This is just a personal list of deal-breakers, things that will (1) prevent me from meeting an provider/SB or (2) decide not to see her again.  Some of these items are obvious while others are just personal quirks.  Feel free to post your own.    

(1) She doesn't post her age on her profile = I'll assume she's 65.  
(2) Pix are blurry.  If just her face is blurred out = OK;  All blurry = monster.
(3) On P411, she asks for additional references besides my 20+ provider oks.
(4) Evasive on schedule.  If you're a local girl, then you're a time-waster.  An out-of-town girl who's waiting for a certain # of appts before committing to a visit = OK
(5) Last minute time change: If you change our appt from noon to 2 pm, then I'm unavailable.
(6) Any third party involvement--driver, friend, assistant = cancel.  
(7)  You text me out of the blue & go into girlfriend mode (why haven't you called, why are you mad, etc.).  I already have an SO & that's not you.  So if you're texting me, be nice.        
(8) You act like you're doing me a favor = I delete your contact.    

Saw this on a BP ad today...

Finally breaking free from 3 years of physical and mental abuse from my ex .. looking to indulge my wild side .. completely new at this!

Sounds like a casting call for a white knight.

Might as well just advertise "I'm back on my meds"

sounds like a lot of drama if you ask me

My guess is its the lower end BP girls who have "assistants" who are shady. They basically do it themselves but use the assistant role as a buffer. You make an arrangement with the assistant, girl gets there and all of a sudden there are these new rules or up sells.

Just treat others as you would want yourself to be treated.

1- Yes when it comes to age, I'd like to her mention something, especially if by looking at the pics you can tell she is in the over 30 crowd. Been on TER for 7 years and some women's profiles haven't changed, and neither have their site's age.

2- I don't mind blurry face shots, but too many women then go on to also 'blur' their arms, legs, etc. You know what I am talking about when you see pics and you don't even see a few freckles anywhere. It is an obvious tip off that they used Photoshop a little too much. Not a 'red flag' but a 'yellow flag' that indicates they may have done a bit too much sun worship in the younger days and their blurred face, in person, is going to be pushing the Appearance score down.

3- I offer my TER Whitelists and 2 Prov refs. Both steller. I understand she may want more, but that's it from me. I move on. Also hate only having the option of an online form and no direct email to reach her for verification. Deal breaker.

6- Yes, I avoid any lady with an assistant. If she has that much volume that she needs one, I move on. I don't trust 3-rd party. Over the years heard too many stories of provider/assistant spats and I don't want my info caught in between. Also, with an assistant the 'fantasy illusion' created by dealing directly with the provider is lost.

And a few of my own:

10- One of my criteria for determining if I will see her again (provided we had a nice time to begin with) is how she treats her own clean-up afterwards. More than once I have seen providers just use a wipey or cloth to rub their lady parts briefly, before getting dressed to go out (sometimes to go right to an outcall). Eeeeewwwwww. Really? We just had a very juicy time with spit/DATY/squirt, etc and you don't hop in the shower to do a better clean up? It is not surprising to me when I read about fishy women when I see the lack of care in the clean-up.

11- To go along with #10, it is a turn-off to finally meet a lady and know her idea of geeting ready was to apply another layer of hairspray and perfume instead of actually bathing and washing the hair. I've heard all the 'my hair takes a while to dry', 'my skin gets dry if I shower', etc. Really? In this day and age of great all natural hair and skin products, that doesn't fly. It is awesome to meet a lady whose hair is freshly washed, and skin taken care of. A joy to the nose and the hands.

12- Related again to #10. Ladies, please, if during foreplay you got all juicy, don't put the same lingerie panties back on again. Your 'sniff check' isn't enough. Your nose learns to tune out the mild 'off scent' but us guys can pick it up. Panites are cheap. Heck, for the price of an hour in NYC/DC/LA you could afford to have a pair for each encounter and not reuse for multiple guys in one day. They don't take up room in suitcases if you travel, so splurge a little.

In spite of all the above, 90% of my encounters have gone event free in the 'mid-to-high' lady category. There are a dozen ladies who I would like to see if they adjusted one of the deal-breakers listed above, but with all the lovely girls coming to the hobby, I am not at a lose for choices.

Just to address your "personal" objections about hygiene and lingerie, etc...

If I did an outcall to your hotel, and you saw me quickly clean up and get re-dressed in the same lingerie, it's because I"M GOING HOME.

I'm much more comfortable showering in my own lovely bathroom with my own specific beauty products, then getting into fresh undies after that.

