I was just having a PM session with a very cool provider whom I thought for sure would pass (or would that be fail) this test.

Note: I was not a big SNL fan

How may folks, clients vs providers, recognize the phrase, "Jane, you ignorant slut!"?

Just curious if there is a primary slit in the two groups due to sewed age demographics.

And Garrett Morris as Chico Esquela. Now, do you remember Lily Tomlin as the telephone operator ("One ringy-dingy.") on "Laugh-In?"

How many know all the words to the opening song for the Beverly Hillbillies.

"This here's the story 'bout a man named Jed..."

then one day he was shootin' at some food
when up through the ground came a'bubblin crude

oil, that is

black gold

texas 't'

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed.

oops, but I never really paid attention. Really.

That and the cheeseburger bit stand out in my memory.  Oh, and who can forget the (in)famous Elvis Costello performance?  I was a kid when I saw that and still I understood what was happening.  I decided right then and there that I wanted to be an artist.  I wanted to be Elvis Costello when I grew up.

and his pony pal Pokey too...

Annette Funicello and the Mouseceteers.

farm livin is the life for me.


Don't make me go Barnabas Collins on you.

& since were on the topic of 60's sitcoms,my fellow baby boomers, my favorites were The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Andy Griffith Show ( when Don Knotts was on,60-65 ), & Get Smart.

"A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed!"

I watched

- first runs of the original Star Trek
- Queen for a Day and The Dating and Newlywed Games
- Laughin and Hee Haw
- King Family holiday special
- John Denver, Herb Albert & Tijuana Brass, Percy Faith, etc.
- The Jackson 5 and Donnie & Marie
- Get Smart, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Adam-12

OK, time for my Geritol

Batman with Adam West (Holy Donuts!)
The Green Hornet
The original Star Trek
The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour
Andy Griffith Show
The Time Tunnel (loved that show)

And others that I can't remember right now because I haven't had my afternoon nap.  lol.

I saw all of these shows during the original runs!

The great thing is that even in my 50's I can still get wood and with my experience with so many women (pros and civvies) I actually know what I'm doing! (or I am deluding myself...again).

I'm 21 but spent 10 years in Alaska, we had like 20 channels and watching tv wasn't really encouraged

I'm the one who told Shakespeare about "To be, or not to be.."

I remember watching Barman movies at the drive-in in the back of the station wagon with a blanket and pillow.

There was The Courtship of Eddie's Father or The Family Affair...

the kinfolk said

Jed! Move away from there!

they said Californy is the place you oughta be

so they loaded up the truck

and they moved to Beverleeee...

Who remembers this oldie but goldie?

I will confess to even singing along with him.

Damn, I'm feeling old.  But, even as a kid, I wanted to bang the stuffing out of Ellie Mae.  If I could only have gotten her in a room without all of her critters, I'd have slipped her some of grannies moonshine...

Ah, youth.

Even older, Lawrence Welk. I live close to the Ocean Park pier when he was still there.

To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillbilly that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

LOL.. I use to know the entire intro song for 'Green Acres'... loved that show. In fact, I use to watch most of the shows you guys listed... thank Nick-at-Nite for that I guess, and parents that would never dream of letting me watch "garbage" like Roseanne, The Simpsons, or Married With Children...sigh.. I was so deprived as a child...


Who can forget 'I Dream of Jeanie' or 'Bewitched', 'MASH' and 'Levern and Shirley'... my dad actually named our dog after the stripper, or working girl(can;t remember) in MASH (Kasey). I didn't find out til yrs later when my mom told me where the dogs name really came from,lol, poor dog.

