriend or asks my advice or wants to date me non-professionally. OK, so I'm a bad, bad man, but there it is.

Best thing: being rid of a virus.
Worst thing: The children.

Geez, the best thing about the divorce is

The SHE BITCH is no longer living with me.



The worst thing about the divorce is

My kids are still on her side and I miss my kids dearly.

was getting my freedom back.

The worst thing was.... There was no worst thing, expect for the money and I was divorced fifteen years ago, the money has since been replaced and I still have the freedom.

Because they're worth it.

what a tool..... what a complete boob.... bwahahaha.....

anyone who knows anything about TER knows how manly I am....   expecially when dealing with cowardly little snots who hide behind an alias....

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!  lol

Ya gotta love this forum....   Me and Mr. Fisher and Dixie Chicken the same?    whahooo.....

Worse parts about the divorce....

I miss the marriage (not the x though)
I miss seeing my kids everyday... a whole lot - and even though I see the 50% of the time, I don't see them 50% of the time.
I miss the fun of working with a partner in the day to day decisions (and we did that in the 1st half of our marriage)
I miss my ex's eye on interior decorating.
I also miss my ex's earning power - her degree is worth more than mine.

best parts of the divorce,

I can hobby - could not when married (internal stuff kept me from cheating at any level)
I can also go strip clubbin... and love to.
I can go drinkin with my buddies... with no repercussions...
I can be with my kids, as I want to without any worry about what my ex will say....
I can sleep late on saturday mornings....
I can watch what I want on TV!  

And Mr. Fisher - if you love Braniacs - perhaps I should introduce you to the ex ms. Superdude... yea, she is that smart.  me?  I like smart women too, but not those that feel that only by beating you at everything will they win your love....