Ladies, do any of you have "cover" job like I do and file taxes with this job? What have been your pros and cons with this?

I highly doubt ANYONE in business for themselves does not cheat a little, so don't go there lol. I know many private business owners who have outlandish write offs, I would never even think of doing. I have another side business that I take credit card transactions from, because it is hospitality and no one would be the wiser, but I do not claim 'cash' transactions from providing through that business. I have a 'CPA' who advised against that lol.

Didn't your "CPA" advise you against admitting on a public board that you're under-reporting your income? If not, I think you need a new "CPA" and probably a good attorney, LOL. You're a smart girl, you obviously know that you must report all illegal income and that the IRS is a MUCH bigger threat than LE. STFU London, LMAO!!!

Hi London,
My beloved  father, a CPA, himself, would've been proud of your "CPA's" advice!! I, however, don't think my father ever played "Clothespin Jeopardy!"

come on down for grits and chitlins.  

Half my neighbors my cousins and the other half is my cousins.

Ya gotta admit that's funny!

Social Media Consultant. I still list under that, and as a bartender. (explains the fluctuating cash flow) It makes taxes somewhat of a pain in the ass, and I hate hate hate hate the self employment tax rate, but it makes it easier to explain and hide money. I report more than 80% of what I make. Always report anything you may have put into a bank, always report enough to cover all of your expenses plus 30%, at minimum. The IRS gets records of everything over 7,000. so, have a mortgage, buy a car, etc, they'll know about it and you better be able to explain how you afforded it.

You prob should have kept that to yourself !

At least, that's what my WePay account, my DBA, and my business license say....

Dear Ms. Rayne:
Would you also be tricking when it comes to taxes? Also would your CPA tell you some clever ways to write off certain items? Perhaps you could write an article on it and how you can take certain financial license as it pertains to revenue. Also I am sure that you would pay taxes on your mainstream economy job as a therapist so therefore that wouldn't raise as many eyebrows. This time you can entitle it how to make it rain as an independent business woman and still fall under the radar.

Hi China,

Disagree with the lady, believe her wrong , whatever, but why be disrespectful?

Momma must be proud of her southern belle career HO!  IS your CPA 'chgo cpa'  Good lord don't take advice from that ass wipe!  You will both look cute sittign behind bars together

I know, I know because "London Rayne" is my real name and all bwahahaha. So, we will pretend for a minute those not admitting to this, are paying all of their taxes right? No worries. I was already audited and they found nada. My ass is broke! Also, notice I did NOT say what my side business was....duh...kind of hard to connect me to something when they don't know the name or even the type of business. Most everyone here has a real job even if it is only a few hours a week, and I don't buy that anyone in business for themselves is not cheating the IRS in one form or another. Ever take the company truck for personal use and claim the gas was used for business? Ever friends to dinner on the company card and claim it was clients? Done all the time.

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WTF is a Chitlin? Ok yea it was funny about the grits and the cousins though!

Being a HO is only something I do a few hours a week hon....they don't have a clue.

How's that new website working out for you? You know..the one where you EXTORT providers for money to have their info removed? Ha..yea loser.

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Is Jetpilot your real name? I didn't think so. I think my latest rant just proved that even the fkin reviews by some men here are also NOT THE TRUTH lol. Psst...this is not the first time I have talked about taxes, and shit...how do you know I am paying them at all? Ha.

You boys can't honestly think I am making all that much money providing...can you? When? I never get off of this board long enough to shave my legs bwhahaha.

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The only one I'm certain of runs a legit office services business from her spare room/office...  desk, chairs, computers all set up and has a reserved parking space for it!  Clients drop off reciepts & such to her.  The income just isn't enough...   She doesn't/can't offer services late at night.  She's careful to keep outward appearances.   I don't know the percentages but on days when I visit, I'm likely the only one.

thru my bank acct.

I am so scared of them that I think they've tapped my phones. i know they really haven't but i am paranoid.

I will pay them every cent, and if they're reading this, I want them to know.

I just want to wait til I'm in a position to pay them the 10's of thousands I owe them.

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Look up "No Visible Means of Support".  I also suggest paying SS and somehow getting health insurance.  No one plans on getting sick or disabled but having the records to qualify might make all the difference.

