I saw a provider a while back. At the end of our meeting, she said she had to get ready for her next client.
To my horror, she wiped her under arms with baby wipes and maybe touched-up a few other areas, before slipping into a sexy gown. There was a swish of mouthwash somewhere in there. Her clean-up took all of 30 seconds.
Silly me, I always thought providers took a quick shower between trysts. Yuck! Similarly, I'm sure you've seen the provider's hotel room with the two double beds. She sleeps in one, and uses the other for business purposes. I wonder how frequently she changed the sheets on the "working" bed. 
I've never noticed anything funky with the women I'ver seen. Going forward, I'm going to ask her to shower with me or at least ask about her hygiene practices.
How do others handle this?
This experience makes you wonder about "providers" writ large?
Did she have a sign on her that read "representative sample of all providers"?
And just how much did you pay to bed this paragon of cleanliness?
There is this weird attitude among clients that somehow escorts are incredibly responsible when it comes to personal hygiene and sexual health. I know a handful of providers yell and scream in their ads and social media about how responsible they are. I'm sure these women take hygiene and sexual health seriously but I don't understand why people think that applies to every escort.
"And just how much did you pay to bed this paragon of cleanliness?"
Also this! Guys here are paying bottom of the barrel prices and expecting a top notch experience.
I don't presume anything--good or ill--about the majority of providers. Even at 300 plus, I'm not in a position to judge what "providers" do.
All I can say is that I have (at least in the TER era) been careful to avoid high volume and BBFS gals (I don't think I'd see a K-girl even if wearing a full-body condom), have avoided DATY when freshness seemed to be an issue, and have offered pre-game showers to ladies I knew had driven a good distance to see me. Not perfect by any means, but I feel my experience is the better for these simple steps.
As evidenced by responses below, this discussion is over your head.
How are your $300 dates working out? (Not something I'd brag about!)
Ridiculous post!
Hence my insistence on being in the Pole Position. I think that 99.9% of them shower in the morning before "work".
moving upmarket until you find one that has acceptable hygiene standards for you.
You could also try Kgirls. They generally require a co-ed shower at the beginning of the session with every customer. Most will also shower with you at the end of the session. The only deviation is if the customer doesn't want to shower, but then they reserve the option to withhold certain services, like BBBJ. MOST Kgirl customers know to NEVER turn down the offer of a joint shower, so there is never any awkwardness over this issue.
I've seen escorts of all ages (under 50), races and price ranges. I can firmly state that the KGirls I've seen have been the cleanest and most hygienic I've ever seen. In addition to the shower time they spend with us, those few minutes while we're drying off they spend on their coochies getting them very clean and moisturized.
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I also concur with someone's comment about the AMP girls not being as clean. I've rarely seen them shower after a session and many times as I was walking out they would be greeting the next victim. That's why I now avoid AMPs at all costs.
I also noticed that some AMP's did not even have showers, and that's when I started phasing out of those and seeing girls exclusively in apartments, condos or SFR incalls. The more I thought about indulging in "extras" with no shower available, which means it was also not available for the girl to use, I lost interest in this type of service. Even when they were available, like you, I never saw an AMP provider use one. Never went back in all these years.
The term of art is "buttered bun" a preference some men have,
"One-stop shopping" for bisexual men. Lol
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Over 14 years ago I used to tour with providers who took bird baths in between clients. I never understood how they did not take the time to wash up properly. I recently visited a city and saw 2 people in one day. I have not done this in years. I allowed myself enough time to shower and prepare for my next fantasy date. The hotel has extra sheets in the closet that I utilized.
I am baffled at the baby wipe clean up & mouthwash.
I honestly, do not like seeing multiple people on any given day.
I agree I like to just stick with one service a day, or scheduled far enough apart that I can reset, wash up, and feel recharged.
I'll be honest that a kink part of my brain sometimes wants to see how much I could take on in a day, 😈
but the truth is I want to be quality a provider so I don't actually deviate my system.
1. I take a "whore shower" in between clients which involves cleaning everything from the neck down (I am not redoing my hair or makeup).
2. I brush my teeth and use mouthwash in between clients
3. I do not get under the covers with clients. We "do the deed" on top of the bed with a clean towel. I am usually on top anyway (NONE of your wives will do this....really???? LOL) and it would get too hot under the covers.
Mildly gross, yes. Doubly and triply gross would be seeing a provider who does BBFS and lets the guys spunk in her. Not all of that goo is going to be out of female system before she sees the next guy. She can shower and scrub all she wants but the cum glob is going to slip out when it wants to. And no, douching will not help either.
In closing, sweat/perfume/lube remains are gross, but for sure not as gross as some dude's money shot lubing the baby shoot while you are going to pound town.
This why reading reviews are so important. Crazy stuff going on out there.
