Do you know how, or do you ever talk dirty to a lady in the bedroom?

Years ago, I had a client talk dirty to me and it really turned me on. Not many, do this, I don't ask, don't want them to think I'm a pervert. (which I am, of course) LOL


What would you say, if I said, Oh Baby, talk dirty to me?
Would you have to think about it, or could you cum right out with the words?

Yep, I could talk dirty to you. If I were paying attention to the way your body was responding to what was going on, I could use that as a cue for what to say. My guess is that your body would give me feedback--positive or negative-- pretty quickly. Let's face it, as the cliche goes, the body's largest sex organ is between the ears. Talking dirty isn't perverse, it's foreplay.

First...excuse me while I spit out my mouthwash.
Okay...where was I...

Could you repeat that honey?


"What would you say, if I said, Oh Baby, talk dirty to me?"



"Let me f**k you and pou*d you with my big juicy man meat...you horny slut you...you know you want it,baby"
"can you handle my big c**k for your sluttish pu**y pleasure,you slut c**t"

How's that for starters?

Cheers!

I love to talk dirty!!!! I would cum right out with the words

Im known to have a "toliet" mouth but,, when im with a lady
im quite shy

Sham

Happens all the time -- usually, it encourages the lady to respond in kind and then we both get turned on.  Have never had anyone to tell me to stop.  Then, I have this little habit of swearing like a sailor when I cum.  Most women say they think it's "cute".

I would blindfold you and lightly tie you spread eagled to the bed.  Then I would begin telling you my fantasies of what I would do to you.  Except that I would not touch you.  I would only talk in a low, relaxing voice. In your enforced blindness, you would hear my voice and feel my breath on your cheek, next to your ear, over your nipples.  I would tell you my fantasy of taking you to Chateau Marmont and sitting on a banquette close together and how I would slowly run my hand over your knee and up your skirt....

Talking dirty is an under-appreciated, under-practiced art that has major payoffs.  It can't be done without thought, practice and patience.

I will be opening my salon for private lessons in dirty talk shortly.  Hobbyists and providers may PM for rates; payment in kind will be considered for select providers, but a cut of increased revenues resulting from this new, learned skill, will be the preferred consideration.

but I'd do it in a heartbeat. Perverts are fun, btw. I aim to please, and anything that enhances your experience enhances mine. I wouldn't have to think about it.

me to see how much it turns her on.  There is, of course, absolutely nothing wrong with it.

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochi coo?" asks his wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife puts her hands on her hips and says to him, "You want a beer my love?"

Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc....

The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie. But the bar .... you know ... the frozen glass..."

He didn't get to finish saying the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She takes out of the freezer a huge beer mug so frozen that the wife was getting the chills from holding it.

The husband looking a bit pale says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hoer's de devours that are really delicious. I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hoer's de devours, poochi poo?" she coos.

She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hoer's de devours - chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc...

"But sweet honey, at the bar, you know ... the swearing, the dirty words and all that," he meekly replies.

She replies, "You want dirty words cutie pie? Here drink your fucking beer in your fucking frozen glass and eat your fucking shit hoer's de vours, because you aren't going anywhere, you fucking asshole!!"

Tally-Ho!



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My FB and I engage in some really great dirty talk and, so, when I was pretty new in the biz and had a date, out came the dirty talk, and luckily, he liked it. But then, a few days later, I had another date and began talking dirty and he held me out at arm's length and just looked at me so disgusted and turned off! It's funny to me now, but it sure wasn't then!!

So, that kind of killed my talking dirty, darn it...

I haven't tried taling dirty myself. I think I would love it if someone asked, but I'm not sure what a lady would want to hear.

I have to admit, when the ladies do the old "oh yes, f**k my p***y" or just moan "f**k me, f**k me," I love it.

But ladies, what would turn you on?

Yowza!

I would gently tie your arms to the bed posts with soft scarves made from the finest China silk, and slowly slide my hands down your underarms, causing the skin to react with goose bumps to my dancing fingertips. Then I would massage your nipples and ever-so-lightly lick them and swirl them around in my warm mouth like a peach pie topped with French Vanilla cream. As I caress your protruding nipples, I will then run my hands and arms down to your manly part enveloping your fullness with my soft, warm hands cupped with your manliness. My mouth would move downward to tease your play toy with strokes of my tongue and vacuuming sideways the erect skin that lays upon your tightened muscle that's spasming. I would begin to tease the head and it's entrance to your interior with some careful pulsating of my tongue and mouth. I will then, slowly and methodically, push down on the head without sliding down your full privates, teasing you some more -- light a tight vulva waiting to be penetrated. Before you can realize what I'm doing, I will push my way down slowly and rise up gently with tightening then loosening, then tightening, then loosening of your very erect tower of Babal, all the while talking sweet yet nasty to you while you imagine we're in a far-off distant land -- mosquito net in place and sirens of foreign love music resonating in the background.

Hugs,
Ciara
oxox

You know its not words that get me going and keep me going. its the actions.  But then its just me.

you are turning me on! More More More! You are Sooo Good!

I guess, I will have to cum your way and get some of that big juicy man meat, you nasty little slut you!

Cum on, give it to me good, you sexy talking He Whore!  


Miss Behaven

Don't you know that its bloody rude to spit out mouthwash in the presence of anyone... including a slut...

Tally-Ho!

"What would you say, if I said, Oh Baby, talk dirty to me?
Would you have to think about it, or could you cum right out with the words?"

I'm a very talkative person, and that includes during sex. I just love dirty talking, especially when both engage in it, and building a fantasy together. So, talk dirty to me, baby!

("Talk Dirty to Me" is also the title of one of the all-time great porn films, starring Jessie St. James and John Leslie, who was a master dirty-talker.)

--b.

Booiiinnnngggg!

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maybe it was better left unsaid...


I'm sorry for the dirty mouth...henceforth...the use of Mouth wash...there again... I always have something to say....


Cheers!

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your not behavin...time for a spanking, slut...
you know you want it... you slutty, horny whore,,,


more mouth wash...lol...

Cheers!

Dearest Ciara:
This is the second time in a short while that you have grabbed my attention.
I get out to Tucson occasionally. On my next visit, I am going to make a concerted effort to try and see you.
You move me...

Love ya,
B

Love a woman who can talk dirty and who likes to be  talked dirty to. I would want the lady to hint at it though. Brought up Southern Baptist, always the gentleman.

Now that is erotic [not dirty] and not dominating or belittling like much of the "dirty" talk above. And it could be the beginning of a truly sensuous dialogue.

looking forward to meeting you too.

Hugs,

Ciara

dirty talk done in the right fashion can be extremely sensual.

Hugs,
Ciara

It also depends on the girl too.  Some girls are so sweet and innocent, it just doesn't seem right.  The other girls who are down and dirty, now we're talking.

I find it a real turn on when a guy or client talks dirty to me. But it has to be done when the female is really turned on and her body is in the groove, it's even better. Better yet if it's a client that looks like jacksonlips!

are those who just think outloud!

I usually have the disclosure that says something to the effect that while in the 'moments', just about anything verbal 'goes' no matter how absurd, or 'unreal', so don't get scared that I might 'mean' what I say, and vice-versa - just let yourself go!

Obviously, no, I don't want you to get me pregnant - but for some reason, it really gets us off hearing it! LOL! So, you get my drift..

Gosh, and I wasn't even trying...

B