I'm talking minor petty annoyances, NOT biggies like No Show, suboptimal attitude, etc...

I'd go with any use of her cell phone except to turn the damn thing off at the start of the date.

A second might be misplacing or running out of vital tools of the trade like condoms, lube, clean towels, etc...

So, what little murder  committed by a provider makes you grit your teeth and mutter under your breath?

Cellphone interruptus is definitely high on my list

Obvious lying ["best sex I ever had"]

I've never had!

Cell phones ( at least mine ) don't even make it near the room.

Vital tools are near the bed.

Washcloths are in the bathroom ( the better to access warm water ).

That guy in the corner?  Just ignore him.  He's picking up pointers.

NEVER repeat any criminally  inept thing I do!

Actually, I can't ever remember a lady counting the money in front of me. But, I really wouldn't be offended if she did, especially someone I'm meeting for the first time. Why should she trust someone she's never met before, when it comes to hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars? What would it take, ten, twenty seconds?

I don't know of any other service, where you just hand a person an envelope or a wad of cash, and they just stick it in a drawer, without counting it.

-- Modified on 7/16/2007 8:59:33 PM

Personally, I'm getting tired of men handing me the envelope afterward, and it's awkward for me to have to ask them for it. Besides, I don't know if they've placed the right amount for the designated time and then I'm always shorted. Urgh!  So . . . men who see me. Take heed. I'm going to start asking for the envelope if you don't present it to me. Then please go wash your hands, because I will find some way to count it now.  Bad week, annoying things happening.

Also, do not CIM if I don't offer it. Let me know when you're going to cum. Urgh!  I don't like surprises and it's dangerous.

Hugs,
Ciara

leave the tv on...
leave the cheap hotel radio on... (one lady I know, travels with an iPOD and she has GREAT taste in music....
Make untrue comments.... over and over...  
fake an orgasm...
not fake an orgasm...
smell bad...
not clean themseleves between sessions....

that covers it for me...

gents are handling the envelope my favorite way....writing my name on it, and leaving it in the bathroom.  That way I can count it in private without either of us feeling awkward.  This works really well for me since I do outcall only.  Believe it or not, I've even had a number of my clients request that I count it to avoid any accidental shortages, misunderstandings, etc.

Sorry you're having a bad week.  If misery loves company...well, I'm right there with you!  

ranting and raving about how unfair we are when we're giving them free time all the time. Makes me sick and want to puke!  Guys like Buckeye_Kev are giving me a headache.

Hugs,
ciara

but if it's incall, then I have stereo surround sound -- the best.

Hugs,
ciara

I agree.  Counting it protects both parties, and allows any innocent mistakes to be cleared up, up front, with the fewest hard feelings possible.

The obvious objection for the hobbyist is that it's a mood killer and it detracts from the fantasy.

So, as others have suggested, we withdraw to wash our hands, the gift is verified in our brief absence, we return and all told everything is in order.

Carnal kabuki theatre is how i like to think of it.

All the world's a stage...yada, yada, yada... [sorry, i know that close was painfully predictable].

Perfect reviews taken down, speaker system shorting, cancellations, chiselers, ungracious ejaculatory, and buckeye.  I wish I could be there just to give you a backrub.

It sounds just as fake in real life as it does in the movies.

Hello Gentlemen,

Nothing is more annoying than to logon to the board and have to read through the negative overtones of other people’s unhappiness. My suggestion to you if you're looking to be treated right by a lady is to shower, put on your best cologne, have their fee waiting in a noticeable area and keep the vibe light, happy and exciting. A girl can only do her best with what you offer and if you're not providing much than you may be disappointed.

Nic

Why is it this started out asking the guys what we don't like and it ends with the woman **tching about us.
My personal one is not being on time. I generally do only out calls due to having a hard time parking my 70' long truck and cabs aren't usually a good idea. The lady sets the time and then may or may not call to say she's "running" late. Makes me wonder if she's got a call or something before mine then be honest and give the real time she can be there. I have canceled on 2 occasions because sometimes I actually like to sleep and her showing up an hour or two late doesn't work. I'm expected to deliver my loads on time and I'd like to be able to "unload" on time.

but seriously folks,

There was one terrific provider whom I really liked and we got off togther just great except for one thing:  She inhaled garlic.

It just blew me away too much.

