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Raise your hand if you're the ideal client. Ladies, give us some stats.
Bendadick.Cuminsnatch 2498 reads
posted
1 / 20
Raise your hand if you're the ideal client. Ladies, give us some stats.

Ok ok. I know johns are not going to raise their hands.

So ladies,
It's been said here and there--- the best client has an average/smaller dick, nuts in 2 minutes or less, and can't get it up for a 2nd round.

If you had to estimate, what percentage of your clients actually meet this criteria?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 69 reads
posted
2 / 20
I think you're criteria is way, way off....

It has been repeatedly mentioned by gals that what they want is someone who is courteous and obeys their rules (Reading what they put up on their websites helps.)  Beyond that they should be clean and properly dressed, and have taken care of their oral hygiene.

 
The rest is icing, but I'd bet many more gals would favor a well hung, good looking stud who can last until she can over the person you imagine.   Though that is up to each gal to decide on.  A good personality and sense of humor won't hurt either.

 
Of course, they have to have the envelope as well.

JakeFromStateFarm 87 reads
posted
3 / 20
By your standards I am the worst client on the planet.

But I'd say the actual worst client is the one who doesn't wash his ass first and leaves a light envelope.  

Senator.Blutarsky 66 reads
posted
4 / 20
You've got it all wrong...


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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 67 reads
posted
5 / 20
It seems like you . . . . .

might be the only one that fits your definition.  If the ladies are telling you that's the kind of client they like, then I think you're doing something wrong.  Most of them tell me they don't EVER want me to leave . . . . . .  . . until after I have handed over the envelope.

lopaw 29 Reviews 82 reads
posted
6 / 20
Lol you're not even close with that criteria. -e-


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ToniLove See my TER Reviews 74 reads
posted
7 / 20
Men like that....

Usually don't contact me lol I like a big cock, clean men and if he came in 2 seconds, I'd hope he could get it back up and fuck me like I need! If a guy has a small cock, he can still fuck my ass.  I don't discriminate lol I also have a ton of toys and a fucking machine. I honestly don't have guys like you describe contacting me.  
I am wondering though, why do you ask? Are you thinking of becoming a hooker???? OR Are you one of those guys you describe?
XOXO  
TL

GaGambler 88 reads
posted
8 / 20
You know what they say about guys that obsess over gays, right?

Well maybe his dick isn't tiny, and maybe he isn't quite a "two pump chump" but I bet you he has "tendencies" lol

 
I think the OP might be one of those guys who can never be convinced that some of you sluts are just that, sluts who love sex. I remember sitting around my GF's incall apartment one day with some of her friends. She was taking the day off from appointments but her roommate was still taking calls that day and she had three appointments that day while the rest of us were in the living room having drinks. Now I am sure this NEVER has happened to you, but none of her three appointments fucked her that day. One guy couldn't get it up, the other just wanted a "legit" massage and I don't remember why the third guy couldn't/wouldn't fuck her, but after the third guy in a row left without giving her any dick she came storming into the room demanding to know what was "wrong with her"  and that she NEEDED some dick. lol She ended up calling her boyfriend and when he showed up she literally dragged him into the bedroom and that's the last we saw of them for hours. lmao

 
I can only imagine what would happen if the likes of you were to have three appointments in a row that wouldn't fuck you. I bet you would rip the dick off of the third guy and use it for a dildo. lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 67 reads
posted
9 / 20
I'm surprised at your suggestion . . . .

Violence never solves anything, but if she is inclined to go that route, she should beat him senseless with it first.  Just my romantic nature, I guess.  

Sheila Starr See my TER Reviews 63 reads
posted
10 / 20
60. % ouch..

Oh well.. But once is enough, if the Quality is there...  !  Wink

micktoz 43 Reviews 69 reads
posted
11 / 20
I'd volunteer to have my dick ripped off by Terrilynn!

Sounds like my kind of session!  

Damn!!!!!!

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 80 reads
posted
12 / 20
Re: You know what they say about guys that obsess over gays, right?

Lmao!!!! Well, clearly,  the OP has something going on about the LADIES clients/details lol I'm really curious why he needs to know this enough to post about it.  
Yes, just MAYBE I am a slut lol and I don't think I'd rip a man's dick off BUT I'd take knowing I was going to get some cock vs none over the next time the "dickless" guy tried to schedule 😀😋😎
Goodness, that poor woman's  pussy was probably throbbing like crazy! I bet she fucked her BF up in bed hahaha!!! 😂 like I feel sorry for him lol I'm sure he loved it! 😏💋
XOXO  
TL

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 80 reads
posted
13 / 20
Re: I'd volunteer to have my dick ripped off by Terrilynn!

LMAO!!! 😂 You are silly! 😚
Oh baby,  I'm going to passionately,  throw down with you.... I would NEVER rip your cock off. I'm gonna need it! Lol  
Goodness,  where are You? 😚😜😎
XOXO
TL

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 65 reads
posted
14 / 20
Lmao!!!

You guys are cracking me up! 😂😂😂
XOXO  
TL

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 58 reads
posted
15 / 20
Re: 60. % ouch..

This is so true!
XOXO  
TL

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 49 reads
posted
16 / 20
Yessss.....

Nicely said babe 💋
XOXO  
TL

Sheila Starr See my TER Reviews 72 reads
posted
17 / 20
Re: 60. % ouch..

Thanx be nice if they were all Richard Gere in Pretty Woman,  Xoxo

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 61 reads
posted
18 / 20
Bring some rope . . . .

Mick's going to want a four point restraint first, THEN you can rip his dick off.  He would pay an upcharge for a blindfold and nipple clamps.  Just FYI.

TSIvyAnders See my TER Reviews 46 reads
posted
19 / 20
Re: Waaaaaay off! My Ideal Client

THIS...all day, every day.

LinaLin See my TER Reviews 46 reads
posted
20 / 20
Re: Waaaaaay off! My Ideal Client

Now THIS is right on target. :D

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