Except this........

Chitlins are  boiled and seasoned pig intestines. Served with greens and Pepcid.

Sweetheart, you think you're so slick and informed.  It's amusing.  You have admittedly been every kind of sex worker known to the human race.  Now dear, it's both sad and amusing to watch you trip up so much. t  Extortionist? This is getting more fun by the minute with all your clulessness but keep going we love the entertainment  It is interesting how the only people here that claim to like you are crooked thieves, two-faces liars and extortionists.  You don't fool me honey and the BS here that you speak about your taxes, your business and your life should not be believed by anyone.
'

... is this:

Pros: You are being honest
Cons: I don't see any in your post.

Keep on being honest and you'll do just fine.

Serpius

Well now how clever of you. So you consider me a crooked thief, liar,  and extortionist ? All based on my association with LR.

What makes you any different? Are you not on this site with several reviews under your belt.? Are we to believe that your reviews are fiction?

Now you got the bite you were looking for, what are you going to do with it? Let's see if you want to come out and play!

MM

Seriously???

Are you speaking for EVERY provider?

You are making a general statement that EVERYONE cheats on their income tax returns.

REALLY???

Let's see... if the IRS would look at your 'No Visible Means Of Support', that alone will raise some questions.

You are wrong to assume that I cheat on my income tax return, because I never did. Yea, I have been audited by the IRS a few times and passed all audits with no issues. I have nothing to hide, but you do, though.

You are using the excuse that anything in this website is fiction. So what? Are you making another general assumption that everyone that logs onto TER is as dumb as you are?

You're whining that you are broke?? What happened to your 2 sugar daddies? Did they stop paying you after seeing that you don't pay taxes?

Good luck in your dealing with the IRS.

Serpius

WTF is your point idiot? Yes, I have worked in the adult field for 10 years, and never said otherwise. I said I only worked as a "HOOKER" a few hours a week, and my constant posting confirms it. You were the one who outed Gamblers' real name and that post was pulled, correct? Exactly, dumb ass, so if anyone here lacks credibility, professionalism, or common sense, that would be YOU!

I don't much care what you believe cyber dummy...you and your thoughts are of no concern to me. You can't touch my business, much less my real life lol. Why do you care who likes me? Jealous much? Try getting some reviews and maybe someone will pay attention to your sorry ass. I have 83 reviews, so you're saying all of those men are thieves? Who did they rob? What a fktard moron you are lol.

FYI, enough men here KNOW the real me to confirm, things about my life...so sorry, no one gives two shits about you, which is why you have to hide behind some fake handle. Aww, what's wrong..pissed off the wrong person on TER and got your ass handed to ya? Yea, I bet ha ha.

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I "look broke" to the IRS dear and that's all you need to know."No visible means of support?" Hey, dumbass, did you miss this thread was about A SIDE JOB? Yes, honey I very well do have a legit means of support, and the ONLY thing I write off on my taxes is money given to the church. Does the SS Admin. know you're using their money to pay for hookers? Hmmm...your name is all over the place too idiot, so careful with that one ha ha.

My 72 year old friend that I took care of, was almost cut off just for going to the casino, because someone reported her. Careful there old man. The entire board has your name, address, and SS number because of YOUR mishap lol. Every time you post under "serpius" you're a google click away of letting more people know your real info. yet you want to call someone ELSE stupid? HAAAAA!

I have nothing in my name that does not have a lien on it, so according to that, I don't own shit and owe everyone else...so you see, I LOOK broke all the time dummy. Do you think I deposit my mortgage money in my bank account every month? Don't think so dumb ass...never sees the bank, and is once again, not a check written out by ME.

Sorry, you're too stupid to figure that out. Poor, clueless Herpius...you don't need to worry about where my money comes from dear. When you see me calling out women because they get more attention than me, begging for business and running half off specials, you might have a point lol. Wait for that shit.

One of my SDs is right here idiot..I believe you've called him a WK though, but nevertheless. The other does not post on hooker boards at all, but why are you so concerned? Oh, that's right because you are a STALKER, who hangs on my  EVERY WORD yet claims I am of no significance to you...same with your pal jjj1. You two should meet for a Frosty and bang each other in the ass...might cheer ya both up.

