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Can.I.Lick.It 65 Reviews 3593 reads
posted
1 / 24

Let me explain, not to brag but every time I have sex with a lady that's never seen my penis before usually has this shocked look on their face when I pull it out. I've had some refuse to have sex after they have seen it. But don't people say size matters? I'm confused here...

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 99 reads
posted
2 / 24

five years and you want to start back with a dick-size thread?   When you start a thread with a lie ("not to brag . . ."), it turns people off from participating.  I suggest you peddle your insecurities somewhere else.  

badger48 153 Reviews 100 reads
posted
3 / 24

Yeah, you can lick it, LFOL!
Or suck it?

 
That was just too easy!
When you set it up like that, someone will take a swing,

-- Modified on 2/28/2022 5:02:56 PM

herbtcat 6 Reviews 86 reads
posted
4 / 24

... yet somehow these beautiful ladies are always able to accommodate me.  

 
Cheers to non-size queens.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

davincib1 96 Reviews 101 reads
posted
5 / 24

To a size queen.  I am sure most women don't want to start out the day or end the day taking a baby arm if they have a full days work ahead of them or have had a full days work.  Especially agency girls...

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 101 reads
posted
7 / 24

The only size that matters to ANY woman is TOO BIG.  I know many agency girls that get the guy's pants down, take one look, hand the donation back, and walk him to the door, or else offer him an oral-HJ only session.  Taking one too big in the cooch can cost them a couple day's work if they go for it anyway.  From the girl's perspective, it's better to give the cash back and let him walk than to get a bad review for not giving him the service he wants after you said he could stay.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 100 reads
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8 / 24
IBeCurious 47 Reviews 100 reads
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9 / 24
IBeCurious 47 Reviews 96 reads
posted
10 / 24

I was going to ask him if he liked the taste of himself!

worried 103 reads
posted
11 / 24

It's usually they're way of saying, "I'm tired."  Or a way to boost your already big ego.  If they can get a baby's head through, I'm pretty sure yours is a cinch.  

WICardinalfan 37 Reviews 117 reads
posted
12 / 24

Yes, nicely done.  Nothing like a Louisville Slugger.  Watch out for the pine tar!

mrposition 10 Reviews 86 reads
posted
13 / 24

... i do want to tell all my female friends here that i will now sterilize your personal ingraved tweezers and(as suggested) i now also carry personal pocket magnifying  glass to help with those awkward first moments of insertion....watch out ladies...2+1=3....Do The Locomotion!!!!

NaughtyMaddy See my TER Reviews 108 reads
posted
14 / 24
phlatsy 6 Reviews 93 reads
posted
15 / 24

It may not be very big around, but it's short.  Oh wait, that's not what I meant.  

 
It may not be very long, but it's skinny.  Yeah, that sounds about right.

Kitty76 See my TER Reviews 121 reads
posted
16 / 24

Lmfao !!!! That's a fucking joke.  Women scared of a big dick?!! You probably slam you so called huge dick in a woman and make the inside of a female hurt because you can't fuck properly.

sthebean 11 Reviews 124 reads
posted
17 / 24

I can assure you that some providers, because I have had long discussions about this, shun clients who have both big BBC type penises and a previous history of penetration for a large percentage of a session.  

I am quite sure a big penis is a amusement ride and perhaps fantasy for a woman who is not a sex worker and rarely to never has seen or been with a man of size. But to a sex worker, her vagina is the tool of her trade, and just like a knife gets dull if it does a lot of cutting, a lot of penetration with a big penis can have a woman unwilling or unable to have much more penetration for that day.  

My ATF has actually jettisoned a good client for this exact reason. She tells me that in a typical hour, penetration is usually 5-10 minutes. The rest being kissing, fondling, breast worship, conversation, oral, etc. Combine instead 40+ minutes of penetration with a big penis and she is done for the day.  

If her average day is 3-7 clients, such a client in the middle of the day could mean the day is over.

Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 98 reads
posted
18 / 24

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
Turned down by the lass
He used his own ass
Wrapped round twice so he could fuck it

inicky46 61 Reviews 96 reads
posted
19 / 24

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

Another fave:

There once was a man from Grasse
who had two balls made of brass.
In stormy weather he'd bang them together
and lightening shot out of his ass.

tml0603 1 Reviews 101 reads
posted
20 / 24

I recently doubled the size of my dick with surgery and no lady has complained about taking the whole 2" yet!

MsRaquel See my TER Reviews 105 reads
posted
21 / 24

I don't mind a challenge, but if you think about it, the G-spot is not too far up, so when the Big D enters it bypasses it, so all it's doing is damage. Yes I agree we'll be put out of commission for days and it's no fun, he would have to be the last client of the day before my day (s) off!

adelinedare See my TER Reviews 188 reads
posted
22 / 24

too big is not always a good thing. I like more normal sized and for trips to greece only normal sized guys. So what has been happening is that clients are lying saying they are smaller than they are . Some guys have no shame;-)
ADxoxo

ERAWatts 21 Reviews 100 reads
posted
23 / 24

Here's one:

There once was an ensign named Bates
While strolling on deck with his mates
Slipped on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And perfectly useless on dates.

636sd 92 reads
posted
24 / 24

There was an old man of Madras  
whose balls were made of brass.  
So in stormy weather they both clang together  
and sparks flew out of his ass.

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