five years and you want to start back with a dick-size thread? When you start a thread with a lie ("not to brag . . ."), it turns people off from participating. I suggest you peddle your insecurities somewhere else.
Yeah, you can lick it, LFOL!
Or suck it?
That was just too easy!
When you set it up like that, someone will take a swing,
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I was going to ask him if he liked the taste of himself!
Yes, nicely done. Nothing like a Louisville Slugger. Watch out for the pine tar!
... yet somehow these beautiful ladies are always able to accommodate me.
Cheers to non-size queens.
Life is good
The Cat
The only size that matters to ANY woman is TOO BIG. I know many agency girls that get the guy's pants down, take one look, hand the donation back, and walk him to the door, or else offer him an oral-HJ only session. Taking one too big in the cooch can cost them a couple day's work if they go for it anyway. From the girl's perspective, it's better to give the cash back and let him walk than to get a bad review for not giving him the service he wants after you said he could stay.
Do they call you Tuna Can?
To a size queen. I am sure most women don't want to start out the day or end the day taking a baby arm if they have a full days work ahead of them or have had a full days work. Especially agency girls...
Well good thing I'm not them.
It's usually they're way of saying, "I'm tired." Or a way to boost your already big ego. If they can get a baby's head through, I'm pretty sure yours is a cinch.
... i do want to tell all my female friends here that i will now sterilize your personal ingraved tweezers and(as suggested) i now also carry personal pocket magnifying glass to help with those awkward first moments of insertion....watch out ladies...2+1=3....Do The Locomotion!!!!
It may not be very big around, but it's short. Oh wait, that's not what I meant.
It may not be very long, but it's skinny. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Lmfao !!!! That's a fucking joke. Women scared of a big dick?!! You probably slam you so called huge dick in a woman and make the inside of a female hurt because you can't fuck properly.
I can assure you that some providers, because I have had long discussions about this, shun clients who have both big BBC type penises and a previous history of penetration for a large percentage of a session.
I am quite sure a big penis is a amusement ride and perhaps fantasy for a woman who is not a sex worker and rarely to never has seen or been with a man of size. But to a sex worker, her vagina is the tool of her trade, and just like a knife gets dull if it does a lot of cutting, a lot of penetration with a big penis can have a woman unwilling or unable to have much more penetration for that day.
My ATF has actually jettisoned a good client for this exact reason. She tells me that in a typical hour, penetration is usually 5-10 minutes. The rest being kissing, fondling, breast worship, conversation, oral, etc. Combine instead 40+ minutes of penetration with a big penis and she is done for the day.
If her average day is 3-7 clients, such a client in the middle of the day could mean the day is over.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
Turned down by the lass
He used his own ass
Wrapped round twice so he could fuck it
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
Another fave:
There once was a man from Grasse
who had two balls made of brass.
In stormy weather he'd bang them together
and lightening shot out of his ass.
Here's one:
There once was an ensign named Bates
While strolling on deck with his mates
Slipped on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And perfectly useless on dates.
There was an old man of Madras
whose balls were made of brass.
So in stormy weather they both clang together
and sparks flew out of his ass.
I recently doubled the size of my dick with surgery and no lady has complained about taking the whole 2" yet!
I don't mind a challenge, but if you think about it, the G-spot is not too far up, so when the Big D enters it bypasses it, so all it's doing is damage. Yes I agree we'll be put out of commission for days and it's no fun, he would have to be the last client of the day before my day (s) off!
too big is not always a good thing. I like more normal sized and for trips to greece only normal sized guys. So what has been happening is that clients are lying saying they are smaller than they are . Some guys have no shame
ADxoxo