Here's a clue for both of you maladjusted retards..if I wanted my post in this thread pulled, I would report it. Could it be possible, I don't much care?


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You can't see shit with that ugly ass bald head of yours, up your ass! I did the very SAME THING, yet you called me stupid for it. Gosh, what a total ass clown you are lol.

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Chitlins are pig guts boiled then fried. nasty damn thing to eat!

The only part of a pig I have eaten is Bacon, and only when I am on Atkins.

Aww, come on London. Tell us how you really feel...lmao! Love reading your posts woman, never a dull moment with you. Makes me sometimes wish I was back in Bayou La Batre so I could make the two hour drive over to see you.   Regards.....RR

Agreed lol. There is a difference in not reporting a measly 200 bucks, and 200k a year that you deposit in your personal bank account. Providers who don't pay 100 percent of their income are not exactly going buy 100,000 cars, and Mansions now are they? That would be stupid. Many of these women are wives who are claimed on their husband's income as a dependent, and don't work...duh, how hard is that going to be to prove that she made 200 here, or that his taxable income supplied it?

Correct, but most here do have "visible means of support." Regardless of what that support is, really does not matter. I get paid with cash, checks, and credit cards through a legit company like many others here. We generally report the checks and cc transactions, because you have to. A guy with a lawn care business can easily get away with only reporting certain jobs, and so can someone running any business that takes cash, like a sno ball stand, personal trainer, dance instructor...the list is endless.


Also, students get excess funds checks that are easily income, and substantial enough to believe that someone could live off of just that, whilst in school. For all the IRS knows, we could all be living with our damn parents, or they could be the ones paying our mortgage lol. If their claimed income says they have 5k left over a month after their bills are paid, who is to say daddy is NOT supporting his child?

The fact that you are so riled up speaks volumes  Keep it coming.  

MM  shush silly man!   You seem to be convinced that I'm a HO or even a HO lover like everyone else here.  You have NO idea!  But again, keep it coming...I love the stupidity that runs rampid here

This is going to be fun. Hiding behind your alias is not exactly coming out to play. Kinda chicken shit actually

... bullshit.

From someone who outs herself on the 2 places she went to in New Orleans, then outs herself that she doesn't report ALL of her income to the IRS, then lastly, she has outed her Daddy on the job that he does.

Way to go London... the more you out yourself, the bigger liar you make yourself out to be.

Serpius

Posted By: London Rayne

Re: This from a guy who is known as a stalker and a sociopath. Sure, we believe every word you say lol. I "look broke" to the IRS dear and that's all you need to know."No visible means of support?" Hey, dumbass, did you miss this thread was about A SIDE JOB? Yes, honey I very well do have a legit means of support, and the ONLY thing I write off on my taxes is money given to the church. Does the SS Admin. know you're using their money to pay for hookers? Hmmm...your name is all over the place too idiot, so careful with that one ha ha.

My 72 year old friend that I took care of, was almost cut off just for going to the casino, because someone reported her. Careful there old man. The entire board has your name, address, and SS number because of YOUR mishap lol. Every time you post under "serpius" you're a google click away of letting more people know your real info. yet you want to call someone ELSE stupid? HAAAAA!

I have nothing in my name that does not have a lien on it, so according to that, I don't own shit and owe everyone else...so you see, I LOOK broke all the time dummy. Do you think I deposit my mortgage money in my bank account every month? Don't think so dumb ass...never sees the bank, and is once again, not a check written out by ME.

Sorry, you're too stupid to figure that out. Poor, clueless Herpius...you don't need to worry about where my money comes from dear. When you see me calling out women because they get more attention than me, begging for business and running half off specials, you might have a point lol. Wait for that shit.

One of my SDs is right here idiot..I believe you've called him a WK though, but nevertheless. The other does not post on hooker boards at all, but why are you so concerned? Oh, that's right because you are a STALKER, who hangs on my  EVERY WORD yet claims I am of no significance to you...same with your pal jjj1. You two should meet for a Frosty and bang each other in the ass...might cheer ya both up.

