My definition of a 🦄 for me is when you book a provider for let's say one hour but they do not watch the clock. Example #1 I booked an in call with a female provider in Florida for 1 hour. The hour came and went. We had a great time. She even ordered food for me from takeout 5 hours later I was still at her place and she had fell asleep. It was now 2:00 a.m. I woke her up thanked her for a great time and left. Obviously all this time was not just sex though. I did get to pop three times in the 5 hours. Example #2 I booked someone for an incall in Virginia for 1 hour, again, not a clock. Watcher to the point where she stayed also for 5 hours. This was a daytime appointment. She arrived at 3:00 and left a little after 8:00. This was also pleasantly unexpected and had a great time as well.  
So my question to you is has this happened to you before? And if so how common is this?

To the extent you’re mentioning, just once. I have had plenty go about 30 minutes to an hour over. But only one went way over. But it was all communicated upfront before I even paid. She called me and asked that we make a date night out of it no extra charge. I met her around 8pm. I left 5am the next day. She didn’t even ask for payment until the end. And, the real kicker is she insisted I take $100 back to cover my Uber. Based on her reviews, she has done this with others too. She’s an older provider who doesn’t need the money. She provides because she likes the social aspects of it. I would definitely call her a unicorn.

I booked someone for 3 days she didn’t take anything for the 3rd day. 🤷‍♂️

Both ladies that I've experienced that with are in Florida. Must be something in the water lol.  

One time I was meeting an escort at a hotel for just a simple 1 hour session. A few hours before our date she messages me to say that afterwards she plans to go somewhere and asks if I would like to join her. A very basic 1 hour session became an all day thing and we decided to get dinner too while we were out.

Cherish the unicorns! 🦄 Buy them a gift. Show them you value their time. I make friends for life. I prefer to share my time with those whom we share chemistry. The time flies by.

I'd like to add the both times it was the first time that I saw that provider. The one in Florida we had some good texting conversations besides the usual date, time, age, race. She said she liked animals more than people sometimes and I told her I do as well and showed her a picture of my two cats. Still when I arrived for the 1-hour appointment I was shocked to still be there at 2:00 a.m.. if I didn't do or say anything I'm sure I could have slept over.. I texted the person in Virginia whose ad was on tryst and got a phone call from her. Not more than 10 minutes later. Says she doesn't like texting and prefers to talk on the phone. When I ask her what her screening process was she said it was the phone call and that I had passed. Both providers were on the low end of the price range but in no way did they give low-end service 😜.

See above.

It really depends on chemistry some just click while others don’t. Simply put would you have stayed if you were not having a good time? Not that we don’t have a good time during the hour but sometimes that one just allows us to let loose and be ourselves. I have several people this happened with some first dates and others are regulars. This job is about human connection and we all need it from time to time just make sure we are still human. I don’t suggest putting this in a review that you paid for an hour and got 5 as people will think that is the norm.

I have no intention of posting any of my unicorns names or writing reviews saying that they offer all this extra time at no cost.

a bullshit story, just ask for more detailed information.  Lol

I guess you forgot when you were called out on seeing "many" providers that charged $1000/hr, only for you to tell Hpy that you needed a day to fabricate ANY of their names! lol.
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The hits just keep coming! PLEASE never retire from this board! Your role as resident court jester and shameless Fib Factory manager is the comedic gift that keeps on giving. We’re all thoroughly entertained, while laughing AT you, not with you! lol.

It's not even lol worthy. It's ironic because when cdl was put in very similar situation with kgirls he never named any them and outright refused to name them, resorting to all kinds of excuses.

When I routinely name girls all of the time, and there were only TWO girls I refused to name because they had stalker issues while they were working and thye managed to escape them after retirement.  Look at my posts from the last few months.  There are several girls I have named on various subjects.  By contrast, and you should know this, HeShits never names ANY of the providers from his tall tales on this board.  There's a difference in non-disclosure and selective disclosure in order to protect a provider that has retired and moved on to a civvie life from unwanted attention.  Since you regard providers as "products" that you rent or buy, I don't expect you to empathize with a provider who has left the business and wants to leave all of this behind just because YOU don't want to allow her that privacy.  

because by the end of that thread, you and your cock-buddy HeShits were the ones eating crow.  Once again, you take ONE sentence out of context because you are the most dishonest poster here.  

I've only had a few but the best one will never be bettered.  The lady I would see with some regularity became an icon in the MPLS scene.  Acting on her statement that she just loved the Timberwolves (still new at the time) I gifted her a couple $50 seats at which time they were off center court, 3rd row and just down from some MN Vikings seats (4) that random vikings players used.  
At a follow up session, I had told her I had just bought a new suburban and had difficulty with the ramp and had to park in open parking (I was a few minutes late).  After the session, she asked what I was doing the following week and would I be interested in touring  her and some other ladies (4) around a few strip bars in town some night with my "bus".  Of course I was.  Long story short, all the gals arrived home safely and I had a blast and each one thanked me privately when we got to a new spot.  Well, except for the last two that thanked me together at the last drop off location with a 3 way shower and sex marathon.  