77 Sunset Strip (Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb)

Ozzie and Harriet (can't forget Ricky and David)

Father Knows Best (Later to become "Charlie")

Gunsmoke (nuff said)

Our Miss Brooks (Eve Arden & Richard Crenna)

Peter Gunn (Craig Stevens)

The Real McCoys (Walter Brennan & Richard Crenna, again)

The Rebel (Nick Adams as Johnny Yuma)

Sea Hunt (Lloyd Bridges as Mike Nelson)

Sargent Bilko (Phil Silvers, Harvey Lembeck, Fred Gwynne

Sky King (and Penny - don't forget their plane the Songbird and the Flying Crown Ranch)

Mr. Lucky (John Vivian and Ross Martin before The Wild Wild West)

Captain Midnight (I think I still have my Ovaltine decoder ring somewhere)

Commando Cody (loved the jet packs)

The Millionaire (John Beresford Tipton had the $'s)

Zorro (and his mute sidekick Bernardo)

Whirlybirds (Chuck and P.T. could really fly those choppers)

The Untouchables (Robert Stack as Elliot Ness)

The Twilight Zone (If you look back at the people who were in these episodes you will be amazed)

Cheyenne (Clint Walker as Cheyenne Bodie)

Circus Boy (Mikey Dolenz as Corkie before the Monkeys)

The Cisco Kid (and Pancho)

Wagon Train (Ward Bond as Major Seth Adams)

Rawhide (Starting point for Clint Easwood as Rowdy Yates)

My Little Margie (Gail Storm)

You Bet Your Life (Groucho at his best - "I love my cigar but I take it out once in a while")

Make Room for Daddy (Danny Thomas , Rusty Hamer,
Angela Cartwright)

Yancy Derringer (Who could forget X. Brands as his sidekick Pahoo-Ka-Ta-Wah)

Dragnet (“Ladies and gentlemen, the story you're about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.” & "just the facts mam, just the facts")

Adventures in Paradise (With the sailboat Kon Tiki)

Sky King ("Out of the clear blue of the western sky comes Sky King!")

The Life of Riley ("What a revoltin' development this is!")

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (who can forget Maynard G. Krebs and Zelda Gilroy and the fact that Warren Beatty and Tuesday Weld co-starred)



Okay, there are lot's more.  However, I am running out of steam and as many have already said, I need a nap.  

Those are all shows I know and remember well. Anybody  mention Petticoat Junction, Green Acres or some of the other detective shows; Beretta, Magnum PI, The Mod Squad, The Avengers, Hawaii five 0, I Spy, It takes a thief, the Saint, Mannix and secret agent man. How about the westerns: The big Valley Bonanza, The Virginian, Laredo, High Chaparral and Branded. You have goofy shows like Brady Bunch, F Troop, the flying Nun, Lost in Space, and of course The Monkeys. Some the classics though; The Outer Limits, Hitchcock, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, Doris Day Show, Dick Van Dyke, Carrol Burnett, Here's Lucy. Jesus the more I think about it the crazier it gets.

I could go on but I think I'll be sorry if I do.

You had some GREAT ones that I forgot!!!

Ah yes, I remember him, along with Lawrence Welk and Tommy Dorsey.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and all the pet savior shows like Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, etc. Oh, and Jackie Gleason and The Little Rascals.

Bugs Bunny, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and Popeye.

Mitch was on Friday nights.   Right after some show with Don Ameche emceeing different circuses from around the globe...can't remember the name of that show.

it is for real.

(Click link.)

How about Saturday afternoon wrestling with Killer Kowalski and Haystack Calhoun?

wonderful cat!

Nap time is over. Here are a few more to shake out the cobwebs of your mind.

Cartoons

Ruff and Ready
Beanie and Cecil (the seasick sea serpent)
Andy's Gang (with Andy Devine)
Tom Terrific and his wonder dog Manfred
Top Cat
Huckleberry Hound
Magilla Gorilla
Quick Draw Magraw

Shows

The Ann Southern Show (Louie Nye was in this for awhile)

Bachelor Father (The shaggy dog's name was Jasper)

The Burns and Allen Show (classic in every way)

Broken Arrow (Michael Ansara as Cochise

December Bride (Spring Byington, Harry Morgan)

Bat Masterson (Gene Barry as Bat)

The Detectives (Robert Taylor as Captain Matt Holbrook)

