Are pussy farts real? And if they come from the front hole, are they truly farts?
Quite often I encounter providers loaded with the precise air or gas that it takes to rip out a few petite toots. Especially in the doggie position or some variation, such as collapsed doggie or the wheel barrow, that I am quite fond of. Sometimes it sounds more like a 2 stroke lawnmower engine sputtering to a stall. Needless to say, the hobbyist before me has loaded them with the air, I presume, like a black power gun. I have no argument with my brethren. It is the provider's that giggles, "its just a pussy fart".
Now I'm sure we have all let go a real ass fart in the company of women and the response is not shaken off as a mere biological thing, never mind a result of fucking the person in line before you. I personally manage to hold back my farts, especially when receiving a rimjob. Though I cannot claim 100% success, it is the thought that counts here, I think. I don't make some lame excuse or create a new classification for very real methane farts of my inner essence.
Now it is easy to snicker at this kind of thing, but pussy farts are out of control in the hobby. Its a serious problem that needs to be addressed.
A "pussy fart" as you so inelegantly put it is properly known (also rather inelegantly) as a "queef". It is nothing more than air forced into the vagina - something that tends to happen if your cavortings are, shall we say, rather rambunctious. They are odorless, and have nothing at all to do with flatulence, calling it a 'pussy fart' is simply a phrase.
I am puzzled as to what exactly the problem here is? It offends you that a provider doesn't "hold them back"?? Please, PLEASE tell me this post was your idea of a joke.
Madam, I couldn't be anymore serious. I am relieve to hear there is a proper term - "queef" - huh, sounds so forgiving, yet elegent in a Gabor sister kinda way. "Odorless" is really matter of who dealt it, smelt it. Or something like that, as I recall from my days of debating farts.
I was with this blonde girl from ecuador down in nogales last year hiting it doggy style and i started hearing noises like a whoopy cushion. Whole thing was so funny i had to stop and laugh.
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