I don't really have one but recently I had my date for the evening put on a pair of leggings with a few holes in them before ripping the holes into great big holes. Then we capped off our evening with sex while she was still wearing the ripped leggings. When I asked her afterwards, how the sound of the leggings ripping sounded, she said it was hot to hear them being ripped.

3some, going to the islands and a nuru massage. I imagine I can get all three taken care of in one night!

Not saying this one isn't retarded too, but this one actually made me laugh.

Finding an 18+ virgin may be the hardest part. lol Would you settle for an 81+ widower and teach him how to improve his techniques?

Sponge Bob tattoos on her four cheeks straps me down to a trapeze table, paints my entire body with hot fudge and then sprinkles corn flakes on it, and has a herd of gerbils nibble away while I beg for an alien Fleshlight release. Large spectator gallery filled with little people dressed like the folk in Wizard of Oz watch and titter. Finally, a beautiful Latvian spinner wearing garish strap-on angel wings roller skates up to me, stops abruptly and shouts "Niagara Falls" thereby startling me into an orgasmic release.  Sound track is a compilation of Buddy Holly and Early Beatles, and as audience files out the music switches to Lawrence Welk.  What would that cost?

Ho Humm, Yawn, I saw that on an old Laurence Welk re-run last week. Come on, use your imagination 8o)

Heck, we could all use that at whatever age...

I want someone to be Ginger to my Gilligan, and I'd actually take her up on it.

Sex with two guys at once..... at least two guys. More can come and join me. I want to pop my two guy cherry, which I want to pop SO VERY BAD and then we go on from there. I would like to do my favorite role play fantasy, whereas I am on trial and the all male jury must render a decision. I call them into chambers with my attorney, of course, and the prosecuting attorney, and the judge lol and beg and plead, on my knees, if they can acquit me. They all agree then unzip their pants........

I am willing to take you on a cruise Shai an see what happens. Probably end up in love boat jail.  

Posted By: SensualShai

Sex with two guys at once..... at least two guys. More can come and join me. I want to pop my two guy cherry, which I want to pop SO VERY BAD and then we go on from there. I would like to do my favorite role play fantasy, whereas I am on trial and the all male jury must render a decision. I call them into chambers with my attorney, of course, and the prosecuting attorney, and the judge lol and beg and plead, on my knees, if they can acquit me. They all agree then unzip their pants........  
   
 OK so I want to be in an orgy as well lol.  
 I have been with couples but I would love to be in one where she and I double team her man.  
 A couple session where she watches me do her man and she is tied up while I am making him come over and over and over again!!!  
   
 Go on a cruise and openly make love to a man while the other adults (only adults) watch.  
   
 Those are the beginnings of my bucket sex list. It's not very long but those are the things I want to start with.  
 

An orgy with all females and me.  It would have to last 2 or 3 days with breaks for food and showers bathroom breaks and sleep.  Otherwise all day long just sucking and fucking and diddling and twiddling.  Kissing, nibbling massaging.  And watching.  Then jumping in to lend a hand or a lip or a tongue.  Maybe 5 or 6 girls. Between 18 and 24.  All under 120 lbs with at least a C cup or larger tits.

But it would be worth it! I would have fulfilled that fantasy. What is that saying from that famous story: Water water everywhere and I have my own juicy river flowing down my legs Is that it? lol

Posted By: camote16

I am willing to take you on a cruise Shai an see what happens. Probably end up in love boat jail.  
   

Posted By: SensualShai

Sex with two guys at once..... at least two guys. More can come and join me. I want to pop my two guy cherry, which I want to pop SO VERY BAD and then we go on from there. I would like to do my favorite role play fantasy, whereas I am on trial and the all male jury must render a decision. I call them into chambers with my attorney, of course, and the prosecuting attorney, and the judge lol and beg and plead, on my knees, if they can acquit me. They all agree then unzip their pants........  
     
  OK so I want to be in an orgy as well lol.    
  I have been with couples but I would love to be in one where she and I double team her man.    
  A couple session where she watches me do her man and she is tied up while I am making him come over and over and over again!!!    
     
  Go on a cruise and openly make love to a man while the other adults (only adults) watch.    
     
  Those are the beginnings of my bucket sex list. It's not very long but those are the things I want to start with.    
 

I'm glad to hear that you are up to the battle  of teaching "The Hardness Challenged" as well as  the "Two Strokes and BAM! That Was Fun Group." LOL