Any time you can leave the toilet seat up..

You are ahead of the ball game

I'm going to print this out, fold it up and carry in my wallet.  If I ever feel blue and I unfold it and read it.  Thanks you.

...all I can say is, you're way the fuck wiser than I am!  But at least I think I've learned my lesson!

I'd prefer the version where the princess said yes, and herself had an affection for whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, big titted broads, ass fucking cheerleaders and eating pussy, rode bitch on the motorcycle, knew how to load my rifle and what size wrench to hand me when tinkering under the hood, kept her own money in the bank and needed none of mine, knew that life is too short to bitch about trivial matters such as toilet seats and we lived happily ever after.

But the one above is a perfectly acceptable 2nd choice.

This is a wonderful bonding experience.

Unfortunately my first 2 princesses said YES and that fucked me up for a couple of decades. But nowadays I leave the seat up even when I sit down and poop. I been thinking about tearing the seat off and throwing it out the window of my apartment. Very liberating!  But the fact that it is there, yet I choose not to ever lower it, is even sweeter I think.

WTF!

Who told you my life story??  I want it kept on the down low!!

Ahhh my friend, there are things you say - they be true.... but you leave out some of the great joys of life....

Kids.  and worrying about them, being proud of them when they "get it"  
Growing old, with someone who will stay by your side - even when you drool

yea I know, Kids can be and are a pain in the ass....  and the growing old, you also get to watch someone grow weak and helpless also....

but then again....  to each we are what we are... and you are VERY COOL.....

But I am doing OK...life's not perfect, but as the Stones once said, that if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need!

Did someone say they wanted a "Wench"?