Please don't assume that everyone who doesn't undergo a head-to-toe cleansing ritual in front of you is therefore is heading out to another call with a skanky pussy.



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Although this may be true with BP girls it is not the case with top providers I've seen.  I have seen several that use assistants and they are not really high volume but they do tour extensively.  As a result, they may be on a plane and out of touch, and they prefer to respond to inquiries in a timely manner.  In this day and age, you can often stay connected even while in the air, but if they evolved their business model before Boingo was available, and it works for them, what's to be put off by?
PS: Re Sasha Gray and Tori Black, as far as I know they do not (and never have) provided.  If that's changed I'd love to hear about it, as I'd raid my IRA to get with Tori for sure.

Was posted here a couple of years ago and I wish I'd saved it.  It was a classic bathroom pic, shot from her smart phone but in the background you could see the toilet with a big-assed turd floating in it.  Yes, that would be a deal breaker for me!

A few of my deal breakers for scheduling, and for repeating.

I won't schedule if:
She does not take p411 or DC. And, if she does take p411 or DC and wants more info than that, I'm done.
Her pics have to show her mid section, if not I assume she's hiding something. I don't expect face pictures.
I am also not on board with 'assistants'.
Her emails must be somewhat friendly, and she needs to respond in a timely manner.
I don't do incall anymore, so if she is a no outcall girl, I move on.
I have to be attracted to her based on pics and communication.
If I have any reservations, I move on. It seems that experience has showed me that when I had seen a girl I was a bit unsure about, it was usually not good. So now I trust my instincts.

I won't repeat if:
Her pics turn out to be fake or old, or in some way were misleading.
If her attitude was bad.
If she leaves even one nanosecond earlier than she is supposed to. Even an inexpensive girl is making a relatively high hourly pay, so I expect the full time to be mine.
If she doesn't do MSOG.
If she rushes me, or tells me she 'needs a break' while were fucking. A break, really? Come on, she is supposed to be a pro, and is half my age, and I am wearing her down? Nope, she won't get a my business a second time.
Of course the obvious stuff like bad hygiene ect.

I will definitely repeat if:
She stays longer than scheduled.
Is fun to hang with.
Is attractive to me.
Surprises me with services that I didn't expect.

1, Guys who can't read and write. Nothing screams "dumb ass" like a guy who asks to see me in Memphis in Feb. and I am not scheduled to be there until March. If you can't read the dates in bold print and all caps, you did not bother reading my reviews either to find out I don't see horse d*cks. If your email looks like this: "Hey London, r u avl tnite?" It will not even get a response. I don't fk people with a 2nd grade writing level, and I sure as hell don't want to talk to them.

2. Guys who book a month out, then cancel because of their work schedule. Gee dummy, why don't you give a provider the head's up that you 'might' have to cancel because of that very reason BEFORE you book? If you are too inconsiderate to take that into account, don't bother making the appt.

3. Guys who wait until a touring provider is actually IN TOWN, before they make a damn outfit request. I flew dumb ass, so unless you want to come pick me up and bring me shopping, you get what I have already PACKED!

That's about it really, and these are things that happen before I meet a person. Things that happen after like being drunk, high, or just annoying will get the boot as well. I don't really have to deal with much of that though.

....hands down one of the most pleasant people I have ever dealt with on any level.  So ya - within the context of a mid-to-higher-end provider, I certainly have no issue with the assistant.  

That said, I would much rather have the opportunity to converse with a provider before meeting with her, just easier to get an intimate vibe going early in the date if you have some basis to your relationship before you are getting naked.

I don't really have an assistant, but I pretend I do when dealing with idiots ha ha.

the thorough shower I like to take afterwards takes a long time, I'm not doing it anyone's outcall.plus I feel more comfy in my own shower with my own toiletries.
And how does he know she's going straight to another outcall or seeing more than one guy in a day?hilarious. No one's privy to my escort schedule and who I'm seeing, and I especially wouldn't share those details w/ a client.

I like rouse my own sensitive skin products.  And you don't want to dip into the clients play time or overstay your welcome either.  A lot of men pay us to leave lol.

1) she smells of BO
2) her vagina smells of almost anything
3) her hair smells like rotten eggs (actually happened.
4) she has no condom and asks me to go get one.
5) her incall is near my ex's house
6) she is my ex
7) she is one of my ex's friends
8) her pictures are so old, you have to go to a cave in France to see them
9) she has a critter with her during the session - dog, cat, gerble, gorilla, some deadly snake or hidden spiders.
10) she is a cop, dates a cop,  is married to a cop, knows a cop.... you get the picture (actually, was with a gal once who was an Ex - cop!!!  
11) calls me at 2 AM asking to see me -
12) is drunk, vomits on me, and then proceeds to try to DFK me!


