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A mannequin provider?
SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 1628 reads
posted
1 / 29

OK......take a very close look at this lady's, umm, err, picture.

Oh man. When I see stuff like this, I just can't help but shake my head and have some sympathy for you guys who try so hard to find the diamonds among the duds.


I cannot believe this woman used a picture of a mannequin. Well, on the positive side, at least no one can accuse her of stealing someone else's pics. Too funny.

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 216 reads
posted
4 / 29

No, its a mannequin, look at the hand. The back of teh hand almost, but not quite, lines up with the hip, exactly the way you see any mannequin in a department store. You can clearly see the shine of the flash on plastic on the armpit area. That's not photoshop. Its a friggin mannequin!

Men, bless your hearts for having to weed through these sorts of ads to find the gems!

sweetnicole1 See my TER Reviews 127 reads
posted
5 / 29

when they are not shooting commercials for Old Navy they could be *hooking* on the side. lol

ppl are so judgemental. If an old navy gal wants to expand her horizons and turn a few tricks on the side its fine with me.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 187 reads
posted
6 / 29

First there are a group of Manginas and now we have progressed(????) to a group of Mannequinas.

scoed 8 Reviews 226 reads
posted
7 / 29

I wonder if this mannequin have any reviews. I bet all of her performance scores are 4-She just laid there. Too funny.

hound_dog69 41 Reviews 327 reads
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8 / 29
scoed 8 Reviews 225 reads
posted
9 / 29

This mannequin has a review and some how got an 8/8. How can a mannequin get an 8 in performance? LOL

scoed 8 Reviews 277 reads
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10 / 29
DirtyDaego 11 Reviews 128 reads
posted
11 / 29

I guess those Old Navy commercials don't pay as much as we thought.

Priapus53 126 reads
posted
12 / 29
philogyny 161 reads
posted
13 / 29

She's the lowest maintenance lady I know!

philogyny 233 reads
posted
15 / 29

I think it looks like a combination of a poor quality digital photo and some bad Photoshop work.

They smoothed out the skin and especially worked on the area around the armpit. I suspect that there was a "shaving area shadow" that she didn't care for. The result is certainly mannequin-like.

ElleJ See my TER Reviews 165 reads
posted
17 / 29

First of all, the commentary is hilarious. Especially the "she just laid there review" I actually laughed out loud.

But am I the only one that keeps thinking about the old navy campaign with the talking mannequins? This is too damn funny!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 144 reads
posted
18 / 29

You Seinfeld fans know what I'm talking about.

(Sorry but I couldn't find a You Tube clip of it.)

LynetteMarie See my TER Reviews 175 reads
posted
19 / 29

BWahahahhaaa!!!  


I love this thread!!!  Thank you for making me smile this morning!!!!

And here I thought I looked too stiff in my pictures!!

sailor66 14 Reviews 150 reads
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20 / 29
Tabb13 3 Reviews 216 reads
posted
21 / 29

But look, that review was 8 months ago. Guess she has a problem getting to the door in time.

sailor66 14 Reviews 132 reads
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22 / 29
trex44 9 Reviews 159 reads
posted
23 / 29

...'cuz I'm sure I've seen that photo before -- I believe it was in a Sears catalog! ;)

keystonekid 114 Reviews 167 reads
posted
24 / 29

it would have been more of a challenge to view before a.m. coffee.

sailor66 14 Reviews 149 reads
posted
25 / 29

Well, she never gets tired, she'll do any position and any hole, never complains, and never asks for tips.

MarcusAbsent 179 reads
posted
26 / 29

but when I met her, I soon discovered she was the famous...

Wilma Hedgrowbach

old handle of...

Carrie DeKoffin

jodycalledu 23 Reviews 145 reads
posted
27 / 29

I have an Old Navy credit account. I wonder if I could use it?

Shrink-2-The-Hos 149 reads
posted
28 / 29

And that is pathetic.
But like another old board ho once said, "any publicity is good publicity" and you will probably now starve for the next month.
I am sure she appreciates your help.

thefoozler 15 Reviews 179 reads
posted
29 / 29

the review does say the photo is real, and speaks glowingly of the "vigorous mish".

I didn't see what some of you are seeing, maybe it's my computer.  But even if it is a reach, I do appreciate the humor! LOL

Maybe we should move on to blow up dolls! LOL

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