Just a general comment... (Not because of any issues with Scarlet's hygiene lol)
When I had covid a few years ago a RN friend suggested gargling with hydrogen peroxide for my very bad sore throat. It worked.
While I was in bed I researched peroxide and found that it's excellent for oral health and hygiene. I now rinse with it every day before bed, diluted with water, 2 or 3 parts water to 1 if peroxide. Not only is it an anti-bacterial but an anti-viral as well. As a bonus it also whitens teeth.
Hydrogen they use in a nuclear bomb, whatever is left of you should be VERY clean. Lol
There have been MANY "investigative reports" on hotel rooms over MANY years. Sometimes they are done by the local TV station, or a national network, a network "60 Minutes" or "20/20" type show. The rooms light up under UV lights! There's splooge residue everywhere! Bedspreads, bed sheets, TV remote, telephone, alarm clock, ... they move the furniture around and even find residue around the electrical outlets! Here's one, you can google for many more:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/hiding-hotel-room/story?id=1507794
What's Hiding in Your Hotel Room? [dateline 2006]
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"... Inside a $300-a-night room [2006 price] at one of New York's finest hotels, there was dried semen on the bedspread and urine stains on the bedroom walls. ...
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"... Regardless of cost -- from a one-star hotel room priced at $55 a night to a five-star room hotel room renting for $400 a night -- lab results showed traces of urine or semen in every room Primetime tested. ..."
3. I do not get under the covers with clients. We "do the deed" on top of the bed with a clean towel.
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NYC AMPs are different than hotels. You can often see the washer-dryer chugging away on your way to the mandatory shower. Hostesses may strip the sheets after an encounter and just grab fresh ones from the laundry room. ... I don't remember ever looking for anything that might have seeped through to the mattress itself. Private incalls are also different and a hostess can change her sheets and clean up anything that that she saw go flying the wrong way during a session ... and yell at you not to touch anything except the faucet handles until after you've washed up (or taken a full shower).
Many years ago I had a buddy whose GF and eventual wife had majored in hospitality management and had worked in a couple hotels. She told me that the sheets get changed, sure, but the bedspreads get washed once a year in the nice expensive places, and things go downhill from there.
A lot of hotels are putting a plain comforter inside a duvet cover or whatever. As soon as I check in I slip that cover off the comforter and that MFer goes straight into the closet. They usually put another one on the bed the first time they make up the room but once there’s two of them in the closet, they get the idea.
Hotel rooms are cleaned to look clean to the eye on a quick inspection. Not to actually be clean. Next time you’re in one look at the top of the headboard. A good maid will wipe as much of it as she can reach from both sides, leaving a little dust in the middle section. But sometimes there’s dust across the whole thing, usually with fingerprints testifying to a spirited CG ride.
I don’t do parlors much but when I do, always like hearing that reassuring washing machine noise, as you mentioned. And some static-incall indys will have the sheets stripped and in the hamper, if not the machine, before I leave. I like to see that.
“and yell at you not to touch anything except the faucet handles until after you've washed up”
Yeah, at a hotel she’s a bit less concerned about guys wiping their dicks on the curtains than she would be in a private incall. LoL
I remember a certain provider posting on this board several years ago about her system with the beds while touring. She would get a room with two beds. One was strictly for her to sleep in. The other was the working bed, on which she used a layer system. It was something like:
Get an extra flat sheet from the hotel or bring one from home and lay it on top of the bedspread for the first guy. On the bedspread with towels for the next guy. Peel off the bedspread for the next. Then peel off the top sheet and just be on the fitted sheet. In this way she could work for at least a couple days without having to let housekeeping come in. Not perfect but better than just hot-bunking. I think I’d want to be sheet on top of the bedspread guy.
Interesting, your comment: "In this way she could work for at least a couple days without having to let housekeeping come in. "
I have seen a women several times who excludes housekeeping from the room during her 4-5 day tour. Recently, this behavior has been prompting visits by hotel security. Apparently, they view this as suspicious activity warranting a visit. It's understandable, for all they know, the occupant may have OD'ed!
ATTB
I think it’s understandable her not wanting them to come into the room every day. She probably had toys out and the lighting setup just so. She might’ve even moved some furniture around.
Completely irrespective of the hobby, I prefer not to have housekeeping come in every day. I know not everyone is like that, but I don’t think I’m the only one.
You’re right though, a lot of hotels aren’t okay with it. I’m sometimes in the situation of staying in the same hotel for prolonged periods. Some hotels will just go in after a few days even though you have the sign up, and I’ve even had a hotel manager tell me point blank that they’re coming in the room every 4-5 days whether I like it or not and if I’m mad about it I should take my business elsewhere.
