She will look at your big thing and fall in love.  She will ask that the two of you (both nude at this point) to go dance in a private area.  She will probably rub your dick during the dance to keep your full attention.

When you go back to your seat your clothes will be gone.  When you look for the girl, she will now be gone as well.  Where is she?  Maybe with her partner going thru your wallet.  If you don't make too much trouble at this point you might get your keys back, so you can drive yourself back to the hotel...naked.

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and ask the stripper! That's simply!

When you see a stripper at a club, she will undoubtably be in full makeup with flattering dim lights to show her off at her very best, AND (in my case at least)  copious amounts of alcohol are usually involved.

Most of these women don't look a tenth as good if you were to run into them in the supermarket without their "warpaint" on.

If strippers really are that much better looking than the providers you are seeing. I would suggest you get off of backpage and start seeing higher quality hookers.

BTW many dancers will "fuck for bucks" but you have to ask, and I'm too tired of gameless john's asking for advice on how to get laid by women who sell sex for a living to take you to school on this. If you haven't figured out how to ask a naked lady who is already sitting in your lap, grinding all over you, if she would have any interest in going a bit further outside of the club, then you are just as clueless as our own little turdster who can't muster up the courage to ask for CG from a woman who is already fucking him.

so that weeds out certain types of gals.

But also consider makeup, spotlights, and of course, alcohol as other reasons for the appearance disparity.

I have probably forgotten more about strippers and strip clubs than most customers will ever know. Asking the hotter strippers about OTC activity without investing some serious time and $$$ will not yield good results. While there are plenty that offer varying degrees of extras in the club , most don't do double duty as providers. So if you're infatuated with strippers like I am, then save some money and just tip heavily for extras ITC.

BTW I'm a girl, so I have the unfortunate displeasure from time to time of seeing dancers in the ladies room up close and personal under the unforgiving glare of the bright fluorescent lights. Let's just say that in some cases it can be a real reality check and fantasy buster. You boys just be thankful that you are spared that reality.

why are you concerned if you offend a stripper?  Don't you think she has heard just about every rude, nasty, insulting comment imaginable?

The easiest thing to do is once you get to know one you like, as her if she does "shows" outside of the club. If she does she will let you know how to get a hold of her and you go from there.  Many of them don't some will but it WILL cost you $$$$

Posted By: SuperLuv

When I go to strip clubs, I always seem to find strippers more attractive than a typical provider.  Strippers seem to have prettier faces and nicer bodies.  I see so many strippers that I want to fuck passionately.  I rarely find a provider that is as attractive as a typical stripper. I would love to walk up to some of these strippers and ask if they also work as providers.  I do not know how to go about asking a stripper whether or not see does escorting without offending her.  Any of you men  would like to comment or advise?   To the ladies reading this..... if you happen to be a stripper AND a provider, I would love to meet you.  Let me  know who you are so I can look up your profile.  I may pay you a visit .

Strippers in general look better than most providers and you actually get to see them naked in person instead of trusting the standard airbrushed photos by Aldo etc. But strippers will cost more than a standard $300-$400 provider once you consider tips.  

Most providers I've seen that actually have model looks (not the inflated 9 rating "model" looks from TER) are in the $500+/hr price range anyways. Strippers aren't as cost effective but the chase and game is more fun for better looking ladies.