We didn't call them providers or escorts back then, it was a streetwalker on West Madison in Chicago.  That was long before the internet and aids.  That was the start of a long and illustrious (LOL) career as a whore monger,  that has now stretched over 60 years.  Yeah I'm old and still seeing ladies at age 79.

Good old pimp juice  

Always had a girlfriend, and wasn't interested in anything kinky.
So the thought never crossed my mind.
Then one day I found this damn place... Lol

When I first saw street walkers hanging around NYC streets and finally figured out why some of them are dressed like ho's and just walking around the same block all night.  I have seen them walking there before but didn't occur to me they really were Street walker prostitutes. When  I was 10, 11,12,  I was in denial about the whole sex thing and didn't really believe men and women would engage in such activities. thought only perverts have sex.  LMAO  

After I ran away, and joined the circus we sorta lost touch..
Imagine our surprise when we met at a meet and greet, and realized we have the same taste in women.

Some one in the family car said "hey look at those hookers!

I was 49 and then I realized that I should have started much, much earlier. I don't see stopping anytime soon either. Sure, I slow down, step back, and try to make better decisions now and then, but I've met some really great people who trump the dip shits so I keep coming back.

Why should you have started earlier?  

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

I was 49 and then I realized that I should have started much, much earlier. I don't see stopping anytime soon either. Sure, I slow down, step back, and try to make better decisions now and then, but I've met some really great people who trump the dip shits so I keep coming back.

See link.

and since you have been here such a short period of time, why an exit "strategy"? It's just like any other kind of personal behavior that you change, you don't need a strategy, you simply stop like a grown up.

If I ever stop doing this it will be because either I quit enjoying it, My dick falls off, or I find someone worth "giving it up" for.

but don't worry about the rest of us, there will be another piñata more than happy to take your place when you are gone, and I am sure Tardlor will find another young and dumb guy to kiss her feet.

its not helping you at all.  

Our middle school band/chorus took us from CT into the city to see Cats when I was in 7th grade and Phantom Of The Opera when I was in 8th grade. I believe it was during the first trip that the bus driver made the unfortunate mistake of parking right next to a "ho stro." Lol. We were supposed to be quietly eating our bag lunches but everone lost their focus when they realized that a couple of ladies were promenading in string bikinis and stripper heals, less than a block away! This one Brazilian chick in an impossibly small day-glo orange suit it permanently emblaizoned on my mind. Everyond was giggling and this one little boy named Alan looked at his friend and they started waving a few dollar bills out the window! I'm NOT joking... Obviously the teachers signaled the bus driver to move really quickly!

I haven't aged mentally since I was 18, and I like it that way thank you.

I mean it not like anyone is going to miss him over here. Tardlor has already moved on and the rest of us can easily find another piñata to take his place.

One word of advice to Turdy though, I know you had difficulty asking for a woman to "get on top" recently. I would advise you to be very careful when making the same request over there, you might get a little more than you bargained for. Remember the old adage "Be very careful what you ask for, as you might just end up getting it"

and got intrigued by ralph and ed .. now bend over rod they said and take it up the @ss. think that's what he really meant by nice over there  

and we all know how important "politeness" is to Turdy

This question seems to be a lot more fun.

I honestly can't remember the first time I ever saw a hooker. I am positive that I have seen hookers all my life, but just didn't really understand what they were until maybe the age of 9 or 10.

As far as my first time fucking a hooker, I was at the ripe old age of 15. If memory serves me right, it was right about this time of year as well, which would mean I have been at this for almost exactly 40 years. I can only hope I make it another 40 more.

Take her to the zoo, Rock, take her to the zoo.

and his end zone is wide open for the in cum ming pass . and Tidwell takes it in the end zone touchdown for the ts team .  

That's a stupid question to ask on a board like this.

When you speak of regrets and dwell on the past.

Isn't that what you have been looking for ever since you showed up here? Maybe the TS board is the "right fit" for you? I don't judge people for their sexual orientation, there is no shame in you posting over on that board, unless you are the one ashamed to be there?

I am hardly mature, but I am secure enough in my heterosexuality to post on the TS board or any other board for that matter. Although they don't seem to like me as much as they like you. No accounting for taste I suppose

I was 16 (B-Day) My old man and I went to Tijuana to get his Mustang reupholstered. The guy said 3hrs, my old man gave me 100$ and said "I'll see you in a few hours". I found her and fell deeply in love. 35 yr old chica teaching me all things that please a woman. Still has a special place in my heart after all these yrs

My first time was in TJ as well, but back then a hundred bucks would have probably bought you a full week with a "chica de 35 anos"

My first experience there was in 1974 and it cost me a whopping five bucks, and yes the chica was much older than me too, I think she must have been at least 18-19 anos. lol I can only imagine what she looks like today as she has to be knocking at the door of 60 by now

negotiated what you wanted and for how much. There was no internet assistance so you just hoped for the best. A mediocre experience as I remember it now.

But I like the hound.  He's goofy but totally human and real.  One cool dude, who's not afraid to show his imperfections.  I'm proud he calls me "Dad."

Pope Francis giving Sex Ed lectures.

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