You know. Maybe a little blue button on their forehead.
So when we say "Cum for me baby!" We can just press the button..
And BEEP!!
It would make things alot easier for some of us ball licking manginas...
Just a thought.

looks like another acid trip for the hound..

It is supposed to be a satire on the fact that every girl is different.
And they don't just jizz at the push of a button.
Okay maybe I caused a small flashback stretching this morning..

It takes quite a few years to learn how to operate it.

Instead of pushing the button, tell her the envelope is empty. Then you will see what effect your "superior technique" has on completely killing the experience...

Because that's funny and accurate.

Love that response!

And, when correctly operated simultaneously, the results can be awe-inspiring!
Hint:  This guy seems to be operating only one of them.  But adding two digits on the G-spot?  Aahhhhhhh!!!!!

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I've always said I don't pay for sex I pay for acting ability!! LOL!!!!

I appreciate the effort, but I can't cum on demand ha ha.

That post has got to be the best one you have ever made here. Maybe all the pussy in Singapore has done you good?

See, this is what it's like when we laugh "with you" instead of "at you" lol

Yea!
I need a little blue button!
And I don't mean my dick!

By a surgeon friend before he retired..   "c.....??? Implant" she called it.
she has a small hand held remote, and can stimulate herself whenever.......
that B..... can come whenever she wants....LMFAO!!!!

I'll leave you to find them. And treasure hunts are fun, no?  

Think Meg Ryan. On cue.