Most hotels said something along the lines of it was their policy that to take the best care of the hotel they not go any longer than that between room cleanings. Which I sort of took as code for we wanna make sure you’re not leaving food laying around and getting a bug problem started lol. Once they see that I keep the place tidy, some of them sort of relax.
Anyways there certainly could be a security related hidden agenda like ensuring I’m not cooking meth or keeping a prisoner or whatever. In my particular case it’s not for a wellness check though, as I usually get to know a bunch of the staff and talk to a couple of them every day.
A now defunct eastern European agency. I was her first appointment after her arrival/hotel check-in.
We ran a little late. She was wiping down her cooch and pits as I dressed.
I read reviews of AMPs where a guy is asked to wait a few minutes while the provider finished her current customer. I doubt she takes the time to shower.
Same with fbsm girls who work out of an office with no shower or laundry in the building. If she's offering you extras, she probably did so with her previous customer. Now it's the first thing I ask when I contact someone new.
Good luck asking about a provider's hygiene. That should set the mood 🤣
I think if you are terribly concerned about germs you probably shouldn't be in this game.
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I don't think high volume escorts have time for showers between every client, such as the K-girl model, where they do half a dozen or more a day. I also wouldn't worry about it.
Have you seen a kgirl? You usually take a shower before the session and after the session together. The only thing that does not get thoroughly cleaned is your hair.
We don't have a lot of Kgirls up here in Minnesota. There was a touring agency here a few years ago and I saw one j-girl and one k-girl. Both insisted I take a shower but neither joined me.
You got short changed. In NYC it's standard service. The kgirls wash you and you can even wash them too. Very fun... 
LMFAO !! As a Provider..........I Actually shower before & after each Client. I mean actually use the shower to get clean.
I thoroughly shower before and after each client. No wonder I had so many clients point out to me how Clean and good smelling I was unlike some of their other experiences and how clean and good smelling my place is every time I thought those were unusual compliments but apparently not everyone showers 🧼
Yes!!! I'm baffled ladies aren't showering between clients. I too always get compliments over how clean I smell but also my place has to be tip top clean.
I had one gf years ago, a guy was going down on her n she called me freaking out! He had pulled out pieces of a condom from her previous client. What the actual fk? How does one not know not only is a condom in pieces up there but didn't clean herself after? I can't wrap my head around this.
Same goes for the guys that don't care to shower before and after. People PLEASE wash, it's not that hard n doesn't take much time.
That’s why they smell French!
sag
Some years ago I was joined in the shower by Lisa Lang. She soaped me up and dropped to her knees before I had thoroughly rinsed. Needless to say, I didn't mind her spitting it out.🤣
To seeing a low volume provider. Personally, I only see one gentleman per day. Even then, I shower after for my own person hygiene. I mean, how long does it really take to take a fking shower n wash anyway?🤣🤦♀️
Most I have met have, and all the ones I saw the last 5 years have. I tend to read a lot of their reviews, and their adds and often look for whether they shower before or after. Special points go to her if she showers with the guy.
One the best times I had was with a provider who specifically chose the hotel where I met her because of the nice walk-in shower with a huge rain shower head and she asked if I wouldn't mind starting our fun in the shower.
I stayed at a high-end hotel in Miami, featuring a large glassed-in shower in the middle of the room. The glass was slightly opaque, but it was always fun watching the provider shower before leaving!
In this game dont take anything for granted, don't believe anything you hear (and only half of what you think you see), and never think anyone will do the "right thing". This way you're less likely to be disappointed, and if anything, you may end up pleasantly surprised once in a while.
That post made my jaw drop. Hygiene should never be an issue here, from either side. I've had very few clients that actually needed to be prepped a little better, BUT, what you wrote just blew my mind. When a lady is in any form of adult entertainment, she needs to be on point, ALWAYS. PeriodTTTTT.
I don't think providers understand that taking cat baths or using baby wipes to clean themselves that we can still smell the last guy on them. They always complain about us not being clean before appointments not knowing this is an issue for them as well.
I have seen over a thousand providers and never once met one that wasn't freshly showered and practicing impeccable hygiene. I've never seen streetwalkers, but I would imagine that could be an issue for them.
My list is much shorter than yours, but I can confidently state that KGirls are the cleanest ladies I've ever known.
civvie women I have dated. However, with civvie women, the last guy they fucked an hour or two ago was usually me, so skipping the shower was okay with me in most instances. Lol
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CDL,
We know you only consort with high-end providers, shall we say $2K per visit?
Is it possible you've spent a cool $2 million on the hobby? If so, Holy $$$, Batman!!!
Have you considered alternate hobbies like stamp collecting or bird watching?
Not judging, just an observation.
