Both my internist and urologist recommended that I should succumb to two deepthroated bbjs every day for the rest of my life. That is 365x2 per year, except leap years. Then two extra bbjs were prescribed for February 29. They say this is to improve circulation and right-brain thinking, hence creativity, perhaps inventiveness. This could lead to a flash of creative innovation, even a process for a bbj faster than the speed of light (a WBJ = Wife BJ), or the elusive condom that cannot be felt or sensed at all (like the WFS), something as unlikely as a Republican banker with an enlarged heart, or a President who speaks in multisyllabic English.

Docs are cruel. They forgot about fluid replacement and anti-brain-scrambling pills. Those are a must during such tortuous schlong therapy. Prayer "To Whom it May Concern" also helps one through this draining ordeal.

Conveniently a TER search of ladies ranked 8+ overall with bbj brought up the precise number, 365, as predicted by Nostraschlongus, my great-great-great-grandschlong.
Thank you TER!!
These 365 young ladies are scattered about the good olde USA, although few are in the midwest or Utah.

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I, for one, am waiting with baited breath for the second of the predictions from Nostraschlongus. They've got to make more sense than the ones we've been hearing from that Nostradamus, that other so-called, wannabe seer.

For example, did Nostraschlongus predict if my Halliburton stocks will go up, when we make Iraq the 51st state? Inquiring minds want to know.

if you have a prescription for bbbj, will blue cross pick up 80% of the tab? and do any of you ladies in the northeast take blue cross?

can you tell me more about schlong therapy? i tried rubbing it with icy hot and spent two weeks on the burn unit...

i've had the "faster than light" bj, from my ex-wife. i blinked, it was over. come to think of it, so is she. all it cost me was half my stuff.

2sense, if you are having problems with "baited" breath, try a mint or something. it's probably why the ladies won't kiss you

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