"Go get comfortable, while I go pee"

WTF!!!  I mean, I show up on time (NOT early) and you look clean and ready for me, but NOW you have to go pee!  I would like to at least be able to THINK that you peed before your shower, so that I know the kitty's clean (necessary for me in order for DATY).  AND, maybe I want to undress you and you can undress me so that it's at least sexy (instead of being told to go and do it by myself).  It leads you to believe that the next thing she might say is: "go stroke yourself, so that you're hard for me so that we can get this over and done with."  These are some of the details that separate the TRUE-GFE from the NON-GFE.  So, I guess this would fall under the heading of advertising that you're GFE, yet not really understanding and providing what that really means.  Because if this came from someone with negative or no reviews, then that would be my stupidity.  But when it comes from someone with lots of great reviews, and their service is otherwise acceptable, then it bugs me.

Understand that it's just a forum for people to share thoughts and ideas.  The guys have issues and the girls do to.  If you're not interested in the guys issues or what we like or don't like, don't read the thread.

Personally, I liked reading the "negative overtones of [providers'] unhappiness" because it gave me an idea of what I can avoid doing to ensure the time spent is as pleasant as possible.  I would think that a provider might have the same thought.

Or, in your case, maybe not.

No harm, no foul though.  Just my .02.

-- Modified on 7/17/2007 3:05:39 PM

We will try our darnest to lighten your mood.

I'm thinking furiously.

They want to make sure you're not a cop, hon. I used to do that all the time when someone was new and I did not have a provider reference I could entirely trust. That's why it's imperative to have other provider references. When you do outcall, a lot of ladies (at least me) want to be shower-fresh clean for you so you can DATY. However, if someone is showing up to my incall then I've already cleaned the kitty in the shower and again right before he shows up, so no worries there. That's why guys shouldn't show up early. I'm still brushing my teeth so they're spanking fresh right before he walks in the door and last-minute kitty cleaning.

Hugs,
ciara

-- Modified on 7/17/2007 9:02:12 PM

I only do incall, and I haven't seen anyone NEW in over a couple of years (I rotate among 3 that I like).  Obviously, the repeats are with ladies whose service I find acceptable (on the whole).  So this bugs me since there's NO excuse for it.  I realize that it's possible the lady does this b/c she's realized that it will PREVENT me from DATYing (perhaps I'm terrible at it or she doesn't prefer to have it).  But I don't feel comfortable confronting her on this issue, and IF she doesn't want me to DATY, then I'd much prefer her telling me so.  BTW, I have had some sessions with her where I did DATY, and other reviewers include this activity in their reviews, so I really think it's just part of her unconscious "routine".  As such, I'm moving on.  So ladies, learn from this.  If you have a regular that you like and don't want to lose, keep assessing what you're doing.  Ask HIM what HE likes (remember HE's the customer) and concentrate on avoiding making things routine.

Talk and talk and talk and talk...especially interrupting oral to do so.  Gawd, one provider wouldn't shut up.  

There's time for talk, and I enjoy a provider that is fun to talk to.  But concentrate on the task at hand.

Well Bacci,

You’re entitled to your opinion as I’m with mine.
I think the entire subject is rather silly and its just
common sense. I’m a firm believer of open forum
communication when done constructively.
No harm no fowl darling, your input it appreciated.

Nic

Did you read my post carefully. I said some do it with outcall because they actually have to pee after a long drive and then they want to freshen up again before getting sexy with you. I would hope that you would appreciate it. Also, with incall (as I stated) there's no need for it. Reread my post.

Hugs,
Ciara

-- Modified on 7/18/2007 11:24:44 PM

I read your post just fine.  First off, don't take my personal situation and make it your's.  This thread was about pet peeves that bother us.  I detailed one with a provider that I've seen many times.  Obviously, I like her or I wouldn't have seen her so often.  But, I detailed how her "routine" bugs me.  Who knows, maybe she's tired of me and doesn't care about losing my business.  My "lesson to the ladies" was not directed specifically at you, so you needn't take offense.  However, it was good advice just the same.  

I'm glad you take such good care of your clients

i hate the flakes- some are terrible- some ladies are total pros and rarely have to cancel(legit reasons im sure)

but the worst was stealing cash from me for her crystal meth habit

thanks allie ray- porn star aka lovette

Attacking me, instead of my post(s) or debating the IDEAS EXPRESSED, because you had a bad week?  Talk about bitter.