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MP67 11 Reviews 1562 reads
posted
1 / 18

Was drinking and fucking off as usual and got on here for the fuck of it and went back to a fucking post I wrote a week or so ago. For the most part got props from my bruthas and got shit from a bunch of fucking clowns that got their dick wet for the first time from a provider, decided they know everything, and chose to bust my balls...

Well, they can suck my fucking ass.  

Normally I would raise holy, fucking hell with these fucking douche bags but one person redeemed them.  

ChristineGFE wrote a reply and humbled me. She wrote of an account where she came to the USA and got an invite to an M&G where I was and saw firsthand my mannerisms. I had no idea and like she said, I should've been thrown out, lol!

The thing is, I wasn't. And there's a reason why. If I have to tell you, you're a fucking idiot and remind me to bring a ball-ping hammer so I can relieve your wives of your cheating, bald, fat, degenerate asses so they can collect on your life insurance policies....

Anyway, ChristineGFE said some nice things and I appreciated it. She reminded me of some other ladies I've seen that were extremely nice to me. They didn't get paid extra, and some didn't want money at all. All they wanted was someone they thought was cool and could hang with. But a lot of these fuckheads couldn't understand that, or can't, so in lies the rub....

Either they're too fucking stupid, or they think money absolves everything. Ignorance is just that. Ignorance.  

Wise the fuck up. Pull your fucking head out of your ass...

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 90 reads
posted
2 / 18

ball-peen ham·mer
noun
a hammer with a rounded end opposite the face.

Ball-ping ham-mer
No such thing

A word made up by some ass hat who is trying to sound
smarter than he is because he thinks the hammer makes a PING
Sound when it strikes something, therefore, it must be called that.

-- Modified on 3/24/2018 6:13:11 AM

MP67 11 Reviews 87 reads
posted
3 / 18

Obviously you missed the point. Or not. Since you're all knowing. But I will tell your FNG ass this. You can fucking suck my fucking ass you fucking piece of fucking shit. Obviously you fucking took offense cuz your fat, lazy fucking ass with your fat-fucking fingers that took you two fucking hours to type a response. Not to fucking mention the only fucking reason you're fat ugly ass is up at this time is cuz you're fucking alternating between here and he/shes from Bangkok while that fucking whale of a wife you put a ring on it's fat, fucking finger is asleep. Your fucking brats are on meth and bleeding your sorry, fucking shriveled old ass dry. You're one step closer to fucking losing what's left of your fucking mind and eating a fucking bullet, which, would do everyone a fucking favor. Fucking clown

Ridleyone 12 Reviews 82 reads
posted
4 / 18

Someone had too much to drink.

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 103 reads
posted
5 / 18

The OP has a history of PUI, he’s been around a long time.

Ridleyone 12 Reviews 92 reads
posted
6 / 18

PUI? I don't recognize the acronym and Google isn't giving me what looks like a relevant definition.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 91 reads
posted
7 / 18

Hey Mickey, please keep it coming.

 
Anything except another thread about the sky falling.

JakeFromStateFarm 99 reads
posted
8 / 18

Glad to see you are on form, Mikey!  And you even got Drew to troll you about your "ball ping" hammer.  Way to go!

JakeFromStateFarm 105 reads
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9 / 18
mrfisher 115 Reviews 69 reads
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10 / 18
Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 86 reads
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11 / 18

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You really are intellectually challenged aren't you?

TheBoogerMan 1 Reviews 93 reads
posted
12 / 18

🎵 “It’s the /eeend/ of the world as we know it...” 🎵

missymore See my TER Reviews 98 reads
posted
13 / 18

or are you going to fucking make me do a bunch of fucking research because i'm a fucking nosy nancy? hahahahaha

impposter 49 Reviews 121 reads
posted
14 / 18

Can you SING MP67's post? Nope.

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
Re: And we have  a record! TWENTY uses of the word FUCK in a six line post!
F is Not a Dirty Word http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GZ-G7YT0dM
Up Against the Wall, Mother Fucker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2pGBv9Ly6A

MP67 11 Reviews 97 reads
posted
15 / 18

That's it. Like hiddenhill said, i was PUI. it's one of the things I do. WELL. To find out the others we might have to meet, on my dime, of course.... ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 99 reads
posted
16 / 18

Glad to see I still have it, lol! Or a half-ass attempt according to some fucking douchebags that came out from under some fucking rock as of late. In any case, mi compadre y hermano, all I have to say to them is TOMA!!!  

They can look that shit up on their fucking urban dictionary, the fucking byproduct of what cousins do when they drink too much PBR in their trailer...!

MP67 11 Reviews 94 reads
posted
17 / 18

What? You miss me?! Tell you what, my man. Like we talked about, I have to burn 2 weeks of vacation before the end of May. I have a couple in mind so I'll get with you so I can get with you. Cool?.... ;)

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 72 reads
posted
18 / 18

FOSTA has this place going fucking BSC.  For most, with cause.  Me?  My game is unaffected.  I learned how to fucking hobby over a fucking decade ago, so this shit isn't likely to fucking hurt me in my efforts to get fucking laid at will.  I am providing advice, and my fucking wisdom, such as it is, in posting here and there.  Not that anyone should fucking listen, or care.   What do I fucking know?

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