I just ran across an ad on P411 for a provider who has a standard rate of $400 hr, but who charges $550 hr for "Above 'Average' Gents." No criteria are offered, and she indicates that she will make that assessment upon inspection if you don't self-identify as above average.  I quote:

Tiny Vagina Syndrome.  

I am one of those ladies unfortunately. While I love "bigger"  gents, often i usually cant handle it. I've always been..er, tighter, and smaller in that specific area. So when i get a gent that's bigger than average, especially in girth, then sometimes ill have to find another way to please him as neither of us will be satisfied if im in pain LOL. While i don't agree with the provider charging a separate rate, i can understand it since it means shell probably be sore/in pain for a little. If i take bigger than i can handle and we have a really rough session, then i usually take the next day off. Shes probably making up for that. Either way its kinda ridiculous to me.

...the way she's marketing this is preposterous.

that a "too big dick" was a myth.  I mean they push babies through that thing.  I've never seen a dick even in porn that approached the size of a new born.

Isn't labor the most painful thing a woman goes through? You think they want to do that for a daily living?

-- Modified on 2/10/2018 9:51:27 AM

Some one define to big ?
I think that can be very different  
Without googling what’s average then lol

And ask if she discounts for tiny weiners. She would owe me money! LOL!😁

....was she asking about the size of your wallet?......

I can imagine her not deeming you too large at the outset, getting you aroused and ready to do the deed, only to step away to the night table to write the dreaded note that she silently hands you.  Talk about a boner kill.

So if a client is on the...er... smaller size, does he get a discount if, after inspection, she seems looser than average?

Name her, or at least point the team her way.  

... if you don't receive that written note. (HA!)

for large dicks.  In fact, she liked it when a guy brought another guy who had a large dick.

it just means she charges more if you're a Mensa member.

..... at least 7.5 inches, don't bother her.

Admittedly, I've taken the bait in the past, but the lady introduced the topic with much cuteness, not demanding at all, and it was nowhere near that much an increase.  

All siZes are fun and even if it's small, it can grow very large.  Happened to me yesterday.  Isn't that a shame.  A ton of gentlemen are not above avg and it's gonna be pointed out to him? The whole fantasy would be fucked. That's just not right.  Ok maybe extra for anal if it's to big I can understand cause mine is to tight they go soft trying so it takes an extended booking or a man who knows how to start with the pinky first. But ok does she have a ruler to size them up?  Seems like it could really damage  mans ego.

$550 to stay because I'm guessing everyone will be considered "above average".  

Agree..talk about fair business practice in the economic sense.

Good point ....up - selling for any reason during a session can kill the vibe.Happen to me once ,never again..

Well your right to a point. But she will be sporting a lady boner when chumps hand over the 150.00.

The upcharge seems rather arbitrary and capricious to me.....I would think that to charge by the inch or pound would be a more impartial gauge and give the guys a chance to know what to expect.  BTW any of those who decide to pass on that are more than welcome to come my way with no added tariff for the large load.......yehhhhhh buddy.
Suzee

Because guys would quickly figure out her mouth is big enough to do the trick.

😂😂😂that sounds extremely awkward

I feel for her if she has a physical issue but I laughed out loud about silently giving a note that says "above average" 🤔😂😂😂

A scam... I mean, what is considered big for her?  
 I don't discriminate on size. I have 3 holes, one to accommodate any size 😜
Big cocks, small cocks.... I'm a lover of all cocks! 😃
XOXO  
TL

but, until she finds a fool, and there many, nothing results.

Damn, you sound exactly like my kind of woman!
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm.

-- Modified on 2/11/2018 7:56:28 AM

Some providers are not that deep. When you fuck them you hit a wall and you can tell they are pain barely able to handle your dick. I have been with tall chicks with short vagina's and small petite chicks with deep/wide vagina's. Most of the time the bigger the girl the bigger the vagina.  

I can understand this for some who might be a little more sensitive down there.

Perhaps people with average sized cocks book the "well endowed" package as a fantasy.

That's what I read too.  I would bet you get the "note" AFTER she's counted the original donation.  This is only slightly better than a rob.