There are others, but you get the picture.

exposing yourself to 30 min of gamma rays, then disinfecting your entire body with a quick dip in a chromic acid bath, followed by a rinse in chlorox.  you then dry off with a blast of hot air heated to 500 degrees F!  That's just to kill anything on your skin.... now for some systemic exposure....

lol!  I try not to think about where your parts have been.... just better that way, just as I am sure you don't want to know where mine have been....

i rly wntd 2 c U wen U git 2 memphis n february. i wiL b suR 2 lt U knO @ lEst an hr b4 f i can't git awA frm wrk 4 d appointment.  bwahahaha!!

yes, some people who write like that are dumb, others aren't dumb but used to writing shorthand as a result of modern communication like tweeting or texting.
either way, it's better to write in longhand when trying to make a good impression. i agree w/ that part..

When I get an email response with text lingo, it is a definite "no thanks".  I figure if a lady can't take the time or is not capable of writing an intelligible response, she is not for me.  I don't even like it in texts, LOL.  Just kidding with London in the above post, in case that wasn't obvious!

I wouldn't know, Cubbie.  Every girl has multiple and very real O's with me.  At least that's what they all say!  I'm sure Sasha would, too.

Pay the hooker an extra $ 500 NOT to fake it...simple.

And it'll be the easiest $ 500 the hooker ever made  

1000....only because she may have to really work at NOT laughing...err, I mean having that BIG OOOO!!!

Multiples you say...take her out shopping and you'll see multiples.  Better yet..give her your credit card and she'll pass out from the O's  

Hi CPA,

I saw one lady whose O's were soooo fake & loud that it was a HUGE turnoff that I didn't repeat! Just like nails on a chalkboard! :o(

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Pay the hooker an extra $ 500 NOT to fake it...simple.

And it'll be the easiest $ 500 the hooker ever made  

Gold Star for you using a Lascaux cave reference. We don't get many Paleolithic jokes around these here parts.

Your 10, 11, and 12.. I prefer to shower at my own place. Sometimes, we've already been there an extra hour and I need to go to the sitter's who is angrily texting me and I'll shower when I get home. Other times, I hate cheap ass hotel soap and sitting in my own filth for the ride home is preferable to breaking out in hives. Wearing the same panties for my 20 minute drive home is not the end of the world.

Some were the ladies' actual residences, and others were visitng ladies to NYC staying in a hotel and wiping and leaving to go see a client for an outcall. How do I know? Because they told me they were going to see a client. And in a couple cases I walked with them out of their facility and saw them get in a cab.

My price point in the hobby is the $400-$800 per hour range, all advertise on TER. So we're not talking the low end of the hobby here.

I've never hosted a lady at my place.

and my examples given occured at the ladies' places (residences or hotels). So they had access to all their soaps, etc. but chose for whatever reason to not use them before heading out.

My ATF makes it a habit to join me in the shower afterwards as we both help each other clean up. It's a sexxy way to end a date. It's why she's my ATF.

as long as they do not include my Miranda rights.  Gotta draw the line somewhere.

The only time I "write" shorthand, is when I am actually taking notes with an actual ink pen, not typing. I don't even text like that.

I ALWAYS have my small dog with me (he is a service dog so it's a medical necessity for my health and safety) when at my incall. I would NEVER presume to bring my service dog to anyone's outcall... Even putting my own needs aside, that's just too much.

But when I have a guest at my incall, the little doggie is sitting quietly in his crate which is in the corner covered with a blanket. He's extremely well trained and never makes a peep. Most guys never even know he is there.

I wonder if that would be a deal breaker for you if you never even knew? If it was then I could report your "discrimination" as a violation of the Federal ADA of 1990. (Kidding...!)

I am with you on this. I don't like to get ready when a gent is still there, so no...I won't be taking a bath until he LEAVES. Even if I do jump in the shower with him, it's still not going to be the real cleaning and shaving I would do if I were alone...that is more about HIS time, than mine. I have never showered to get ready for another date when a client was still there...that's just not how I operate. Add to that, I don't book my clients less than 4-6 hours apart, and that is only when I used to tour. When I am at home, I am not seeing but 2 a week, if that, so why would I have to shower when HE is leaving? He is the one going home to someone else, not me.