"Sometimes when I'm with one of ATF Providers during or after our session she may get another call from a client seeking services."

 No way she could be my ATF, or one of my top five, if she is taking calls while I am there.
I'm not judging, everyone is different, and some guys enjoy abuse.

Sometimes when I'm with one of ATF Providers during or after our session she may get another call from a client seeking services.  

However what I've discovered sometime it's people calling wasting the providers times, with random, dumb, off the subject questions or questions you already know the answer to. After a while the provider sees that this guy has nothing better else to do with time.

My question to providers of the 6 to 10 real hobbists that call you. About how many of these time wasting calls do you get on average.

I was getting to the point where my phone was constantly ringing so I took my number off my website, I only give it to new clients once they are verified...I would get so many calls from guys who would be asking me explicit questions, and I would tell them to fuck off...Another thing that I consider "time wasting" are the guys that call and say "Can I see you right now?"...Or the ones from Nashville (where I'm based) that wont take 5 seconds to look at my schedule where it clearly states I am on tour somewhere, wanting an appt. in Nashville when I'm not even in town...It was just getting too stressful, so I guess to answer your question ( sorry I got side tracked ranting), when I did have my phone on all the time, about 75% of my calls were a waste....As far as I'm concerned if I've not verified you then I have no reason to talk/answer questions...Pretty much anything one needs to know is either on my website or in my reviews...just my .02

Val

"do you offer incall?" When everywhere I advertise I show in capital letters "OUTCALL ONLY"..
Second annoying question is "why don't you offer incall?"

Because I dont want to...

Other then that, nothing seriously annoys me that much



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Even through email you get your fair share of timewasters, nincompoops, and the just plain rude.

But on the other hand, email doesn't ring and wake you up at 3am.

And if I hear any more ghetto speak to the point that I can't understand a freaking word that comes out of the callers mouth, I'm just gonna loose it!

When are you going to tour Hawaii????

I mis-wrote that. Not while we're having sex....b4 or after we're done. I did have one provider stop to take a call.....and she's no longer a ATF

You took the thought right outta my head. I know each provider has their style, but under NO circumstance do I ever take calls, texts or emails while I am "in session"...You have paid for my undivided attention, and THAT you get!

Off to the question at hand...I NEVER give out my phone number until we are at the point that we have set a time and date to meet. VERY few that I have met have taken advantage of having my phone number to call with "dumb" questions. The few that have...well lets just say, you CAN teach an old dog new tricks

Now the dumb/annoying emails??? Ahhh too many to post, but, I do get terribly annoyed when ANY question is asked in a email that I have clearly stated in my AD or on my website! I feel I have taken the time to write out this very detailed ad/email All I ask is you have the respect to read it BEFORE you contact me...Im pretty sure Ive covered 98% of the questions most ask...

Respect...I give it freely, All I ask is the same in return...All in all, I think Im pretty lucky with who Ive seen...(knockin HARD on this wood!)
Kisses

thank you for stating what should be obvious.  Once or twice I have been in a seesion and the provider has taken texts and responds.  That is BS.  Ya wanna be treated like a lady, act like one.  ya wanna be treated like a Ho, act like one.

Come on! You know I had to say that?! You missed me, I know it!

But I'll call you tomorrow and we can talk about it....

Fuck, I ain't stupid. I'm just drawn that way.

Next time you drive, please observe how many people actually read road signs. How many people continue on "Exit Only" lines for 2 miles and try to change lanes at the last moment.

Multiply that by about, let's say, 100,000 and you got your answer.

See, it is like sport commentators, people can't tolerate void and end doing and saying stupid things.

Example, in Thursdays Football game between Cowboys and Saints, Aikman's comment before a 53 yard filed goal

"He is definitely got the range, all he has to do is hit it right" . Duh

My buddy in Nashville has been getting on me to go visit him and his family for quite a while now.

Thinkin' I need to look into those airfares...

I'd take calls to to escape from your presence for a moment.

What's your number?

Seriously.

That was awesome! ZING!!!!

Each say I am available i'd say at least 50% so hmmmm 8-10 sounds about right.