About 6 months ago I was traveling to another city I had not been in for quite some time.  I had some time on my hands and used TER to check out the local talent.  I found a woman who was quite good looking but new to the hobby and had only one review.  While it's usually against my better judgement, I reached out and quickly got a reply.  She came to my hotel and she was gorgeous.  We clicked immediately and it was non stop.  It was like seeing a hot, horny ex girlfriend.  I had only booked an hour but toward the end of it I asked if she could extend the time.  She smiled and said she was hoping I would want to do that and if I hadn't asked she was going to suggest at least another hour off the clock.  To say things were going great would be an understatement!  Anyway we did everything under the sun and at one point my face was between her thighs and i was eating her out and she was going into spasms with an intense orgasm when all of a sudden she passed gas like someone who had eaten three bowels of 5 alarm chili.  I mean it was epic!  I kind of froze and so did she.  Who should have talked first?  And what should that person say?  As it turns out we both started laughing our asses off so it ended up fine!

Oops!

Even if there is no dog.

If she was a lady she should probably say "excuse me

Bullsh*t in this!

perhaps he had 8-pack_abs!

Been hobbying quite a long time and it's only happened once.  I should say the girl was a college coed in a college town in Michigan.  I think she was hoping for a good review and thought this might be a way to get one.  It's totally true and if you choose not to believe it then that's fine.  I don't need your approval dickwad

It does remind me of a joke from the infamous Cha-Cha Rodriguiz, who looked up and said after a similar experience:

Hookers fake those F's all the time just to stroke your ego. They get their real farts at home. I read so many reviews where the guy goes on and on about "her F's, I know they were real because.....". Buddy, you're just another face in the crack.

She thought farting in your face was a good way to get a good review? Gotta love those Michigan colleges!

just a natural reaction to laugh. Words would ruin the laughter and risk embarassment or insult.

how one could fake a fart, why on earth would she ever want to?

There's a reason why the TER review menu has a box for FIM (farts in mouth). A lady can only get a complete 10 if she does either Greek or FIM. It's obviously highly prized even if they do fake it. There was a review last year some lady used a whoopee cushion hidden under the sheets and the guy didn't even care, he went for seconds.

I've never met a woman who seemed to care about getting a review good or bad. Nor have I ever met a business woman who wanted to give it away for free.

...just saying "you're welcome"...?

Many, many years ago a friend told me that the same happened to him.  When she began to apologize he said to her, "That's okay, I usually make them shit".  Don't know if it really transpired, but he really told me the story.

Farted to end the session.  

Same here

"Who stepped on the duck?"