Here's a clue for both of you maladjusted retards..if I wanted my post in this thread pulled, I would report it. Could it be possible, I don't much care?


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Anymore than you or I are.

It's just another brown envelope...easy enough to create..and quite disposable.

He is playing...so just play with the asswipe if you want.  I'm hoping he can get my other pal serpie to play as well  LOL

And let us not leave out my other pal blue6314.

Don't fret with ole jjj1...he's an amateur on here  LOL

Bacon or Ham no guts lol.years ago the drug days went to redneck party had deep fried Bull nuts every one keep on for me to try. was not in right mind so  I did tastes like tbone no joke and I am picky eater.

LOL. Im in Hawaii and I know what chitlins are! Havent you seen the movie Fiday?

Actually the first time I heard of it was from the movie Friday, then I looked it up, then I saw an episode of Dirty Jobs where they were making it. If it werent for those two things, I never would have known.

Exactly what I was thinking. I'm ready to play this game . I haven't handed anyone there ass in a while so this will be fun.

MM

You are such an ass clown. You don't think the names of those 2 places were the actual  ones do you,? As a matter of fact may not have been more than one place. Such a dumbass. Have you not learned yet that this girl is smarter than you and knows how to cover her tracks.

As far as outing her dad. What's his name and which parish is he in? Answer that one you stalking douche bag.

I was teasing her ass. Most everyone knows LR and I poke fun at each other as she does with a bunch of other guys. I saw a rare opportunity and pounced Don't worry, she'll nail my ass some other day, lol.

I had a business for a couple of years and to be completely honest, no cheating whatsoever. I kept meticulous records of mileage, days and times worked, and held on to every receipt I deducted on my taxes. I'm anal when it comes to taxes because the IRS because they're bad asses who will follow you to the grave and beyond. I'm no angel, I exceed speed limits regularly and have even been accused of seeing hookers (!!!) but I don't f*ck with the IRS. Ever.

This might be a good time to change your "name" to London Bridge

... from one of your friends... ChgoCPA. Don't believe me?? Just move up the threads and you'll find it yourself.

"And if a hooker is that pissed about some fake review...keep that shit off of here...and cry to TER about it.  The whole mantra of keeping a john safe from some fake reviews...nonsense.  Or a hooker being safe because of eliminating a fake review...bullshit."

Sure, I know that ChgoCPA hates me and probably believes all of the lies and bullshit that you have spouted about me.

But this time, I do agree with his above statement of his and it does apply directly to you... 100%.

Serpius

Posted By: London Rayne

Re: This from a guy who is known as a stalker and a sociopath. Sure, we believe every word you say lol. I "look broke" to the IRS dear and that's all you need to know."No visible means of support?" Hey, dumbass, did you miss this thread was about A SIDE JOB? Yes, honey I very well do have a legit means of support, and the ONLY thing I write off on my taxes is money given to the church. Does the SS Admin. know you're using their money to pay for hookers? Hmmm...your name is all over the place too idiot, so careful with that one ha ha.

My 72 year old friend that I took care of, was almost cut off just for going to the casino, because someone reported her. Careful there old man. The entire board has your name, address, and SS number because of YOUR mishap lol. Every time you post under "serpius" you're a google click away of letting more people know your real info. yet you want to call someone ELSE stupid? HAAAAA!

I have nothing in my name that does not have a lien on it, so according to that, I don't own shit and owe everyone else...so you see, I LOOK broke all the time dummy. Do you think I deposit my mortgage money in my bank account every month? Don't think so dumb ass...never sees the bank, and is once again, not a check written out by ME.

Sorry, you're too stupid to figure that out. Poor, clueless Herpius...you don't need to worry about where my money comes from dear. When you see me calling out women because they get more attention than me, begging for business and running half off specials, you might have a point lol. Wait for that shit.

One of my SDs is right here idiot..I believe you've called him a WK though, but nevertheless. The other does not post on hooker boards at all, but why are you so concerned? Oh, that's right because you are a STALKER, who hangs on my  EVERY WORD yet claims I am of no significance to you...same with your pal jjj1. You two should meet for a Frosty and bang each other in the ass...might cheer ya both up.

