Yes, I'm bored out of my gourd.

the guy looking into the trash can looking for condoms with cum to can drink it.  
He was dissapointed coz I clean and I never let other's guy used condoms on this rubbish.

after of course sucking every drop she could from my cock directly.   It was quite the turn on.   Sadly it didn't last long as she was BSC, of course.

who had a habit of asking me to come on her chest. And right after I did, she’d grab a small vial from the nightstand, scoop my cum into it, cap the vial, grab a pen and write something on the vial’s label, then jump up and put the vial in her freezer.

because he's afraid to let a hooker have his precious seed. He thinks they might impregnate themselves with it.

an LA girl I was seeing regularly take the loaded condom and pin it up on the wall with a thumbtack. She said its because it was the biggest load she has seen in a long time.  That embarrassed me because I had had a cold earlier that week and missed two of my regular hobby days, so it was six or seven days without a release.  I'm sure the layoff is what caused the increased output.   I went back the next week and it was still there.  I couldn't help wonder what  her other customers were thinking.  The next week it was gone.  Maybe jizz goes bad and makes an offensive smell after awhile.  Who knows?  Not me.  Maybe someone else knows?  Lol

And when I say she was BSC, I really meant it.   Our final goodbye was at the psych hospital she had to check into.

This one girl would let it dribble into my belly button.  She says she did this with all guys...called it her "cum catcher".

I already have the antibodies.  Lol

To be fair, that was my ex and my kid is the result. It's strange because she really proved later she had no interest in being either a Mother or a wife.

mrfisher knows this cuz he turned me onto this. I used to date a lady here a long time ago and when we fucked I'd pull out and cum on her tummy, lap it up, and kiss her with it. Just like I'd cum in her mouth and we'd kiss.  

Child support is a meal ticket.