you know what???
i lost the first part of what i typed. here is the second part.
sorry. We at HDH are watching re runs of RuPaul's drag race...so if this report sounds gay..we apologize bitches!!!!! (but we dont mean it)
7. The Nosy, Why the hell do you care post of the week goes to TheExecutive and the question of how long do providers prefer in between appointments. (We at HDH just ask one question...we care because...????) The GD board was treated to a special commentary from Kathy of 47th Street, the ace street reporter of Hump Day Headquarters!! Kathy took a stand for all providers and let everyone know...sometimes, you dont want to fucking know what goes on before or after you see a provider. Thank you Kathy for shedding the light on this dark, dark subject!! You rock out loud honey!! Strut that street! Work that corner!! See you at the free clinic!
8. We at HDH want to thank two providers for keeping it real with some of the dumbshit posted on the GD board this week. We thank BackDoorGirl and LittlehouseonthePrarie for keeping their backs straight and keeping it fracking real. Some of the threads were just...stupid. These two brave souls posted on two different threads..but we thank them for attempting to bring sanity back. BackDoorGirl told everyone that providers tell gents what they want to hear..so why as the damned question in the first place! (On this point, we agree with her. Really now...do you expect a truly honest answer from all providers? Not all have the fuck it, im sexy attitude of SinsoftheFlesh and Khym) Littlehouse basically said the same thing in the thread asking if providers prefer mustaches..
We thank these ladies and dub them..TheHonestBrigade.
9. We learned quite a few things (as always, that is what this site is for) this week! We discussed the going rate for an overnight(the advice given? just ask the lady you want to see. No smart provider is going to quote what the rate of another lady should be.) We learned that 6 month old boys love Lady Gaga..and putting on a video of LG is the only way to shut them the fuck up so we can type this damn report. (see? this is why Khym shall NEVER have kids of her own.) oh wait..thats just us at HDH...sorry. IM A FREE BITCH BABY!!! Oh, sorry. Some guy broke into a jail to have sex with his girlfriend (aww, aint that sweet..gag me), there is nothing wrong with binge boinking..as we binge drink and smoke...leaving a chair in the room is the nicest damn touch a provider can..well, provided! (how fracking adorable!)
10. The Crappiest Post of the Week (thanks for the idea, Cowboy Reporter CiaraPhx!!) goes to Skldmarks. Need we say more? this post has won Best Alias of the week as well as most WTF are they freebasing, pass the spoon and lighter we have next post. Need we say anymore??
11. The Sexiest post of the Week goes to...TashaVegas!!! omg. Talk about a wet dream cum true. We at HDH fell to our knees when we first read this thread..omg, dreams really do cum true...hell, we are in tears again!!! Ms Tasha asked an innocent question..about going BBBJ..she is considering it..but would doing so be considered YMMV as she would switch back and forth between CBJ and BBBJ? (omg, we are freaking out at the images running thru our head..and most of HDH staff are female!! Oh my goddess...)Look everyone..if you want this sexy lady all over you...clean the fuck up. Squeaky clean..or Ms. Tasha wont share her good goodies with you!!! OMG...we cant get the dirty thoughts out of our head...excuse us for a moment...while we partake in National Jill off To s Sexy Woman day. CAN YOU IMAGINE IT???? OMG. Sigh. We love TER..where dreams cum true.
12. Oh! How could we all forget the TMFI post of the week? This is a good one this week. Grab your balls and a beer kiddies..this is some shit right here!!There was a lot of retarded ass posts this week..but this one just takes the freaking condom...literally! What does one do...when one participates...ACCIDENTALLY in bareback sex?? Wait..we got this. You throw the blame on the provider (its her fault she cant handle her alcohol right?) and ask her to get tested...and then get pissed when she doesnt? Oh, the stupidity doesnt stop there...then you have to post on the TER GD board asking for advice? Of course. Makes perfect sense, right? So, the angry mob, with skillets and flame throwers in hand...massacred the dumb ass for the phrase Accidental Bareback. WTF? That is like being kind of pregnant. sheesh. The OP of the thread was properly whooped, tied to a stake and BURNED. stupid fucking post of the week...congrats!!
13. Finally...as a reminder, little 6 month old boys love Lady Gaga and Britney Spears...shuts em up faster than a shot of brandy ever could...anyways, we at HDH want to thank Sageslove for her lil corner of sunshine this week!!! This hot ass lady posted some Confuscious (yah, we spelled that wrong..we are trying to beat the midnight deadline...GET OFF MY BALLS!!). We at HDH thank her for her post...and nominate her for Hottie of the Week. Yes, we are starting a GD board hottie of the Week...just to make things interesting. Ladies must post at least once a week on the GD board to be considered. Please include a link to your site (which is NOT a desperate move..so fuck what anyone says about that). OMG..is Sage a RedHead???? fuck my life. We have to add her to the Sexy Ladies We must Boink List. That ass...sigh. Divine!!
As always, there was way too much to wade thru..and we do apologize if we missed anything (but we dont mean it)
yes, this week;s report was kinda crappy. Fuck it. You try writing this stuff, sucking dick, babysitting a 6 month old kid..running errands, managing website...WHILE SOBER. try it. we dare you.
Happy Hump Day deviants!!!!