Here's a clue for both of you maladjusted retards..if I wanted my post in this thread pulled, I would report it. Could it be possible, I don't much care?


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"chicken shit?"  someone might take you for a 12v year old with that kind of language!  

LOL there goes CPA puffung out his old chest proud to be a TER vet!  You need to get up off your ass and do something productive with your time.  See, I get paid to be here and rally up info but you, are here because you are a social retard   any real friends? interestes? Of course not because you're too busy here ALL day playing keyboard warrior with hookers and desperate johns. But hey you will go down as a TER legend!  Aim high!!  LMAO

Ah yes, MM puffing out his chest here on TER as well as all the other wanna-be's.  TER: The place where the social outcasts go to pretend to be something significant because in their REAL lives they are nothing.  Everything that is said here is SO predictable!

I always stand behind what I say, and have people here to vouch for it. You on the other hand are simply, a simple shit stirrer that is easily handled.

As far as my significance, I do more and see more in a single day then a pussy like you could even handle. Have you saved a life? Today? What insignificant crap have you accomplished?

"Social outcast" you are so dumb you even put yourself down, that is so fucking funny. You make this easy

When you are in dire need of help, I hope there is traffic

MM

"12v year old" me? with that kind of statement from you, you make this easy.

I bow to the mod that is getting paid by TER.  When did TER go back to paying mods?

Err..they didn't pay the old mods...but you..sure, a wise old sage like you..worth every nickel  LOL

And here you are pretending to be a paid employee of TER...trolling on the boards...looking for fights at every turn.

Love it  

Posted By: jjj1

LOL there goes CPA puffung out his old chest proud to be a TER vet!  You need to get up off your ass and do something productive with your time.  See, I get paid to be here and rally up info but you, are here because you are a social retard   any real friends? interestes? Of course not because you're too busy here ALL day playing keyboard warrior with hookers and desperate johns. But hey you will go down as a TER legend!  Aim high!!  LMAO

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Anymore than you or I are.

It's just another brown envelope...easy enough to create..and quite disposable.

He is playing...so just play with the asswipe if you want.  I'm hoping he can get my other pal serpie to play as well  LOL

And let us not leave out my other pal blue6314.

Don't fret with ole jjj1...he's an amateur on here  LOL

Posted By: MagicMedic

This is going to be fun. Hiding behind your alias is not exactly coming out to play. Kinda chicken shit actually

LR, I was sure I knew who you were, just going by your choices of words, unless that's common to your part of the world.  You mean you don't work on pianos for tyrants who don't pay well? And you don't have a sister named Chicory?

Ha ha, well played. Unlike old serpitard, my handle does not connect back to my linkedin profile, facebook, google account, all with photo displayed. The only thing many people know about me is 1. I went to Tulane, but good luck picking me out of all the other big tittied blondes, who graduated that year ha ha, 2. There was a scandal with a Senator, all false of course, because I never met him, and 3. My first name. I did not reveal which cover business I have, so not much to go on there.

If someone chooses to report me to the IRS...again, they will once AGAIN find nothing, because I am no idiot. In 10 years, I have never even been busted as a provider or madame, nor has my income been questioned from this. The one time I was audited was for things that my own Attorney told me, I did not need to pay taxes on, but they thought differently.

Well, hell yea I have seen Friday..back in my 420 friendly days, and many times lol, but I still did not know exactly what a Chitlin was composed of, or where it came from. That's soul food.

"You get paid to gather information here?" LMAO..yea honey, have we all not had to use that story at one time or another. You're just as pathetic as those you put down, or you would not be here at all idiot. If all you're doing is 'gathering info.' why post? Exactly...you're a loser who has nothing else to do, and even more pathetic is you can't even get a bunch of hookers and johns to like you. Gosh, that must suck bwahahaha.

