Lots of providers have pets, and bring them to their incalls even.  (sometimes even outcalls)

One time I visited a favorite at her place just after she got a puppy.  The puppy and I snuggled up for a while and became good friends.

At a later overnight session, the gal got up because she couldn't sleep and decided to go into the other room to use her computer.  Her dog, who had her own bed on the floor snuck into bed with me as soon as her mistress left the room.  Talk about cheating!

As soon as the dog heard her mistress coming back to the room she dashed out of the bed and back into her own doggie bed, like nothing had happened.

When the provider got into the bed, she thanked me for keeping her side of the bed warm for her.

Oh, how I wanted to tell her, but my lips were sealed.

8o)

I saw this girl years ago who had her puppy with her in the hotel room in a carrier. She threw a towel over the carrier while we were, ummm, engaged but the puppy was crying up a storm and interfering with Mr Happy. She finally put the puppy in the bathroom and closed the door. We did our thing and then I go to take a shower and the bathroom door is locked. Oh shit, my clothes are in there, AHHHH!!!! Now what? She suggests we call the hotel staff, I'm like NO NO NO, don't do that! I tried everything to unlock the door, the puppy's in there crying, I'm outside naked as a jay bird, she's already completely dressed (!!!) and I'm panicking. I finally ask her if she has a bobby pin and after about 5 mins, she finds one - exactly one. I popped that sucker, gave her the screaming dog, took my shower, and got the hell out of there.

I'm all about pets.

But on the furniture , u know they're in the bed . And they yap . I mean call the guys at  ATM and get a fish ! Fish tanks are nice and relaxing .  

under my darn feet trying to trip me or knock my cane out.  But I'd sure not lay a rough hand on the gal...  not that I would except by accident...   Have to chase said dog out of the bedroom for play time.  Maybe likes me because I bring a meal to share with her...  doggie gets spoiled for sure.

A lady and I were just getting busy when my Golden Retriever decided to sniff the lady from behind. Feeling the wet nose, the lady neither jumped nor missed a beat. She looked calmly back at the dog and asked him, “How was it for you?”

got a puppy about a year or so ago. Except she was never really "puppy sized". I always see him at his place and it never fails that she attacks me with kisses as soon as I cross the threshold.  

Ok, so it wasn't a provider. I was In the middle of nowhere GA when I was in the military. We had been TDY training. And where at a local Redneck bar for some relaxation. During the course of the drinking I started talking to a woman that looked like Martina Navratilova. By the end of the night I ended up going home with the lady in question. She was quite muscular and there was question about her sexual orientation or if she might be a TS. Well she was 100% she and she was 100% about cock. She had a small house. Her living room had a universal gym and treadmill. Her bedroom had a king sized bed and a hot tub and in the kitchen she had a Macaw. So we start going at it and there is BBBJ and DATY. But then I cover up and start fucking her from behind. She starts to go off. Moaning, getting louder and louder. Next thing I know I hear "Ah, Fuck Me Harder, Oh Yes God. Fuck Me Harder!" Well this girl gets fucked so often the damn Macaw learned how the lady gets off.  I left later that night and told my buddies the next day. Nobody believed me. The next night another guy took her home and when he came back he verified my story. On the third night we talked her into taking 3 of us home and the bird really went off that night! I'd love to fuck her again just to record the bird to have as a ring tone for my phone.

In a long time . And you have excellent taste in women ! Have a great week.

My BF and I were goin at it hot and heavy...
I had a lil chi/mix got so excited he was humping the cat and the cat was likin it. crazy shit.  from then on for a few yrs theyd go at it Id have to split them up.
I kept yellin at them to stop they werent listening.

ever since then it creeps me out when the animals are watching. You think they arent paying attention, oh no! they really are watching!

I was fucking my ATF and her dog was watching.....the next thing I know I look over and the dog is humping a stuffed animal.   They get fucking horny when they watch humans fuck....its crazy shot

In fact, one guy posted about his having a hard time knowing if he should stop the dog, or go with it bwahahaha. Fkin sick.

Did the pussy have its own bed? If not, I don't think the story counts.

You started it.

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