She only does the inspection when you put the donation down. Strike one. So the guy puts down $400 and she looks then goes to get the note and silently hands it to you and you have the option to pay $550 or walk away leaving $400 on the table. Come on really! What else is an upcharge? Is there extra to remove her clothes or must you pay $20 per item for her to remove? Is GFE an upsell? Avoid avoid avoid!! What a great idea though! Gets $400 just for looking at dicks. Had I come up with this concept in high school I could have paid outright for college instead of taking out loans lol!!!!

If she doesn't like big dicks, and saying she charges more for big dicks probably keeps guys who have them from calling her in the first place. I own a service company and if I think a job is a nightmare, I throw out a high bid hoping they look elsewhere and I don't have to say I don't want the job. If they do agree, I am getting more, which is what I would need for doing something I'd rather not. A provider mentioning that in her ad actually helps me. I'm 6'1" tall and 220 pounds so I'm larger than most guys from what I hear. The worst sexual experiences I ever had with women were those who couldn't handle my size. That is rare, but in the heat of the moment if I cant go deep my experience sucks. Maybe its a good thing I know that BEFORE spending $300+ for an hour? I have found this to be more of an issue with young providers, which is why I avoid 19 year olds and girls in their early twenties. Sometimes I think its just inexperience on their part. I'm thinking of two separate occasions a provider told me they were scared/nervous/concerned and don't want me to go all the way in, only to hear one of the two say afterwards she came in two different positions and another was so wet once we got going I laughed during mish and tossed the lube she had on the bed onto the floor, so their fear was all for not. They actually liked it. I can usually do CG, or mish without any issues with any women, but doggie style can hurt them if size is an issue.  

Dear Ms. Ova,
Too bad she is not here anymore but imagine the conversations you would have with London Rayne. She really did have a stipulation on size.  Now you have images of an amusement park saying you can be over a certain size to ride.

The average dick size is 4 inches as I have read. Does that mean that anyone over 4 inches must pay more? How will she determine it? Will there be a measuring tape? A ruler on the night stand or will she just eye ball it and know? The scene is a guy walks in, puts his money down, removes his clothes and she says OMG Mr. Ed!! So he must then kill the mood, if there was one, by going to his wallet and getting more money? That is crazy in all types of ways! Here is what I would do: Announce on my website that I love daty and having my nipples tenderly sucked on and having him alternate between sucking my breasts and kissing me and then move down stairs where he will follow my directions. After I buck and squeeze his head I am lubed up! It doesn't matter his size; just suit up and go inside. Guarantee there will be enough glide for him to have fun. That's me.  

Average size for a flaccid penis size is
8.8 cm (3.5 inches)
Average size for an erect penis is  
14.2 cm (5.6 inches)
Average circumference of an erect penis is  
12.2 cm (4.8 inches).

in Minnesota.  

Please give your exact measurements please, from length, girth and circumference. Thank you.

Umm, ok but let me look for that fabric tape measure so I don’t cut mysel on my metal construction tape LoL, be right back 😉 going to start a porn vid hahaha

I get that note all the time. You think I'm named after a President? Haha, that's funny.

According to SKYN, the investigation found the average penis size for those aged between 18-34 – the millennial generation – is apparently 6.1 inches.

Where did that reply come from? LoL I call foul, OFF TOPIC LoL  

Actually Norwegians have larger dicks than average (though I don't happen to be Norwegian.)

Hmmm, could be. I've been known to drink a bit too much and that 'paired' with a canoe would be disastrous.  Ok, that was horrifically bad, but that's all I got at  midnight.

For A Bigger then Average COCK, Not charge more LOL

A big dick a lot on this board, but if it's going to cost me extra, I'll try to be nicer.

It's like a buffet. Even if you don't eat all 120 items, you still pay the flat rate because it was there for you.  So the fact that your "friend" (we'll just call him Mr. Vienna S.) didn't use her whole pussy, it was still available to him.