Gosh, serpius. I live in New Orleans you bloated wind bag of an old man. I have been to those places HUNDREDS of times, as well as the entire city. A chick giving what looks like her BOYFRIEND a bj, is not exactly a crime here idiot. We see gay men banging each other in the butt on Bourbon all the time....wise up dummy.

blahblahblahblah....fix your nose spread hon

Yea dude, WE are the social outcasts, but we have jobs, wives/husbands, children, and houses. YOU are the only retard who can't seem to get tossed a bone here, and your every pathetic attempt at an insult confirms if. Poor wittle baby, can't even get respect on a hooker board. So, what provider did a number on you, or was it a hobbyist? Did your wife/husband cheat on you and you're that pissed off you had to come here? Sure sounds like it. For someone who claims NOT to be interested in this lifestyle, you sure spend a lot of time paying attention to every persona on this board don't you? Ha ha...here's a clue dummy, when people are not relevant to you, you don't spend all damn day studying their posting habits, so me thinks you're just nuts.

Where do you get this stuff??  LMAO!

Posted By: ChgoCPA

I bow to the mod that is getting paid by TER.  When did TER go back to paying mods?

Err..they didn't pay the old mods...but you..sure, a wise old sage like you..worth every nickel  LOL

And here you are pretending to be a paid employee of TER...trolling on the boards...looking for fights at every turn.

Love it  

Posted By: jjj1

LOL there goes CPA puffung out his old chest proud to be a TER vet!  You need to get up off your ass and do something productive with your time.  See, I get paid to be here and rally up info but you, are here because you are a social retard   any real friends? interestes? Of course not because you're too busy here ALL day playing keyboard warrior with hookers and desperate johns. But hey you will go down as a TER legend!  Aim high!!  LMAO

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Anymore than you or I are.

It's just another brown envelope...easy enough to create..and quite disposable.

He is playing...so just play with the asswipe if you want.  I'm hoping he can get my other pal serpie to play as well  LOL

And let us not leave out my other pal blue6314.

Don't fret with ole jjj1...he's an amateur on here  LOL

Posted By: MagicMedic

This is going to be fun. Hiding behind your alias is not exactly coming out to play. Kinda chicken shit actually

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Oh sure...Jean valjean was the nice handle...but that Inspector Javert...oohh, a lot like CPA  

I think even Fantine and Cosette replied to him at some point...maybe it was julie.  Oh..I don't recall anymore.

He did ask CPA to compile some stats for him though.  Wanted to see a trend of bullshit posts to information posts.  I'm still working those numbers up...and should have them ready after the weekend!

YOU wrote it...not me pal.

I did post the quote that you wrote...in case you forgot.

Shit...I guess you're just getting too old to remember the drivel you put up  

Oh my you're getting all worked up...that usually happens in cases of extreme embarrassment when the truth is spoken.
(Yawn) I'm bored!  See you soon!!

Good God CPA do you ever get tired of hearing yourself ramble & trying to show some form of humor?! You fail---at so much! Shush up little man you're as annoying as nails rumming across a chaulk board!

Posted By: ChgoCPA

I bow to the mod that is getting paid by TER.  When did TER go back to paying mods?

Err..they didn't pay the old mods...but you..sure, a wise old sage like you..worth every nickel  LOL

And here you are pretending to be a paid employee of TER...trolling on the boards...looking for fights at every turn.

Love it  

Posted By: jjj1

LOL there goes CPA puffung out his old chest proud to be a TER vet!  You need to get up off your ass and do something productive with your time.  See, I get paid to be here and rally up info but you, are here because you are a social retard   any real friends? interestes? Of course not because you're too busy here ALL day playing keyboard warrior with hookers and desperate johns. But hey you will go down as a TER legend!  Aim high!!  LMAO

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Anymore than you or I are.oi

It's just another brown envelope...easy enough to create..and quite disposable.

He is playing...so just play with the asswipe if you want.  I'm hoping he can get my other pal serpie to play as well  LOL

And let us not leave out my other pal blue6314.

Don't fret with ole jjj1...he's an amateur on here  LOL

Posted By: MagicMedic

This is going to be fun. Hiding behind your alias is not exactly coming out to play. Kinda chicken shit actually

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Oh man do you ever really hear yourself?! I know being an epic fail is rough but damn find something else to do with yourself. That thing you call a personality is getting crustier with each of your moronic posts. BORING!  

Posted By: ChgoCPA

YOU wrote it...not me pal.

I did post the quote that you wrote...in case you forgot.

Shit...I guess you're just getting too old to remember the drivel you put up