A unicorn to me is a woman who presses all my buttons, and, I can press all of hers, and we “click” casually.  In 10 years of seeing providers, I have only been with one and I wonder if it would ever be possible to meet someone like this in “real life”.

All or my appointments went to 1.5 hours because we were chatting.

So, in your view, a "unicorn" seems to be a woman with poor boundaries, whose kindness can easily be exploited. It’s no surprise so many women avoid this website and those who use terms like "clock watcher." While she may not have been focused on the time, you clearly were. Did you even think to tip her? My goodness, you really are a piece of work.

Calling a provider a unicorn just means she is rare. It does not mean this is an expectation of any provider. It does not mean what she does with one guy she does with others. It also does not mean she is not tipped well. And to suggest she has poor boundaries and is being exploited is rather presumptuous. There are various reasons why a provider might turn a session into a longer one and not ask for more money. Providers are entitled to wants and desires too.

No, I always sleep well.  

you have described this poster to a tee within such a short exchange.  If you read his reviews, you will first see that he sees more than one type of provider, and second, he seems to be a risk-taker as far as safety, all in his own words.  This is not the first time here that he has bragged about getting OTC time from providers and been called out for it.  He also mentions from time to time that finances are a concern for many customers, so not surprised he considers himself a "player with game" if he can hustle an suspecting provider out of some OTC time.   I'd be willing to bet that most of the OTC time he gets is with his TS providers and not GG's.  

Lol, the bed thing was a joke. That said, I think there are assumptions being made here. Could you be right about some or all of them? Sure. I don't know the OP from a hole in a wall. But they could also be wrong. For him to be taking advantage of these women suggests they have no backbone. And who knows, maybe they don't. But if they don't, is that his fault?

you are on my list mya, hopefully later this year or early next…

You’re starting to sound like Robert. Stop kissing provider ass on the board. Kissing a provider’s ass is something you do in private after paying for it.

“ "unicorn" most commonly refers to a single, often bisexual, woman who is a rare and sought-after individual in swinging or polyamorous relationships, sought by existing couples looking for a third partner. More broadly, the term can describe any exceptionally rare, unique, or perfect individual, whether a romantic partner or a person fitting a niche description, alluding to the mythical, hard-to-find nature of the unicorn. ”

In swinging or polyamorous relationships, this definition makes sense. That said, by the very nature of where we are posting and what we are posting about, we're not really talking about swingers who are giving out free sex based on attraction. We are talking about escorts.

😂

From your reviews, you also do MMF threesomes, where it doesn't matter if the lady is bisexual, because some of the action is M/M and the lady is incidental at that point, right?  I don't recall whether you have done a threesome with TWO TS providers yet, but I imagine it is on your bucket list.  

So when you can’t handle another person’s perspective, you automatically sling insults and call it mansplaining? Nice job. I’m sorry if you’re unable to understand ideas that are not yours.  

Hehits is simply sharing his lived experiences, which are inherently subjective. It is only natural that your experiences differ, yet his perspective is equally valid. I find nothing in his response that justifies ridicule based solely on his gender.
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I regularly challenge misogyny here, often to the point where even my harshest critics accuse me of being “too pro-provider.” However, I do not tolerate misandry either, as both forms of bias are fundamentally unjust.
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People, why is it so difficult for us to engage in disagreements based on the substance and merits of our arguments, rather than resorting to rebuttals rooted in immutable characteristics such as gender?

Incendiary????????  Wow, she pulled some real Jedi level stuff on you if you took that as incendiary, lol.  

Not you.  I have problem with your perspective.  

Or do you not care about that as well?

You might be the problem  

that's natural for any parasitic life form, perpetually looking for a host and a free ride.

You’re honestly embarrassing yourself at this point. “Mansplaining” isn’t clever or edgy...it’s overtly sexist. You didn’t challenge his ideas based on substance...you dismissed him solely because he has an XY chromosome. That’s not empowerment or progressive Elle...it’s prejudice, plain and simple and you doubling down on it is pathetic.  
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Instead of owning your hostility toward men, and doing any real self reflection, you lash out at me, someone who’s been a consistent ally to providers here for YEARS. Your hypocrisy and bitterness are glaring.

To be clear, you are advocating for the OP is spite of the possibility that he may actually be a predator and searching out "weak" ladies that let him linger because it's the woman's fault for being weak?  Wow, that's a bold position and yet you follow it up with some word salad about how this will ultimately help these ladies toughen up or make them realize that prostitution is a tough game and they'll seek another career choice.  If his current goal is to seek extra time for free, what will he be emboldened to seek out next?  Free services?  Bareback services?  Will he start to use physical force at some point?  I think the ladies should really take a hard look before seeing the OP or you, to be honest.