Thats funny.. sure with you why not💋

C'mon, Souls. Women don't push a baby out 3 to 6 times a day, 3 to 6 days a week.  
.
But I agree the idea is ridiculous in the approach and the execution.  What's to stop her from giving the "note" to every customer?  Like she imagines that even a "below average" guy (which if you watch South Park you know is less than 2.4 inches would take the note as a surprising compliment and just pony up the extra cash?  And what about the guy who thinks he's "all that" who does not get a note? Is he going to suffer some kick in the balls to his fragile ego?  Will any guy who doesn't get the note feel like they are likely to be appreciated by her for their now documented lack of "presence"?  
.
No. This provider would never see me or my potentially very small and very large sized penis. (Anyone who get's the Schrödinger's cat reference earns a Heisenberg bonus point!)

Great ..A Little Over A Mouth full. 👿   .is a waste👄👄

A professional woman should know how to handle her business...and not lose potential clients.That's why we love ya TL.

So size matters, but not in the way you would think,

Most of my partners at least claim to be pleasantly surprised by my larger-than-average thickness and somewhat greater-than average length. I am taking their word for comparisons since I don't ever recall seeing an erect cock in real life. Maybe they were just trying to flatter me. In some cases, the initial penetration had to be very slow with her in control, but they mostly seemed to like it once the opened up.  

But I couldn't do that. Just seems weird... and kind of hilarious lmfao. It might actually be genius because most guys like to think that they are huge so in a way they might take it as a compliment and pony up lmfao.  But seriously, this post made my day.. who does that lol.

I am considered a small and tight vagina.  Even smaller girls with closer pelvic bones can adapt to an above average penis.  It may not happen the first time but I can become more and more acclimated to above average clients and become very turned on and enjoy  I think the key for oversize men is to let the woman be in control.  You wouldn't want to put her in doggy right away and fuck her so hard that it's painful instead of pleasurable.  It could very well bruise her insides, so wait for her to work and cum all over that big dick

Not a copycat -- same provider, but she lowered her standard and "above average" hourly by $50 since the time of my original post.

Yep.....and I bet everyone gets that note.  So leave the 400 and walk away with nothing,  or be held hostage on the upsell to 550. Some business model....dont see her drumming up much business

Thanks for that link. My size is normal except that I am somewhat thicker than average, so I've only encountered two women (both civivies) who couldn't take me. This provider has good reviews, and the idea of the tight fit is a turn-on, so I would probably be happy to pay the extra fee. The idea of getting a silent note is pretty hilarious, though, so it might throw off the chemistry if I can't stop laughing at her.

and one of my best "board buddies"

Now that is funny!

Should  clear  things up for ya, if you have any doubts.

... with a PICTURE of some dildoes, a ruler and $ signs.
Small, $300.
Medium, $350.
Large, $400.
Extra large, $500.
.
Now you'll know how you measure up BEFORE you make the appointment.

Perfect, send her ur suggestions LoL

it may not be very big, but it always pleases me

And I agree with you on both points.

If someone decides you're too big, they shouldn't send you packing and keep the donation. That's bs and you should get the $$$ back, not your or her fault if she can't handle the size

This thread amused me so much that I favorited that provider on P411 even though I will probably never visit her city or vice versa. Some time after that, I was talking to a local provider about our upcoming appointment, and sent her a link to that P411 page. We both had a good laugh about it. When I showed up for that appointment, I brought a small piece of paper with the words "above average" printed on it. She laughed and said that we were on the same page. Later, just after she started BBBJ, she paused and silently handed me back the piece of paper. I had already forgotten about the slip of paper, and was surprised and greatly amused by her excellent timing.

Um, your logic is skewed and shows your lack of logical thought process. A woman "pushing a baby through that thing" has normally had an epidural and pain meds....sheesh, did you really say "that thing"? What a douche.

Too funny!

That sounds more than fair to me.  lol

-- Modified on 5/15/2018 8:39:36 AM

....... wouldn't that mean that every 3rd client would get the discount?

whether the Asian half is from the waist up, or the waist down.  

Yeah, but this part: "You are welcome to *walk away*  *leaving donation as originally booked*"