Have Gun Will Travel (Wire Paladin, San Francisco)

Hawaiian Eye (Robert Conrad, Connie Stevens,
Troy Donahue)

Hennesey (Jackie Copper, Abby Dalton)

I Married Joan (Joan Davis & Jim Backus)

The Lawman (John Russel & Peter Brown)

Wanted: Dead or Alive (Steve McQueen as bounty hunter Josh Randell)

The Peoples Choice (Jackie Copper again and who could forget Cleo the Basset Hound)

Fury (Peter Graves before Mission Impossible and Airplane)

The Red Skelton Show (Another classic)

The Rifleman (Chuck Connors as Lucas McCain)

The Thin Man (Peter Lawford & Phylis Kirk in a take off from the movies)

Mr. Adam and Eve (Ida Lupino & Howard Duff)

M Squad (Lee Marvin)

Perry Mason (Started in 1957 and ran for 9 seasons)

How to Marry a Millionaire  (take off of Movie had Barbara Eden in it as Loco Jones not Jeannie)

Men into Space (William Lundigan as Colonel Edward McCauley

The Tonight Show
I know, that show is still going, but how many remember the early years with
Steve Allen ............. 1954-1956

Ernie Kovacs Mon and Tues: 1956-1957
Stever Allen Wed-Fri: 1956-1957

Jack Paar ............... 1957-1962

Okay enough is enough and it is past my bedtime.

As David Garroway used to say at the end of the first Today shows "Peace"

He's nice guy, ya know? And he's got money, even though he looks like my uncle Sal, and uncle Sal don't any money not unless aunt Mila gives him some, and you know how likely THAT is.

Anyways. He's a NICE guy, envelope on the bed for Christ's sake but, hey, its THERE.. you know what I MEAN? So I use the john, pull on my "outfit" and make sure my arms ain't stinky or nothin, and I just got these rabbit fur panties that I been DYING to use, except I worry that its gonna make me look in the dark like, you know, I got a BUSH till tomorrow, but I think it'll look good anyway and I go out into the room and this guys sitting there in his shorts looking small, so I say "HI BABY! ITS YOUR ROSANNE ROSANNA DANNA COME TO EAT YOU ALIVE!" And so he gets up from the bed and comes walking towards me and gives me this big smile.

I lean in to give him a smooch and he's got this teeny tiny little piece of spinach or something stuck to his teeth - right in front. And I keep LOOKING at it, I mean, mood breaker right??? And I want to say "Dude. You got tiny teeny little green piece of green shit on you" but he doesn't know, and I don't want to say anything so I real sly turn around and look and like say "So where's the champagne?" and he's all "what?" and I go "the bubbly" thinking, man I gotta get this guy to swish something in his mouth and get that green thing off his teeth that I can't stop THINKING about now and I'm going to myself "Shit I don't even want this guy to kiss me" and he's all "I didn't get any champagne" and so I said "Wait! I've got some! Hold on - let me get it" and I grabbed my bag because I didn't know what else to do and I just stepped out the door like "Just a second" real smooth. And when the door closed, I ran.


And you know, it's just like my grandmother used to say: "Rosanne Roseanna Danna, you just never know. Some guy may be EXACTLY want you like, with money and shit, but you'll find this ONE little thing that will bother you SO BAD that you just want to scream".

Back to you Jane

...or, as Steverino would say, "Schmock! Schmock!"

Surprised no one else chimed in with the classic (and in first run shows) "The Twilight Zone" -- one of the Top 10 Best TV Shows Ever (on my list, anyway).

Since we started this thread with SNL, how about the first episode being hosted by....(drum roll, please)....

George Carlin -- RIP, man.

I don't think that skit is that old but it sure was hilarious. One of my faves!

Rawhide (Gil Favor and Rowdy Yates, aka Clint Eastwood).

The Addams Family (Carolyn Jones was hot even back then).

I sure enjoyed the Stooges "second wind" when I was a kid.

I read earlier that Carolyn Jones passed away 27 years ago today due to colon cancer.