No, my feelings are fine. It's your intelligence that is sufferring. And, you have yourself to thank for it. I'm quite open to dialogue and can care less if it's with a man or woman. I feel we all have something of value to offer. At least our genders do. But some individuals prove they don't have much to offer. You just showed yourself. Maybe consider changing your menu to female customers only since you have such an issue with men.

Let him dig his own hole

I can tell that changing your hostile views toward men isn’t likely, but I’ll continue to call out your blatant misandry whenever I see it. Most of the time, I only find myself addressing misogyny here, so in that sense, you are the unicorn you claim to be.
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That said, I wouldn’t choose to invest my time or money in someone who openly shows such disdain for the opposite sex  so you will excuse me if I decline your obnoxious solicitation. I prefer to patronize providers who demonstrate genuine respect for men...something you’ve made abundantly clear you're not interested in doing.

You wouldn't see her because she isn't 24 and she won't pretend to be your friend while at an OTC lunch. Give it a rest. I see right through you.

"Mansplaining" isn't "gender-inclusive language" nor does it "reduce biases" you ignorant fool, as its bigotry pure and simple. Do you need CDL to tutor you in how to read your AI written post BEFORE you actually post it too? lol

If you can see through me then you can tell how deliriously happy and I am in this realm...oh wait! You said that publicly about me already! Adios, Mr Morose! lol.

Honestly, I'm going to reconsider that statement. You've spent the past week or two getting into never ending flame wars with providers and clients alike. It doesn't really look like you're having fun. You're constantly lashing out, your behavior is getting worse and you seem pretty miserable right now.
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Also, why do you constantly boast about paying for sex on a p4p board? What do you think the other people on this board are doing? It seems like you're overcompensating for something and you come off as very insecure. This is your go to argument, which makes me think you don't have anything else going on. Whatever boost you used to get from p4p seems to be diminishing. You should try to see more escorts and spend more money, maybe that will help get you out of this funk you've been in.

Obviously, you cant take it when I retort but thats typical of faux board bullies. You now stalk my every post due to your raging jealousy and I love mocking you so I hope your little crush on me continues. lol
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But honestly bro, I have never seen anyone fail this spectacularly at something so simple. You’re surrounded by beautiful, willing women, and all you do is whine, sulk, and drag the entire vibe down like it’s a funeral bc someone was mean to you.  
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We get it, you’re a professional victim. The girl you fell for in p4p didn't want to see you anymore. You need to learn to keep your emotions in check.  
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Maybe it's time you gave this up and find something more your speed? Like seeing if someone will pay you to complain professionally? Or joining a support group for people who can’t get laid anymore? Have you thought about seeing a professional hand holder? hahahahaha!
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You’ve taken what should be a dream scenario that is p4p and you made it seem like you are getting a root canal without anesthesia. You are the Hindenburg of the lifestyle… overhyped, full of hot air, and destined to go down in flames. lol
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George Costanza wouldn’t want anything to do with you as even he would think you’re too negative. lol
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I'll tell you what...while I am on my dinner date later today having fun (you remember fun right, Mr Morose? lol) why dont you group think up something intelligent to reply. Get in a room with Duh-ran, Snafucked and the boys to help you. That wouldn't exactly be a meeting of the minds...more like a meeting of the behinds! Lol!

Do you actually read what people write or just speculate and make shit up? At no point have I advocated for the OP being a predator if he is looking to take advantage of weak ladies. Obviously, anyone doing that is an a-hole. I have even said that I can understand why this idea might offend escorts. It makes sense. But what I also said is these are assumptions. The OP said these were unicorn experiences. Half you morans on here just fill in the blanks and assume the worst.

Your complaints about me and my posts are hilarious because you have ridden my dick on this board many times before. The link below is just one example. You have no problem when I get into it with CDL, but now that I am talking about you I am an obsessive, jealous professional victim lol. I'm so negative that nobody wants anything to do with me, except for you of course. You were begging me to get your back when you were arguing with a provider over referral fees. So let me get this straight... You love smacking down idiots but you need to ask for help to do it... And... I'm too negative unless its directed at someone you don't like. Who is the hypocrite again? Have fun on your date Robbie. I bet your date is as real as everything else you made up in your post.

is he sending pm's to you too now??  This guy has huge imaginary balls, I'll say that, lol!

Does anyone have the old train wreck gif that used to show up now and then? We're maybe getting close enough to the right margin -- content has certainly reach that point.

I used to use this one all the time.

I'm not a psychologist but I did stay in a Holiday Inn the night I wrote that  Not a social media guy so nothing to follow but I do make regular appearance here to try and keep a few of these screwballs in line.  I do have another bucket list item now though and I'd like you to be the one who pops my swing club cherry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN-uA9CiV_w
The Irish Rovers
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn