I walked into an incall of a fairly new fuckin girl some fucking years ago. Her fucking photos were obviously fucking photoshopped and her fucking reviews were obviously  inflated by her mangina spineless fucking white knights, but at this fucking point I was too fucking horny to walk away.  So I greeted her and excused my fkn self to the shower like a good god damn fuckin sport.  Next thing I know, she fucking barges in the bathroom , unannounced, while I'm scrubbing down my fkn dick. I thought she was going to join me for a nice fuckin god damn shower together.  

Was expecting someone at least as hot as the girl in this photo but nope...  

Cuchulame(sic) would have stayed though. Dogs apparently like that stuff.

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Libya? come on dip ship it's labia.

I'm sure this chick didn't have a north african country between her legs.

and I always here myself saying "Us Soap" guys also think that a 9am showers is good at 5pm

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I walked into an incall of a fairly new fuckin girl some fucking years ago. Her fucking photos were obviously fucking photoshopped and her fucking reviews were obviously  inflated by her mangina spineless fucking white knights, but at this fucking point I was too fucking horny to walk away.  So I greeted her and excused my fkn self to the shower like a good god damn fuckin sport.  Next thing I know, she fucking barges in the bathroom , unannounced, while I'm scrubbing down my fkn dick. I thought she was going to join me for a nice fuckin god damn shower together.    
   
 Fuckin nope!  She sits on the god damn toilet and fuckin pees for about a good 15 god damn long seconds.  Then she goes back to the fuckin damn bed and turns on the fucking TV.  Took me by surprise that she wouldn't clean her libya and clit and twat and fuckin whatever else up when I'm clearly fuckin getting my dick cleaned up for her.  At this point I'm thinking, "remind me why am I taking a shower when that girl obviously has fuckin pee stains on her fuckin VJJ???" Needless to say, DATY and 69 was off the fucking menu for me even though the fucking fucker offered it.  
   
   
 Would you fucking guys have fucking walked?  I fuckin stayed cuz I was horney but in retrospect, I should've fuckin walked cuz she was worse than a dead fish who just lay there but with the similar fuckin odor.    
   
   
   
   
 PS: This was a true story. But the Expletives are not mine, it was borrowed: Courtesy of inicky, gambler, mp, and other drunks.

First of all, that's a Mikey line. As to the rest, no, I don't like it but what are a few drops of pee between friends?  Have you seriously never been peed on?  Hell, ask Roddy, all squirt is pee anyway. LMAO!
Now, if it was a "dookie" that she made, well, better send for McDonald000.
That's one sick fucking fucker.

I'd have wanted her to fling the flow on my face.

I've a fucking fetish, for the flow, not to mention an alliteration foible.

Fucking in every sentence makes your post “fucking unreadable"

DA was riffing on the posting style of a former member.  Question: does someone shit in your Frosted Flakes every fucking morning, you fucking fucker?
It would seem the answer is a resounding, "yes."

unfortunately he's just too stupid and it flew right over his head, just like almost everything else written in English.

Un-fucking-readable?

Aunt flow

Hey! I think it's cute when a girls pee. They can be so dainty about it.
Now if she blasted the toilet with a double deuce??
Totally different story.
Especially when you are trapped in the shower..

Drop one or two at the Incall and expect the other to pay for the time spent doing it.  

Eddie Murphy was so damn funny back then!

You're getting lazy about your writing style.