What are some of the funniest things that you or someone else did to get moderated?

Saw this on a regional board and figured there is some funny stuff out there.

I know of one member (about 5 years ago) that kept the mods so busy moderating his crazy posts. The real horrid ones never saw the light of day.

on two of her girls that went indy w/o telling her.  

She was a sweet provider, when she was a provider, but as a Madam... Oh boy !!! Drama, Drama...Drama...

Got her moderated in no time.. Fugly would not put up with that..He was ex-mod on DC board when we had the old model...

I thought it was pretty funny...

Some of y'all in DC area know whom I'm talking about !!!

Is bored, so when he clicks my stuff he laughs his ass off . Often wonder how many snot  bubbles I've made the mods blow from laughter ! See what's funny is 99.9% of my posts go up ! Yup . Kinda like being a rebel . And it keeps jobs for the mods so I'm helping the economy , I'm patriotic !  

The fact that you pay tribute to my boys in AC/DC, only raises my level of esteem...AND furthermore... Is it just me or does anyone else find it kinda cute that my boy Brian's initials were BJ?  
                           WORKIN' DOUBLE TIME ON THE SEDUCTION LINE!
                                                                                                    The Dez  
 P.S. You can take the girl outta junior high, but you just can't take the junior high outta the girl.  
         (If this doesn't get me moderated for life, i don't know what will!)                                  

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I was usually moderated for stupid crap like posting with my handle and an alias on the same thread, back in the Gambler/Little Phil days.  But Gambler always took me off moderation real fast because I'd post so much it would annoy him to have to read them all.  He finally admitted he was too lazy to read all of what he called my "keyboard diarrhea."  So I knew I could do damn near anything I wanted and not get moderated.  I just don't post that much any more....Too busy diddling myself to pictures of this Red Head.  There really should be more on that broad's site, don't ya think?

On my list now . Any chance we can have some risky business ? Always had a thing for trains . I'll be Joel and well u just be u xoxoxo , sweetie sometimes ya just gotta say "let's fuck" !!!!!

And yes ,thats my Joel smiley ! Looks like univ of  L.A. I'm hot 4 the red head bombshell teacher !!!

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that I have said some of the same stuff as you... and you were moderated and I wasn't. I am much calmer now... but I was one of the "wild" ones 4 years ago where almost everyone was moderated. I sort of miss those train wrecks! Gambler and Phil sure had their work cut out for them. :

No Honey, that was Mike Tyson. Ms. Rayne, is obviously a great deal prettier, although I have no doubt she could K.O. M.T., in less than 3 rounds and heaven help the Ref who declared a T.K.O. or R.S.F. before she's done.  Doesn't matter how big or bad you are. Never underestimate inner-strength.
  On a side note: What do you suppose an ear tastes like?  I would imagine it to be something like the chicken feet they serve in Dim Sum restaurants.....all crunchy-cartilagey outside, gelatinousy-nauseating, inside.  
  There are only 3 things I've ever eaten that I won't try again. Lima beans, cucumbers and chicken feet.  
 WELL! I feel much better after dumping that important information on y'all. Always glad to contribute.  
  I'm gonna nuke some Shu Mai now. Yum!

Umm...everything? MY HERO!

1. Cracked me up, when I read you got spanked for posting with your handle and an alias on the same thread. What'll they think of next?  

2. The legend that is The Gambler?  He was a Mod?! When in heaven's name did this man have time? Between his handicapping, fornicating, globe-trotting, backing the Federal Reserve and saving the good ol' USA from this pesky lil dependence we have on oil, I would like to know;  WHERE DID HE LEARN HIS TIME-MANAGEMENT SKILLS?!

Oops! Please allow me a cleansing breath. Aaaaahhhh! I have reset my spiritual Dao. Let us proceed.  

3. Who is Little Phil? This thread is the first time I've heard of such a personage. BTW, where do you suppose he went? The Land of Lilliputians? I don't think so Honey, 'cause that's where I reside and no Little Phil exists in my lil' 'hood. Wish he did though. I bet I'd like him. My favorite people, are the ones who have great stories to share.

4. Just out of curiosity, do you suppose they have "Keyboard Pepto" for that nasty condition The Gentleman Gambler diagnosed? Something to ponder....

5. "I just don't post that much any more".  Whoa!!! Really?! Would've never guessed. Perhaps I need to take time management lessons from YOU instead. I will happily don my old Catholic School-girl uniform, if you're willing to "school" this old Catholic school-girl. Redundant? That's all I got. It's 2-am for crying out loud.

6. Diddling. Now that's a term I've heard before, but it was explained to me as "what your magic hands do for your girl, at a restaurant, under the tablecloth, when she kindly forgets to wear panties".  
Have I been misled?  

7. You were absolutely correct to call me out on not adding or updating my pics. The weird thing is, I was just working on that today(well technically yesterday now), so I'm wondering....Can you read my mind?!  

8. Ya think anybody's gonna post "Will you two get an effing room already!" under this?  

In the event you were not aware, this month is my one year anniversary on TER. Yes, you may send a cake, but I'll have to give it to the neighbors.  24yr. old new trainer, is the DEVIL'S SPAWN and cakes are the enemy.  No, HE'S the enemy. Send a pie instead, if you're so inclined. It's going right in his face!  IF I can find a step-ladder tall enough to fling it at him.  Darn whipper-snappers!
                       Your little admirer,
                                                    Dizi  

P.S. I warned ya. Wait'll you see what I've got for The BIB! Gotta get a little sleep first though. Talk atcha later.

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