This old American Jewish man is visiting Israel, while he was sight seeing a Israeli hooker approached him and ask him if he would like to have some fun. The old man ask "how much for some fun", the young woman says $500, the man's response is "what are you crazy, that’s too much" . She then says "how about $400", he says "still too much", "how about $300", he says "you’re getting warm". She says, "fine, $250, but I have too say, at that price I’m not making a dime"
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