ATTB
I passed the one million mark a little over three years ago. There were discussions about it on various boards. Don't know if I will hit $2,000,000 or not before I retire. I have a feeling you are not asking for purely informational purposes. Is there anything else about me you want to know that you are too lazy to look up? Lol
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I'm logging in my 40th year of weekly flings, at an average of $500/week.
Do the math.
That does not include ancillary costs like divorce, which swamps that number.
I always shower before I see clients and after each client. And as far as clean bed.....Most of the motels I use will question you as to why you need the bed clean everyday.
...that not only is this TOPIC actually a thread, but that is such a LONG thread.....
Sloth is alive and well as 2024 draws to a close.....will 2025 be even "Slothier"....? Yeeeech, I hope not.....
Cleanliness in 0ne's "Person" and "Location" Is Absolutely Paramount!!
I surmise with the birth of "Baby Wipes", some persons decided a "Baby Wipe" bath was
sufficient to carry-on his or her business with their next "conquest" or "Client".
This concept is totally unacceptable!!
By the time one has "Baby-Wiped" one's unsavory-smelling body-parts, one could've already
taken a nice soapy, sanitizing shower, to cleanse away any evidence of prior encounters!
A five-minute shower is a "no-brainer" for a "Client" to take before (& after if desired).
And of course, for myself, on the rare occasion I have a Client back-to-back, I'll schedule an
hour & 1/2 minimum between in order to be freshly showered and coiffured;
I open all of the windows, strip the bed, restock fresh towels, empty the trash-receptacle,
quick-clean shower & bathroom, (because it's already spotless....always!)
I then shower, do makeup/hair, redress, freshen the air, light the candles and relax for a few.
I stopped offering “outcalls” because I discovered that some locations, be it ones’ upscale
home or hotel was seriously lacking in cleanliness, effort or forethought put into creating
an inviting, comfortable encounter;
(disgusting bathroom, shower, lack of clean towels, unclean bedding, unsavory smells to
include "old smoke smell and "animal smells")...
None of which put me in a sexy, romantic mood, nor enabled me to feel truly uninhibited
with the impending "action", thus questioning if this "Client" is actually freshly-showered or
just "fresh-from-nine-holes" ("No Pun Intended"):/
A meticulously sanitized Provider and Client, and a spotless, odorless, non-smoking, uncluttered,
clean environment is most-desired for any uninhibited rendezvous, be it at an Incall, 0utcall,
Massage Room &/or Boudior!
A little effort in one's personal hygiene, a weekly maid, or elbow grease truly goes a long way!
Xo Angelina Jones
Great post, Angelina!
ATTB
i wouldn't see someone where i had to ask myself this question.
Doubtful.
Do you stand there and watch them shower?
If not, you've probably been hot-bunked more than you know!
ATTB
I have never not showered between clients unless asked not to by the second client.
My skin gets so dry sometimes, especially in my hands from washing so much.
Lotion is my lifesaver!!
You showering that much?
I have never not showered between clients unless asked not to by the second client.
My skin gets so dry sometimes, especially in my hands from washing so much.
Lotion is my lifesaver!!
While it’s true that frequent showering in one day, or frequent showering with hot water dries the skin considerably, it’s also true that some people naturally have very dry skin. I should know, because I am one of them.
Are you surprised by the implied number of client or just the frequency of the shower?
You mean like a sandwich? -- rimshot!
That she must be talking about a threesome.
though not with every gal.
The olfactory sense is a sex receptor. This is where the term chemistry must come from.
One gal I had the hots for worked at a massage place, and wore a heavy sweatshirt all day. She would take it off when I would see her and the aroma from her body drove me wild.
Another gal would always be coming from the gym when she saw me, and again I went crazy for her scent.
Certain perfumes have the same effect on me. I wish I had taken notes on what they were wearing.
It's just like in the movie with Robert Dinero, Scent of a Woman: Oooo-waaaah!
It's just like in the movie with Robert Dinero...
probably just faulty recall. Though not sure why Dinero is confused with Pacino. I tend to confuse Duvall and Dinero myself.
He didn't mis-spell De Niro.
Dinero is Spanish for money.
Fisher is a man of complexity and subtlety. At least for this crass brain.
Errr...
Hate to tell ya' but DiNero was not in Scent of a Woman.
Al Pacino carried this one.
I have finished inside many times BBFS and passed the next guy on the way out/in on the elevator.
Happens
Not showering between friends or Not changing the top sheet and cleaning the space completely.
But then again I schedule considerable time between friends to clean up and recharge.
I keep my volume low and my quality high.
Years ago one of my all-time favorite hopped in the shower and said she was gonna do a hooker shower. She put her hair up and lathered up from the neck down. I don't recall why I was still there to watch. I guess she was comfortable with me. This is how long ago it was....10/10 reviews....600 for 90 minutes.....she's now UTR. 1200/HR